Lover quotes

“The perfect lover is one who turns into pizza at 4am.”
Charles Pierce

“They are trying to show he's a great lover, but they'll never prove it to me.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor On Cary Grant

“- Haymitch Abernathy: Now, I can sell the star-crossed lovers from District 12.
- Katniss Everdeen: We are not star-crossed lovers.
- Haymitch Abernathy: It's a television show, and being in love with that boy might just get you sponsors which could save your damn life.”

Woody Harrelson - Haymitch Abernathy
Jennifer Lawrence - Katniss Everdeen

“Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.”
Jim Backus

“I feel like my whole life has just been a journey into your arms.”

Vincent D'Onofrio - Sam Deed

“I love you like a rose loves rainwater, like a leopard loves its partner in the jungle, like... I don't know what like.”

Ray Winstone - Gal

“To wives and sweethearts. May they never meet.”

Russell Crowe - Capt. Jack Aubrey

“There are millions of people in this world, but in the end it all comes down to one. I still panic sometimes, forget to breathe, but I know that there's something beautiful in my imperfections; the beauty that he held up for me to see. The strength that I will never be able to say.”
Kirsten Dunst - Nicole Oakley

“-Angelique Bouchard:I'm going to make an offer to you, Barnabas. My last. You can join me by my side and we can run Collinsport together as partners, and lovers... or I'll put you back in the box.
-Barnabas Collins:I have already prepared my counter-proposal. It reads thusly: You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and...” (continue)(continue reading)
Eva Green - Angelique Bouchard
Johnny Depp - Barnabas Collins

“Star-I had a dream that I made love with that man on the Pringles can.
Barb-What flavor of Pringles was it?
Star-Plain. I like everything plain. Just plain.”
Annie Mumolo - Barb
Kristen Wiig - Star

“Paris is for cheese lovers.”
Lily Collins - Emily Cooper

“A son is a poor substitute for a lover.”
Anthony Perkins - Norman Bates

“- Caleb Colton: Who you out here with?
- Mae: Friends.
- Caleb Colton: Boyfriend?
- Mae: Friends.”
Adrian Pasdar - Caleb Colton
Jenny Wright - Mae

“- Ryan Shoos: So anyway Pfeifer after the show bombs, what are you going to do about Reese?
- Pfeifer Ross: The show is not going to bomb Ryan, we're going to finish the show, it's going to look great.”
Ryan Shoos - Ryan Shoos
Pfeifer Brown - Pfeifer Ross

“I've met another man. He's the best man I've ever met. He's bright, handsome and he's crazy about me. And, he's married. There's only one thing; he doesn't like my hat.”
Lena Olin - Sabina

“- Wayne Newton: Very special lady.
- Clark Griswold: That's why I entered into the sacred bond of marriage with her.”

Wayne Newton - Wayne Newton
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“You may think you have the worst taste in men, but you don't... I do. My grade school boyfriend left me for someone with boobs, my high school boyfriend Charlie left me for... well, someone without any boobs.”
Monica Potter - Amanda

“You stay the fuck away from me Ryan okay! You're the whole reason we're in this friggen mess. Get out! And Get me out!”

Cassidy Gifford - Cassidy Spilker

“- Gus: We need to find a boyfriend for Paris.
- Panos: How about Ariana Skoufis's boy, huh?
- Gus: Everybody on that island has six toes.
- Panos: Let's wait until summer. We check his feet.”
Michael Constantine - Gus
Mark Margolis - Panos

“- Finnerty: There's a series of tunnels. JFK used them to sneak Marilyn Monroe in.
- Cale: I thought that was a myth.”

Maggie Gyllenhaal - Finnerty
Channing Tatum - Cale

“- Lenore St. John: Does it make a bad person being married to one man, fantasizing about another?
- Bryan Mills: Confused, maybe. Bad? No.”
Famke Janssen - Lenore St. John
Liam Neeson - Bryan Mills

She met a man... and it seemed to Norman that she "threw him over" for this man. Now that pushed him over the line and he killed 'em both. Matricide is probably the most unbearable crime of all... most unbearable to the son who commits it. So he had to erase the crime, at least in his own mind. He stole her corpse. A weighted coffin was buried.... (continue)(continue reading)

Robert Forster - Dr. Simon

“True love does not grow with the number of lovers. It wastes away.”
Sienna Miller - Francesca

“- Ichabod Crane: Katrina, why are you in my room?
- Katrina Anne Van Tassel: Because it is yours.”
Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane
Christina Ricci - Katrina Van Tassel

“You're his girlfriend. You're his mom. You're his maid. You're his landlady. Now you're his lawyer?”

Stuart Greer - Sheriff Watts