Liars quotes

“You have called me a liar and a thief and a war profiteer.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Howard Hughes

“- Annette Duwald: You're a shit-sucking liar!
- Dylan Roley: It's better than a cock-sucking liar!”
Clementine Ford - Annette Duwald
Bret McKee - Dylan Roley

“He's naturally mendacious. Not to be trusted. If he had a hundred dollars he'd steal a stick of chewing gum.”

Clifton Collins Jr. - Perry Smith

“The end of my innocence and childhood began in 1957. It is remarkable to me now just how little I knew then about the people around me. It took me years to figure out exactly what the truth was, especially given my brother's knack at inventing facts.”

Michael Keaton - Narrator

“I know I'm not the best communicator, but... whatever happens to you, be honest, tell the truth, even if they do look at you funny. They will. But what you gotta understand, is that almost all of those people are full of shit. They're all part of this great big conspiracy of bullshit. And they're scared of people like you, because those...” (continue)(continue reading)

Holmes Osborne - Eddie Darko

“I've lived among them all my life. They're born liars.”

Mykelti Williamson - Juror #10

“Both of my parents are professional liars.”
Max Minghella - Robby Barnes

“- Max Reede: My dad? He's... a liar.
- Ms. Berry - Teacher: A liar? I'm sure you don't mean a liar.
- Max Reede: Well, he wears a suit and goes to court and talks to the judge.
- Ms. Berry - Teacher: Oh, you mean he's a lawyer.”
Justin Cooper - Max Reede
Marianne Muellerleile - Ms. Berry - Teacher

“- Jack Cates: I'm a cop, you're a crook.
- Reggie Hammond: Oh, get the fuck outta here! Just 'cause I'm a convict, every thin' that comes outta my mouth is a god damn lie?
- Jack Cates: That's right.”
Nick Nolte - Jack Cates
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond

“- David Jacobs: You're a liar! You lied about everything. You lied about your father being out west, 'cause he's not out west! You didn't even tell me your real name!
- Jack Kelly: So? What you wanna do about it Dave?
- David Jacobs: I don't understand you.
- Jack Kelly: Oh, so let me spell it out for ya. You see, I ain't got nobody tucking me...” (continue)(continue reading)
David Moscow - David Jacobs
Christian Bale - Jack Kelly

“You're a terrible liar, it's one of your best qualities.”
Heather Juergensen - Helen Cooper

“I'm a lot of things. A liar's not one of them. Especially not in front of my mammy.”
Bernie Mac - Bobby Bolivia

“- Richie: Clark, we don't play baseball.
- Clark: I told Gus that we would be there, and if we don't show up, that makes me a liar... and that's not what I'm about... Not now, not ever!!”
David Spade - Richie
Jon Heder - Clark

“I married a liar. Why? Because I married a man.”
Bonnie Hunt - Kate

“I lie to myself. I'm a really great liar. And I'm very gullible.”
Sean Penn - Eddie

“- Georgia Hines: You're a lousy liar!
- Jimmy Perrino: I am a wonderful liar! I'm only lousy when I lie to you!”
Marsha Mason - Georgia Hines
James Coco - Jimmy Perrino

“I am the finest tracker. This man is not as good as me. Him is a great liar. Me - I'm the best.”
John Omirah Miluwi - Sembagare

“That's you all over, Tom. A lie and no heart.”
Marcia Gay Harden - Verna

“I thought if I died today what would happen to me? A hateful girl... A selfish girl... An adulteress... A liar.”
Jennifer Aniston - Justine Last

“What happens to that lie detector of yours when it detects your own bullshit? It must really bury the needle, huh?”
Jon Favreau - Franklin 'Foggy' Nelson

“- Steven Taylor: I'm sure someone with your resume will be able to come up with an alibi in no time.
- David Shaw: I'm sure someone with my resume would just take the money and run.
- Steven Taylor: I'll bet you four hundred thousand more you don't.”
Michael Douglas - Steven Taylor
Viggo Mortensen - David Shaw

“- Andrews: I'm afraid we'll have to assume there's a very good chance this simple bastard has murdered them!
- Dillon: Now you don't know that! He's never lied to me! He's crazy, he's a fool, but he's not a liar!”
Brian Glover - Andrews
Charles S. Dutton - Dillon

“Never bullshit a bullshitter.”
Donald Sutherland - Flan

“- Valjean: You look better everyday.
- Fantine: Liar.”
Liam Neeson - Valjean
Uma Thurman - Fantine

“Listen, I'm a politician which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops. But it also means I keep my options open.”
Richard Jordan - Jeffrey Pelt