Jest quotes

“- Harriet Miller: How are we supposed to know what's going on?
- Rodney Miller: It's all Greek to me.”
Fiona Reid - Harriet Miller
Bruce Gray - Rodney Miller

“What's silent and smells like worms? Bird farts.”
Robin Williams - Andrew Martin

“- Julia: How was your first day at school?
- Bea: Well, a little girl wet herself.
- Julia: And?
- Bea: The teacher took her to the front of the class and beat her with a cane, until she stopped crying. And then she beat her some more and then the cane broke.
- Julia: My God, you can't go back there.
- Bea: Why not, of course I can. Only joking!”
Kate Winslet - Julia
Bella Riza - Bea

“I'm proud to recall that at no time at all and with no other recourses but my own resources, with firm application and determination... I made a fool of myself!”

Danny Kaye - Hubert Hawkins

"What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? An excellent start”. I used to resent jokes like that. Now I see them as simple truths.
Danny DeVito - Gavin D'Amato