Killing quotes

“- Octopussy: A paid assassin.
- James Bond: When I kill it is on the specific orders of my Government.”
Maud Adams - Octopussy
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“- Miranda Hillard: What happened?
- Mrs. Doubtfire: He was quite fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him.
- Miranda Hillard: How awful. He was an alcoholic?
- Mrs. Doubtfire: No, he was hit by a Guinness truck. So it was quite literally the drink that killed him.”

Sally Field - Miranda Hillard
Robin Williams - Mrs. Doubtfire

“- Michael Kogan: I'm gonna find you. But you could save me time and put a bullet in your head. If the positions were reversed, I'd do the same for you.
- Meg Coburn: Are you?
- Michael Kogan: Excuse me?
- Meg Coburn: Gonna put a bullet in your head, now that our positions are reversed?”
Jürgen Prochnow - Michael Kogan
Mira Sorvino - Meg Coburn

“- Archibald Cunningham: If I had to slaughter an ox, your grace, a Claymore would be my first choice.
- Will Guthrie: You'd best use a musket. Save the beast a slow dying.
- Archibald Cunningham: I would not need a musket for you, Guthrie.”
Tim Roth - Cunningham
Gilbert Martin - Guthrie

“The man don't just have to die, Foley. I mean, he could accidentally hurt himself falling down on something real hard, you know? Like a shiv, or my dick?”
Don Cheadle - Maurice Miller

“- James Bond: Do I look like the sort of man who would make trouble?
- Small-Fawcett: Well, yes, frankly. And you're going to jeopardize the tourists trade if you start going around killing people.”
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond
Sir Sean Connery - Small-Fawcett

“Self-defense is not murder.”
Jennifer Lopez - Slim Hiller

“- Dr. Stephen Arden: Have you found any other bodies?
- Xavier Fitch: No, we haven't not yet.
- Dan Smithson, Empath: You will. She's a predator. Her eyes are in front. Her eyes are in front so she can judge the distance to her prey.”

Alfred Molina - Dr. Stephen Arden
Ben Kingsley - Xavier Fitch
Forest Whitaker - Dan Smithson

“- Spider-Man: You killed those people on that balcony!
- Norman Osborn: The Goblin did it, I had nothing to do with it! Please, don't let him take me again! I beg of you, protect me!
- Spider-Man: You tried to kill Aunt May! You tried to kill Mary Jane!
- Norman Osborn: But not you? I tried to stop it, I couldn't stop it. If anything happened to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tobey Maguire - Spider-Man
Willem Dafoe - Norman Osborn

- Walter Neff: You can't get away with it. You want to knock him off, don't you?
- Phyllis Dietrichson: That's a horrible thing to say.
- Walter Neff: What do you think I was, anyway? A guy that walks into a good-looking dame's front parlor and says: "Good afternoon. I sell accident insurance on husbands. Have you got one that's been around too... (continue)(continue reading)

Fred MacMurray - Walter Neff
Barbara Stanwyck - Phyllis Dietrichson

“- Jimbo Kearn: Oh boy, military action, Ned, we're gonna kill us some goddam' Australians!
- Ned Gerblanski: I think we're fighting Canadians.
- Jimbo Kearn: Canadians, Australians, what's the difference?”
Matt Stone - Jimbo Kearn
Trey Parker - Ned Gerblanski

“- Putty Nose: I've always been your friend.
- Tom Powers: Sure, you taught us how to cheat, steal and kill. And then you lambed out on us.”
Murray Kinnell - Putty Nose
James Cagney - Tom Powers

“Discipline. That's what fathers believe in. We must spank the children immediately before they try to kill you again. In fact, we should kill them.”
Jeremy Sumpter - Peter Pan

“- Doreen Carter: You ever shoot anybody?
- Jack Carter: You want to know what I do for a living? It's simple. People make promises and they break them. My job's to refresh their memories. That's about it. No big deal.”
Rachael Leigh Cook - Doreen
Sylvester Stallone - Jack Carter

“I won't kill a helpless human being. Not even sadistic scum... like you.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Ben Richards

“- Gideon: I'm beggin' you, alright? Don't kill me.
- Eric Draven: I'm not gonna kill you. Your job will be to tell the rest of them that death is coming for them, tonight. Tell them Eric Draven sends his regards.”

Jon Polito - Gideon
Brandon Lee - Eric

“- Sidney: Do you know why you kill people Roman? Do you?
- Roman: I don't want to hear it.
- Sidney: Because you choose to. There is no one else to blame.
- Roman: Damnit fucking damnit!
- Sidney: Why don't you take some fucking responsibility?
- Roman: Fuck you.”
Neve Campbell - Sidney Prescott
Scott Foley - Roman Bridger

“- Capt. Hans Geering: Do you not see that if you kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, then you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau?
- René: Simple plans are always the best.”
Sam Kelly - Captain Hans Geering
Gorden Kaye - René Artois

“- Alice Marshall: Why did you kill him?
- Ivan Korshunov: Because I believe.”

Liesel Matthews - Alice Marshall
Gary Leonard Oldman - Ivan Korshunov

- Pnub: "Ant"? They were killed by ants?
- Mick: Please, don't be stupid. Do you have, like, an evil aunt?

Elden Henson - Pnub
Seth Green - Mick

“- Reporter in Germany: So, ya like the killings, huh?
- Mike Teevee: What do you think life's all about?”
Michael Gahr - Reporter in Germany
Paris Themmen - Mike Teevee

“- Adrian: I'm gonna turn pro and I'm gonna move far away from here. Someplace where I'm not gonna get killed doing my laundry.
- Diana Guzman: Right. Or raped in your own fucking stairway.
- Adrian: Shot for a pair of shoes.”
Santiago Douglas - Adrian
Michelle Rodriguez - Diana Guzman

“- Clouseau: These aren't normal times. Cato. Someone just tried to kill me.
- Cato Fong: That's normal.
- Clouseau: Ah, but this time, he thinks he had succeed.”
Peter Sellers - Clouseau
Burt Kwouk - Cato Fong

“- Nico Toscani: Tell me something old buddy, do we kill our own senators now?
- Nelson Fox: Why not? The Romans did.
- Nico Toscani: Are we the fucking Romans?
- Nelson Fox: We're an empire too.
- Nico Toscani: You don't believe that shit for a minute, Nelson.”

Steven Seagal - Nico Toscani
Chelcie Ross - Nelson Fox

“- Paul Kersey: He raped and killed my daughter.
- Donald Kay: I know. I know who you are, Mr. Kersey. I read about that in the newspapers. I'll give you three minutes before I sound the alarm. You're wasting time.”

Charles Bronson - Paul Kersey
Charles Cyphers - Donald Kay