Job quotes

“- Mr. Grey: Are you pregnant?
- Lee Holloway: No.
- Mr. Grey: Do you plan on getting pregnant?
- Lee Holloway: No.”
James Spader - Mr. Grey
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Lee Holloway

“- Lyman: Dooley, what is it about me that makes you so passionate?
- Dooley: Well, it's not your looks, Lyman. I guess it's your job.
- Lyman: And knowing your methods of law enforcement, I don't suppose that you have a search warrant?
- Dooley: Dog ate it. You can hang around his tail for an hour.”
Kevin Tighe - Lyman
Jim Belushi - Dooley

“- Fred Flintstone: This is my office? This is my chair?
- Cliff Vandercave: Yeah, not to throw too much at you on your first day, but this big thing here is your desk.
- Fred Flintstone: My desk?”
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone
Kyle MacLachlan - Cliff Vandercave

“- Andie: I can't write this article.
- Lana: Is your computer broken?
- Andie: No I've just really gotten to know this guy and...
- Lana: Andie do you see any insignia on my outfit?
- Andie: No.
- Lana: It's because I'm not your girl scout leader, I'm your boss. You'll write the article.”
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson
Bebe Neuwirth - Lana Jong

“- Michael: You're Sarah Easton, supermodel. I see you everywhere.
- Sarah: You're Michael Shiver, cab driver. I see you nowhere.”
Eric Schaeffer - Michael
Amanda De Cadenet - Sarah

“I inform on these people, they lose their jobs, they lose their... everything.”

Robert De Niro - David Merrill

“You're a butler now! Butle!”

Sylvester Stallone - Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone

“- Summer Hathaway: You want me to be a groupie?
- Dewey Finn: Well, groupie is an important job.
- Summer Hathaway: I researched groupies on the Internet. They sleep with the band!”
Miranda Cosgrove - Summer Hathaway
Jack Black - Dewey Finn

“If you ever denigrate me in front of my staff like that again, I'll have you railroaded out of your profession. You understand?”

Leonardo DiCaprio - J. Edgar Hoover

“- Lt. Kirklander: How long till you're fired?
- Det. Emily Sanders: Oh I'm gonna do it on my own time, and we have a pretty good union, so I'm gonna say four to five weeks.”
Jason Patric - Lt. Kirklander
Charlize Theron - Det. Emily Sanders

“Goddamn! You've got to be one stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off.”
Chris Tucker - Smokey

“- John Jones: Foreign correspondent, huh?
- Mr. Powers: No, reporter. I don't want correspondence, I want news.”

Joel McCrea - John Jones
Harry Davenport - Mr. Powers

“- Craig Jones: Mom, loan me 200 dollars.
- Mrs. Jones: Craig, I wouldn't feel comfortable lending you money without a job.
- Craig Jones: If I had a job, I wouldn't need to borrow any money.
- Mrs. Jones: Exactly.”
Ice Cube - Craig Jones
Anna Maria Horsford - Mrs. Jones

“We are the Coast Guard's elite. We are the best of the best. When storms shut down entire ports, we go out. When hurricanes ground the United States Navy, we go out. And when the Holy Lord himself reaches down from heaven and destroys His good work with winds that rip houses off the ground, we go out.”
John Heard - Capt. Frank Larson

“- Dan: How are you?
- Morty: Not so good, not so good. I mean psychologically.
- Dan: I'm sorry.
- Morty: That's ok. Anyway, my wife got a promotion. I'm hoping she'll raise my allowance.”

Dennis Quaid - Dan
David Paymer - Morty

“My name's Crawl and I'm the RA. And you are? No wait, don't tell me. Sally? Jessie? Raphael?”
Pauly Shore - Crawl

“- Charles 'Chuck' Lane: You're fired, Steve.
- Stephen Glass: What?
- Charles 'Chuck' Lane: You're fired, Steve. You've lost your job.”
Peter Sarsgaard - Charles 'Chuck' Lane
Hayden Christensen - Stephen Glass

“It was my first good contract: real people for unreal arguments.”
Sir Sean Connery - Barley

“The truth is I am a driver. Nothing more. This is my destiny. I will never know what it's like to be an american.”
Yvan Attal - George

“- Tommy Nowak: Helping you with your legal case is absolutely not my business, my job just to follow you, find you... and Federal Express you home
- Lou Ann McGuinn: The three f's uh?”
Clint Eastwood - Tommy Nowak
Bernadette Peters - Lou Ann McGuinn

“- Daniel: Carla? Do you get paid in marshmellows?
- Carla: No, why?
- Daniel: 'Ca-ca-ca-cause I get paid in marshmellows. I like marshmellows.”
Giovanni Ribisi - Danny
Juliette Lewis - Carla

“- Eliot Ness: Hey, wait a minute! What the hell kind of policemen you got in this god damn city? You just turned your back on an armed man.
- Jim Malone: You're a treasury officer.
- Eliot Ness: How do you know that? I just told you that.
- Jim Malone: Who would claim to be that who was not? Hmm?”
Kevin Costner - Eliot Ness
Sir Sean Connery - Jim Malone

“- Dr. Ellison: What did you do in the fire department?
- Joe: Well... I put out fires.”
Robert Stack - Dr. Ellison
Tom Hanks - Joe

“I'm a doctor, not a space explorer.”
Heather Graham - Dr. Judy Robinson

“- Josh: I'm married to my work.
- Serge: So am I. Which makes my wife my mistress. That's why I'm still in love with her.”
Aaron Eckhart - Josh
Tchéky Karyo - Serge