Letters quotes

“Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.”

Ross Bagley - Buckwheat

- Mr. Bruner: "You're complicated, and simple, and I feel this connection between us. I feel like I already know you". This is kinda sweet, I think you're overreacting. "I just want to be with you. I want to give you... head. I want you to put your mouth on my tits. I want to feel you inside me. We can do it in the Petland stockroom."
- Nadine:... (continue)(continue reading)

Woody Harrelson - Mr. Bruner
Hailee Steinfeld - Nadine

“People write letters to the universe all the time... most don't get a response.”
Keira Knightley - Brigitte

“I miss you like the sun misses the flower. Like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter. Instead of beauty to direct its light to the heart hardens like the frozen world your absence has banished me to.”

Alan Tudyk - Wat

“Jury duty, jury duty, jury duty, black mail, pink slip, chain letter, eviction notice, jury duty.”

Jim Carrey - Grinch

“- Jack Flowers: Now, the Chinese, they go for Australian girls, y'know, big-boned. The Germans usually go for Tamils. The British don't give a damn as long as they're young and boyish, isn't that right, Colonel?
- Col. Gunstone: Indubitably.
- Jack Flowers: Well the Americans, they do a lot of hugging-up in taxis, y'know. When they go home they...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ben Gazzara - Jack Flowers
L.T. Firbank - Col. Gunstone

“Kitty-I have a secret... I sent out the letters.
Lara Jean-I'm going to kill you.
Kitty-You were so lonely! And I could tell Peter liked you, but you weren't going to do anything about it!
Lara Jean-So you just sent out all five of them?
Kitty-I thought five chances at a boyfriend was better odds!”
Lana Condor - Lara Jean
Anna Cathcart - Kitty

“Letters. You don't really write many these days, do you? But I bet there's one you never forget. Send it off to a certain plump guy in a red suit and, provided you've kept your act together more or less, he'll drop off a toy or two. And yet, no one seems to wonder how the whole thing got started in the first place. This is a story about letters,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jason Schwartzman - Jesper

“- Charles Doughty-Wylie: Will you write to me?
- Gertrude Bell: Yes, I'll write to you from every post office in the desert.”
Damian Lewis - Richard Wylie
Nicole Kidman - Gertrude Bell

“I hate to break it to you, but nobody writes letters anymore.”

Yvette Monreal - Gabrielle

“- Dr. Donald Shirley: What on God's green earth are you doing?
- Tony Lip: A letter.
- Dr. Donald Shirley: Looks more like a piecemeal ransom note.”
Mahershala Ali - Dr. Donald Shirley
Viggo Mortensen - Tony Lip

“Hey, hey - I got an idea. Why don't you write a letter to the car? Dear car, I miss you so much.”

Annie Potts - Vanessa

“Remind me, please, to put him on my Christmas list, if I could figure out how to make a letter bomb.”
Jason Biggs - Jerry Falk

“Dear Lana, by the time you read this I'll be back home in Lincoln. I'm scared of what's ahead, but when I think of you I know I'll be able to go on. You were right. Memphis isn't far at all. I'll be making a trip out on the highway before too long. I'll be waiting for ya. Love always and forever, Brandon.”
Hilary Swank - Brandon Teena

“Burn this letter when you read it, like you mother would have done, and wait for me.”

Sam Shepard - James

“Susannah, all we had is dead, as I am dead...marry another.”

Brad Pitt - Tristan Ludlow

“Dear Roxanne, couldn't sleep, so I thought I'd drop you a line. My dad and I are having a great time. We're only days away from L.A., and I can hardly wait for the big concert!”

Jason Marsden - Max Goof

“Dear Mama, so much has changed since my last letter. I scarcely know where to begin. First off, it turns out our daddy is a bad, bad man, and he got thrown in jail. But it's okay, 'cause Screaming Eagle, the Indian chief who raised Tommy, said he'd be all our dads, too.”

Taylor Lautner - Lil Pete

“- Wellness Guide: This letter, Edward, is a very important part of the healing process. By writing to your mother, you afford yourself the opportunity to thank her, or forgive her, or to ask her why she did the things she did. Now we don't mail the letter, but the simple act of putting it on paper frees you, allows you to let go. Now... what did...” (continue)(continue reading)
Alan Arkin - Wellness Guide
John Cusack - Eddie Thomas

“What is it with this envelope? People love it, they hate it, they gotta have it, they gotta get rid of it. It's like cigarettes or Democrats.”
Aasif Mandvi - Raj

“- Charles Warren: Can you tell what actually happened to your brother in London?
- Richard Thorn: Why do you ask that?
- Charles Warren: I've just opened a letter box that was sent from Israel. It belonged to Bugenhagen, they found it near his skeleton.
- Richard Thorn: So?
- Charles Warren: Did you know it was Bugenhagen who gave your brother...” (continue)(continue reading)
Nicholas Pryor - Charles Warren
William M. Holden - Richard Thorn

“Sending a handwritten letter is becoming such an anomaly. It's disappearing.”
Steve Carrell

“- Cornelia: When we first met, you wooed me with romantic e-mails.
- Josh: It wouldn't make sense for me to send you e-mails now that we're in the same room all the time.”
Naomi Watts - Cornelia
Ben Stiller - Josh

“Thing is, man, the company I work for, it's called 'Security Courier', and the 'Security' part means that once people give us their shit, we don't just hand it out to random strangers on the street.”
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Wilee

“She also said I had no dick. Which precedes the financial question, proving once more what women really look for.”

Jason Lee - Brodie