Manners quotes

- Young Thumper: He doesn't walk very good, does he?
- Thumper's Mother: Thumper!
- Young Thumper: Yes, mama?
- Thumper's Mother: What did your father tell you this morning?
- Young Thumper: "If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all”.
Peter Behn - Young Thumper
Margaret Lee - Thumper's Mother

“- Rosemary Cross: Do you think we're going to have sex?
- Max Fischer: That's a kinda cheap way to put it.
- Rosemary Cross: Not if you've ever fucked before, it isn't.”
Olivia Williams - Rosemary Cross
Jason Schwartzman - Max Fischer

“- Marvel: Fuck you!
- Molly McGrath: Fuck you what?
- Marvel: Fuck you... Coach McGrath.
- Molly McGrath: Better.”
Willie J. Walton - Marvel
Goldie Hawn - Molly McGrath

“You do not talk when I am talking.”
Dana Carvey - Eddie

“- James Bond: Haven't we met somewhere before?
- Holly Goodhead: The face is familiar... As is the manner.”

Sir Roger Moore - James Bond
Lois Chiles - Holly Goodhead

“- Stepanak: Polishing the ol' torpedo sir?
- Tom Dodge: Shut up Stepanak.
- Stepanak: Thank you sir. It's good to be noticed.”
Bradford Tatum - Stepanak
Kelsey Grammer - Tom Dodge

“- Joanna: You know, forks were invented so that man could at least make a pretense of separating himself from the apes.
- Dean Proffitt: So were thumbs.”
Goldie Hawn - Joanna
Kurt Russell - Dean Proffitt

“You could always tell what kind of a person a man thinks you are by the earrings he gives you. I must say, the mind reels.”
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly

“- Von Luger 'The Kommandant': Are all American officers so ill-mannered?
- Hilts 'The Cooler King': Yeah, about 99 percent.
- Von Luger 'The Kommandant': Then perhaps while you are with us you will have a chance to learn some. Ten days isolation, Hilts.
- Hilts 'The Cooler King': Captain Hilts.
- Von Luger 'The Kommandant': Twenty days.
- Hilts...” (continue)(continue reading)
Hannes Messemer - Von Luger 'The Kommandant'
Steve McQueen - Hilts 'The Cooler King'

“- Swifty: Kick his ass, Brewster! Don't take that shit from this fungus faced toad sucker!
- Terk: I'd tell that little punk that he shouldn't be talking to me like that if I were you.
- Brewster Baker: He's right, Swifty. Be polite, Mr. Logan here's a very sensitive man.”
Robby Still - Swifty
Terry Kiser - Terk
Kenny Rogers - Brewster Baker

“All that's happening is I'm trying to get what I want. Which is what everybody does, it's just that some of their styles are so warm or charming or sincere or otherwise phony that you don't realize they're just trying to get what they want. So you see, my transparent efforts are in a way much more honest and admirable.”
Jeff Goldblum - Michael