Lingerie quotes

“Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.”
Jean Harlow

“What the hell is that?! Did you kill a cheetah?”

Seann William Scott - E. L.

“God, you can see her bra right through her shirt. Like totally accidental, I'm sure.”

Heather McComb - Michelle

“She looked like a cold dish with a man until you got her pants down. Then she’d explode.”
Gary Cooper On Grace Kelly

“- Sara: So how'd you meet him?
- Casey: I was in La Perla just buying some weekend thongs.
- Sara: And he was doing likewise?
- Casey: No. Actually he said he was buying something for his mom.
- Sara: His mom? Casey, who buys high-priced lingerie for their mother?”
Eva Mendes - Sara
Will Smith - Hitch

“- Rosie: [to Donna, holding up Tanya's underwear] Does she wear it or floss with it?
- Tanya: Floss you!
- Donna: Is it edible Tanya?”
Julie Walters - Rosie
Christine Baranski - Tanya
Meryl Streep - Donna

“I used to dream I'd be surrounded by exotic women's underwear forever and ever. Now I know they just save their best pairs for the nights they know they're going to sleep with somebody.”
John Cusack - Rob Gordon

“- Paul Shafer: Take off your blouse...
- Lena: [undresses, exposing a bra]
- Paul Shafer: Just what I though. Grey rags on the outside, the instruments of the harlot beneath.”
Michael Nyqvist - Paul Schäfer
Emma Watson - Lena

“- Rob Gordon: You have great lingerie, but you also have the cotton underwear that's been washed a thousand times, and it's hanging on the thing and, and they have it too! It's just I don't have to see it because it's not in the fantasy. Do you understand? I'm tired of the fantasy because it doesn't really exist. And there are never really any...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Cusack - Rob Gordon
Iben Hjejle - Laura

“Frederic, have you ever worn a whalebone corset? Well no, we established that, didn't we? It chokes and strangles, Frederic! I won't be choked and strangled by someone else's dumb ideas of custom and duty!”

Kristy McNichol - Mabel Stanley

“I'm not wearing any underwear.”
Vanessa Marcil - Erin

“- Sally Mannis: What does it matter what color my underwear are?
- Handy Harrison: It's an unconscious indicator of your subconscious intentions.”
Maura Tierney - Sally Mannis
Ray Romano - Handy Harrison

Remember the white dress I wore all through that film? George came up to me the first day of filming, took one look at the dress and said: “You can't wear a bra under that dress”. “OK, I'll bite, - I said. - Why?” And he said: “Because ... there's no underwear in space”. He said it with such conviction. Like he had been to space and looked... (continue)(continue reading)
Carrie Fisher On George Lucas

You know what a man should never ask in a Victoria's Secret shop? "Does this come in children's sizes?".
Barry Pepper - Frank Slaughtery

“I've never been to an orgy before. What do I wear?”
Lauren Ambrose - Florence 'Chicklet' Forrest

“- Danny: That's nice underwear.
- Carla: Yeah. I got it from my sister's closet.”
Giovanni Ribisi - Danny
Juliette Lewis - Carla

“- Paulie Bleeker: I still have your underwear.
- Juno MacGuff: I still have your virginity.
- Paulie Bleeker: Would you shut up?”
Michael Cera - Paulie Bleeker
Ellen Page - Juno MacGuff

“- Ira: If I was a giant nasty alien bird in a department store, where would I be?
- Harry: Lingerie.
- Ira: Not you, the bird.”
David Duchovny - Ira
Orlando Jones - Harry

“- Olivia Newman: Why don't you go put on those red bikini briefs that I gave you? I love the way your butt looks in them.
- Charles Newman: Olivia, I really don't want to.
- Olivia Newman: Charles, what happens when I'm unhappy? What happens?
- Charles Newman: Fine... But not the red ones... they bind.”
Kelly Rowan - Olivia Newman
Dylan McDermott - Charles Newman

“You know, Mick, just once I could go for like a sweater or some earrings... something that I could actually wear outside of this apartment?”

Melanie Griffith - Tess McGill

“Lingerie. Oh, remember lingerie?”

Bruce Spence - The Gyro Captain

“- Darcy McGuire: You wore control-top pantyhose?
- Nick Marshall: Did you put a pair in the pink box?
- Darcy McGuire: And how did you look in them?
- Nick Marshall: Hot.”
Helen Hunt - Darcy Maguire
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“Now these are very silly little boots, Jones. And this is a very silly little dress. And, um, these are, fuck me, absolutely enormous panties.”
Hugh Grant - Daniel Cleaver

“Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me. She said they were Satan's panties.”
Heather Burns - Cheryl Frasier - Miss Rhode Island

“- Tony Pino: Joe, you need some underwear.
- Joe McGinnis: Maybe later.”
Peter Falk - Tony Pino
Peter Boyle - Joe McGinnis