Making love quotes

“- Cynthia: Promise me something.
- Oz Oseransky: Anything.
- Cynthia: You'll go slow. I haven't made love in five years.
- Oz Oseransky: Neither have I. I've been married.”
Natasha Henstridge - Cynthia
Matthew Perry - Oz Oseransky

“- Bret Maverick: Oh shut up. I don't want to go to bed with you, lady.
- Annabelle Bransford: Why not?
- Bret Maverick: Why not? I'd be too frightened. God knows what parts of me you'd steal. I'd wake up with all sorts of things missing.”

Mel Gibson - Bret Maverick
Jodie Foster - Annabelle Bransford

“- Henry: What's wrong? Why are you stopping?
- Lucy: Henry, this isn't how I planned it would be.
- Henry: That's funny, because this is exactly how I planned it to be!”

Justin Long - Henry
Britney Spears - Lucy

“I'll kill anybody, but I'll only sleep with someone I love.”
Jennifer Tilly - Tiffany

“You know how to cheat Mr. Death? By making love. 'Cause every time you make love, you can make another life. And that makes Mr. Death mad as hell.”
Salli Richardson-Whitfield - Lana

“I think that night... that night that I came down and saw you with Jade and then made love to my husband... I was making love to you.”

Shirley Knight - Ann Butterfield

“- Hrothgar: My kingdom needs an heir, I need a son! It's time you did your duty!
- Wealthow: How could I ever lay with you, knowing you laid with her?
- Hrothgar: I should never have told you. I should never have told you.”

Philip Anthony Hopkins - Hrothgar
Robin Wright - Wealthow

“- Lincoln Rhyme: How is your mother?
- Eddie Ortiz: Oh, God, she's 76, and she's schtupping some guy named Morris. Can you believe it?
- Lincoln Rhyme: God bless her.
- Eddie Ortiz: It's Morris I'm worried about. He's 76, with a tricky ticker and an active pecker.”
Denzel Washington - Lincoln Rhyme
Luis Guzmán - Eddie Ortiz

“- Debbie: We'll end up making love.
- Zack: We won't do anything you don't want to do.
- Debbie: That's a bad line.
- Zack: It's not a line, I mean it.
- Debbie: You do?
- Zack: I think so.”
Olivia Newton-Jonn - Debbie
John Travolta - Zack

“You know, I spend 95% of the time at the hospital thinking of making love with you.”

Jon Voight - Luke Martin

“Don't make love to me. Too many people have done that.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Ellen Olenska

“- James Bond: Still here, Moneypenny? You should be in bed.
- Miss Moneypenny: James, we both should be!”
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond
Pamela Salem - Miss Moneypenny

“- Interviewer: How do you know when you're finished with a painting?
- Jackson Pollock: How do you know when you're finished making love?”
Ed Harris - Jackson Pollock

“We make passionate love the rest of the night. The first one that comes, loses.”

Danny DeVito - Lawrence Garfield

“- Labia: Was it as good for you as it was for me?
- Testiculi: I didn't expect the earth to move, but I at least expected you to.
- Labia: You're so romantic...”

Sally Patience - Labia
Des Mangan - Testiculi

- Jim's Dad: Why do you think, uh, Michelle, they call it "making love"?
- Michelle Flaherty: I don't know. I just call it "boning".
- Jim's Dad: Boning? Well, when... when you're doing other things with Jim, when you're not... um... boning, how does he make you feel?
- Michelle Flaherty: Horny, like I wanna bone.
Eugene Levy - Jim's Dad
Alyson Hannigan - Michelle Flaherty

“- Rainbow Randolph: Didn't she tell you of the love we once had. Passionate yet tender, old-fashioned yet experimental.
- Sheldon: Randolph, you have lost your mind.
- Rainbow Randolph: Oh, enlighten the lad, Nora. You were such a hot little brood-mare, does the bridle still fit?”
Robin Williams - Rainbow Randolph
Edward Norton - Sheldon Mopes

“- Macleane: My angel, my siren's song, you've ambushed me in the forests of your hair, you've drowned me in the pools of your eyes, you've shackled me to the...
- Lady Darcy: Do shut up! Fuck me!”
Jonny Lee Miller - Macleane
Caroline Quentin - Lady Darcy

“Remember making love with those pictures of the dead people around us? Let's face it, Illeana, an ordinary person does not love that as much as we did.”
Ethan Hawke - Costa

“In your heart of hearts, like Barclay and Delahay and Fowler and me, you still believe, inspite of your talk of equality and fraternity, you still believe that some people are better than others because of the way they make love.”
Rupert Everett - Guy Bennett

“- Beth Garner: You've never been like that before. Why?
- Nick: You tell me, you're the shrink.
- Beth Garner: You weren't making love to me!
- Nick: Well, who was I making love to?
- Beth Garner: You weren't making love at all.”

Jeanne Marie Tripplehorn - Dr. Beth Garner
Michael Douglas - Detective Nick Curran

“- Susan Parrish: Do you love making love to me?
- Joe Black: Yes.
- Susan Parrish: More than peanut butter?
- Joe Black: Yes. Much more.”
Claire Forlani - Susan Parrish
Brad Pitt - Joe Black

“In the Bed Department, Amos was... zero. I mean, he made love to me like he was fixing a carburetor or something.”
Renee Zellweger - Roxie Hart

“- Janis Zuckerman: Have you ever made love to a woman until she lost consciousness?
- Sailor: Twice. No, four... four times.”
Mary Gross - Janis Zuckerman
Tony Longo - Sailor

“Newlyweds. What else do they do but make love and war?”
Anthony Quinn - Don Pedro Aragon