Mafia quotes

“You've fucked with the wrong person! My husband does business with the Mafia! When they track you down, you, your entire family, everyone you ever knew will all get chainsaw enemas!”
Bette Midler - Barbara Stone

“The Mafia? I've shit them.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold

“I don't think I will do a Mafia character again. I want to get away from the violence a little bit, because it is starting to bother me personally.”
James Gandolfini

“I don't know what happened to your kid, Ed. But I understand he was a bit of a snoop. Poked his nose around in a lot of dangerous places where he didn't really belong. Now, suppose I went up to your town, New York, and I started messing around with the Mafia. I wind up dead in the East River. And my wife or my father complains to the police...” (continue)(continue reading)
Charles Cioffi - Captain Ray Tower

“- John Gotti: We're gonna do a hit now, gonna do a real hit. We're goin back, yeah... back to some real, in your face Cosa Nostra. Out in front on the line... make 'em sit back and watch the volcano blow. You with me?
- Sammy Gravano: I'm wit ya, John, all the way to the finish.”
Armand Assante - John Gotti
William Forsythe - Sammy Gravano

“- Anthony 'Tony' Cortino: Gianini... any Sicilian in you?
- Pepper Gianini: Not since last night.”
Jay Mohr - Anthony 'Tony' Cortino
Pamela Gidley - Pepper Gianini

If the Mario brothers weren't New Jersey's third-largest crime family, I'd say, "Kiss my ass". But considering your status, I will say "Slurp my butt".

Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk

“Italian politics have had these men for centuries. They are the true Mafia.”
Al Pacino - Michael Corleone

- Corky: So, Caesar works for the Mafia?
- Violet: Strange, nobody calls it that anymore. Caesar calls it "the Business".
Gina Gershon - Corky
Jennifer Tilly - Violet

“You know, Michael, now that you're so respectable I think you're more dangerous than you ever were. In fact, I preferred you when you were just a common Mafia hood.”
Diane Keaton - Kay Adams Michelson

“- Reva Prosky: It's the mafia! The mafia is after us!
- Marianne Flan: Oh, the mafia wouldn't try to kill us and make it look like an accident! They'd just kill us! They're the mafia.
- Reva Prosky: Oh, yes. But what if it connects them to something bigger, like drugs, or murder!?
- Marianne Flan: Do you know much about the mafia?”
Marlo Thomas - Reva Prosky
Elaine May - Marianne Flan

“Some would argue that the Mafia is a bad thing, that it uses its power to undermine law and order, to promote the very lowest forms of human behavior. Of course, that's all true, but in the end, maybe it's worth it.”
Jay Mohr - Anthony 'Tony' Cortino

I was sad, I was starved. It was time to treat myself. Then I though, "What about... Italian?".

Anne Parillaud - Marie

“- Don Canneloni: In the past, the Canneloni family was the most powerful of the families. We controlled drugs, prostitution, extortion, prostitution, gambling...
- Slim: Uh, you said 'prostitution' twice.
- Don Canneloni: Well, I like it.”
Dom DeLuise - Don Canneloni
Henry Silva - Slim

- Joseph "Joey" Trotta: Billy, he's got a fucking machine gun. With a fucking machine gun we can shred these fuckers.
- Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: You know, this machine gun stuff must run in Mafia families.

Wil Wheaton - Joey Trotta
Keith Coogan - Snuffy Bradberry