Life quotes

“- Miss Scarlet: Maybe there is life after death.
- Mrs. White: Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage!”
Lesley Ann Warren - Miss Scarlet
Madeline Kahn - Mrs. White

“Life isn't just death. Don't ignore the living.”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss

“This is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering. Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.”
Danny DeVito - Penguin

“- Ygor: You're going to help him Doctor? You are giving him life?
- Ludwig Frankenstein: Yes but not for the purposes that you think Ygor. I'm giving him strength so that an operation may be successful.
- Ygor: An operation?
- Ludwig Frankenstein: Yes. I'm giving him another brain.”
Béla Lugosi - Ygor
Cedrick Webster Hardwicke - Dr. Frankenstein

“- Paramedic #1: You have no pulse, your blood pressure's zero-over-zero, you have no pupillary response, no reflexes and your temperature is 70 degrees.
- Freddy: Well, what does that mean?
- Paramedic #1: Well, it's a puzzle because, technically, you're not alive. Except you're conscious, so we don't know what it means.”

Drew Deighan - Paramedic #1
Thom Mathews - Freddy

“My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and
vehicle maintenance.”
Tim Allen

“A man must pay the fiddler, in my case it so happened that a
whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.”
John Barrymore

“Life is not life unless you make mistakes.”
Joan Collins

“I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.”
George Carlin

“You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of
pure magic.”
George Carlin

“Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on
it you can.”
Danny Kaye

“Each life is made up of big decisions and each day is made up of a million little decisions. What shirt to wear, what street to walk on, what to eat for lunch. Now all of these seemingly inconsequential choices may change your life forever. But who can handle that kind of responsibility? It would paralyze you to think about it. So you have to...” (continue)(continue reading)
David Duchovny - Dr. Eugene Sands

“You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music.”
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

It seems that you've been living two lives. One life, you're Thomas A. Anderson, program writer for a respectable software company. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you... help your landlady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias "Neo" and are guilty of virtually every... (continue)(continue reading)
Hugo Weaving - Agent Smith

“Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.”
Harvey Korman - Hedley Lamarr

“This is me. I think it's apparent that I need to rethink my life a little bit. What's my problem? First of all, I'm a rat. Which means, life is hard. Second, I have a highly developed sense of taste and smell.”
Patton Oswalt - Remy

“The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.”
Jason Scott Lee - Bruce Lee

“- Leonard Shelby: I don't want your fucking money.
- Jimmy Grantz: Then what? What do you want?
- Leonard Shelby: I want my fucking life back!”
Guy Pearce - Leonard Shelby
Larry Holden - Jimmy Grantz

“Sometimes the people we meet change us forever.”
Ben Affleck - Ben Holmes

“- Ernest Menville: She's dead!
- Madeline Ashton: She is? Oh. These are the moments that make life worth living.”
Bruce Willis - Ernest Menville
Meryl Streep - Madeline Ashton

“Life brings hope and pain, but revenge never brings redemption.”
Christopher Lambert - Connor MacLeod

“You know, you don't know zip about love or life, Doctor. I don't need you strewing your learning all over me.”
Demi Moore - Marina Lemke

This world has been so heavy with all the right-to-lifers - "protect the lives of the unborn"; constitutional amendments - "when does life begin?"; or the converse, the end of life: the right to die. Why is life at this point in the twentieth century so focused upon the very beginning of life and the very end of life? What about the 80 years we... (continue)(continue reading)
Will Smith - Paul

“Let him be guided by the wishes of the creative power of life itself, because that is what has spoken through me here today.”
Diane Ladd - Mother

“What's true about music is true about life: that beauty reveals everything because it expresses nothing.”
Toni Collette - Mandy Slade