Men quotes

“- Harrison: You have a long way to go yet, lad.
- Spur: He's not a lad, brother, he's man.”
Kirk Douglas - Harrison
Kirk Douglas - Spur

“What man is a man who does not make the world better?”
Orlando Bloom - Balian de Ibelin

“I was a better man with you, as a woman... than I ever was with a woman, as a man. You know what I mean? I just gotta learn to do it without the dress. At this point, there might be an advantage to my wearing pants. The hard part's over, you know? We were already... good friends.”

Dustin Hoffman - Michael Dorsey

“The only difference between a derelict and a man is a job.”
William Powell - Godfrey

“Why do men always insist on measuring their dicks?”
Rene Russo - Dr. Molly Griswold

“A man without a horse is like a man without legs.”
Tommy Dysart - Mountain Man

“Never underestimate a man's ability to underestimate a woman.”
Kathleen Turner - Vic

“- Lil: This is for ladies only!
- Alan Swann: So is this, ma'am, but every now and then I have to run a little water through it.”

Selma Diamond - Lil
Peter O'Toole - Alan Swann

“I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally...” (continue)(continue reading)

Cher - Alexandra Medford

“Unreasonable men make life so difficult.”
Rutger Hauer - Nick Parker

“Look at those bodacious set of ta-tas.”
Keith David - Sid Worley

“Here I am, slaving a way over a hot stove, making cookies... making Swedish meatballs, and for what? A man who doesn't appreciate me! For a man that can't even wash one fucking dish! For a man who isn't even a man at all where it counts, if you get my drift!”
Jennifer Tilly - Tiffany

“So, because I'm a beautiful woman, the only reason any man wants to talk to me is because he wants to fuck me?”

Nicole Kidman - Alice Harford

“- Rose Castorini: Why do men chase women?
- Mr. Johnny Cammareri: Well, there's a Bible story... God... God took a rib from Adam and made Eve. Now maybe men chase women to get the rib back. When God took the rib, he left a big hole there, where there used to be something. And the women have that. Now maybe, just maybe, a man isn't complete as a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Olympia Dukakis - Rose Castorini
Danny Aiello - Mr. Johnny Cammareri

“- Lisa Farber: All men are pigs.
- Prymatt Conehead: Ah, pigs. An omnivorous domesticated cloven-hooved vertebrate that defecates in the same place it consumes.
- Lisa Farber: Exactly.”
Lisa Jane Persky - Lisa Farber
Jane Curtin - Prymatt Conehead

“Men don't even have a tampon equivalent. Men suck.”
Alex Borstein - Susie Myerson

“Men spoil women in America. A woman needs to know that the man is her master.”
Capucine

“I realize now that her being a woman will prevent her from ever becoming a man.”
Alessandro Nivola - Sensei

“A woman is as old as she looks, but a man is never old untill he stops looking.”

Iris Apfel - Herself

“I believe that if a man does a job as well as a woman, he should be paid as much.”
Celeste Holm

“I think the average guy has always identified with me.”
Martin Balsam

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal

“Men don't have to be attractive. But that's not true. Especially these days. Almost as much pressure on men as there is on women these days.”
Nicolas Cage - Charlie Kaufman

“Women and men, let no one miss today! Death to the machines!”
Brigitte Helm - The Machine Man

“Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.”
Jayne Mansfield