Law enforcement quotes

“- Beck: You're really a college professor? You're not from the CIA, the NSA or any of those three letter places?
- Josh: No, I am a boring college professor.”
Hilary Swank - Beck
Aaron Eckhart - Josh

“- Hector Cyr: Law enforcement is very dangerous work isn't it? And... you have such big, wonderful boobs.
- Deputy Sharon Gare: Ha! Thank you!”

Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr
Meredith Salenger - Deputy Sharon Gare

“- Sheriff Langston: The good citizens of Turley have taken me in their embrace and for one simple reason: I maintain the peace. So, when strangers come to town, I always ask them their business. Have you come for the hanging?
- Emmett: I'm just meeting a guy here and moving on.”
John Marwood Cleese - Sheriff Langston
Scott Glenn - Emmett

“Creepy? We're the CIA, creepy is what we do.”

Keith David - CIA Director

“- Ringwald: If that scooter's not back on your front lawn in two days...
- Billie Jean: We live in Breeze Haven...
- Ringwald: All right, in front of your trailer... you give us a call, we'll... drag in the fucker.”

Peter Coyote - Ringwald
Helen Slater - Billie Jean

Now I know what the FBI stands for. "Fucking, Ball-busting Imbeciles"!
Ned Beatty - G.P. Myerson

“Why are we doing so much running? Aren't we all going to be in cars?”

Christian Slater - George Kuffs

“- Sasha Petrosevitch: I'm undercover F.B.I.
- Nicolas 'Nick' Frazier: But you passed the lie detector test.
- Sasha Petrosevitch: That's nothing man. Anybody can do that.”

Steven Seagal - Sasha Petrosevitch
Ja Rule - Nicolas 'Nick' Frazier

“- Susan: This is hard to say, but I've been thinking a lot about it... and we can't have a relationship.
- John Moss: Sure we can, 'cause I can change. I'll try harder.
- Susan: It's not that. It's not you. You're fine. It's what you do. It's... it's all the violence.”

Annabella Sciorra - Susan
James Woods - John Moss

“- Paul Kersey: Do you always violate peoples constitutional rights?
- Richard Shriker: Well, this is my jail, Kersey, and I'm the law! That means I get to violate your constitutional rights!”
Charles Bronson - Paul Kersey
Ed Lauter - Richard Shriker

“It's all the same machine. The Pentagon, multinational corporations, the police. If you do one little job, you build a widget in Saskatoon, and the next thing you know, it's two miles under the desert.”
Nicky Guadagni - Holloway

“- Beth Easton: She saved my life, she's a hero!
- Kate Easton: Yeah, well according to the Sheriff, your so called hero, can't walk into a store without stealing something.”
Christina Ricci - Beth Easton
Polly Draper - Kate Easton

“- Ward: Good morning. My name is Allen Ward. I'm with the FBI.
- Deputy Pell: Oooh. The Federal Bureau of Integration? In that getup, you ain't exactly undercover, are ya?”
Willem Dafoe - Ward
Brad Dourif - Deputy Pell

“- FBI Agent Steadman: Dr. Sobel, Mam. I'm Agent Steadman, Agent Ricci, Agent Provano, Federal Bureau Of Investigation, OCD.
- Dr. Ben Sobel: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder?
- FBI Agent Ricci: Organized Crime Division.”
Jimmie Ray Weeks - FBI Agent Steadman
Billy Crystal - Dr. Ben Sobel
Bob Cea - FBI Agent Ricci

“Up until 8 weeks ago, I worked for the FBI Miami... secretary... until I got fired for having a defective husband.”
Demi Moore - Erin Grant

“You and I both know that if it looks bad, it's bad for the FBI. Blame has to be assigned somewhere.”

Mitch Pileggi - Assistant Director Walter Skinner

“We scientists are like degreed science-fiction writers. We're all prognosticators of the future. And since our particular purpose of vision belongs to the creed of law enforcement, we open inroads into tomorrow in ways and means of those who would serve and protect justice and order.”
Richard Gesswein - Coldyron

“- Alan Abernathy: My suggestion was torch the place.
- Joe: Not a good idea. Arson forensics nowadays is very sophisticated.”
Gregory Smith - Alan Abernathy
Dick Miller - Joe

“- Jake Lo: Great, more cops.
- Agent Stuart: We are with the FBI, this is agent Wesley and I am agent Stewart.
- Jake Lo: Ohh cops in suits.”
Brandon Lee - Jake Lo
Raymond J. Barry - Agent Stuart

“- O'Niel: How deep are you in?
- Montone: Not too deep... I'm paid to look the other way.
- O'Niel: I get it. You don't do anything bad, you just don't do anything good, right?”

Sir Sean Connery - O'Niel
James Sikking - Montone

“- Joe Hallenbeck: So... you don't think the cops can help you?
- Cory: Sure. After I'm dead, they'll perform the autopsy.”
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck
Halle Berry - Cory

“It's in the area of narcotics, Mr. Reynard, that the government tramples on the Fourth Amendment.”
James Woods - Eddie Dodd

“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be held against you. One nation, indivisible, till death do us part.”
Richard Crenna - Lieutenant Fergus Falls

“That black book's a joke. It's only got two names in it for the whole country. And one of them's still Al Capone.”
Joe Pesci - Nicky Santoro

“- Captain Coldshank: Your cover is you're renting the judge's house for a month of vacation.
- Chris Lecce: As what?... friends or lovers?”

Dan Lauria - Captain Coldshank
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Chris Lecce