Metaphors quotes

“To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf.”
Denzel Washington - Alonzo

- Corinne Maloney: What's this I hear about you doing laundry with my sister?
- Sonny Koufax: Did she say we were doing laundry? Because where I come from, it's called "doing the hibbidy-dibbidy".
Leslie Mann - Corinne Maloney
Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax

“Miss? If you were yogurt, would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred?”
Stephen Baldwin - Doyle Johnson

“- Smokey: Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
- Craig Jones: Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
- Smokey: Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker too.”
Chris Tucker - Smokey
Ice Cube - Craig Jones

“- Philip Edwards: Sometimes the shepherd needs the comfort of the sheep.
- Elena Hood: I'm going to try hard not to understand the implications of that.”
Michael Cumpsty - Philip Edwards
Joan Allen - Elena Hood

“Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.”
Matthew Broderick - Ferris Bueller

“You can't ride two horses with one ass.”
Fred Ward - Earl Smooter

“Talking about love is like dancing about architecture.”
Angelina Jolie - Joan

“He's not literally a catcher eating rye bread, it's more of a metaphor for a state of adolescent angst.”

Amanda Bynes - Kaylee

“In a way, America is like a big ship, and when we work together and respect each other, that's when the ship gets safely home.”
Heather Burns - Cheryl Frasier - Miss Rhode Island

“Violent ground acquisition games such as football is in fact a crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Derek Lutz

“I need sunshine to grow.”
Julia Roberts - Samantha Barzel

“Well, yeah it doesn’t really allow my dice to roll and by dice I mean testicles. Speaking of testicles, let me get a beer.”
Zach Galifianakis - Luke

“Charlie's like origami, he folds under pressure.”
Jim Carrey - Hank

“People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.”
Jack Nicholson - Melvin Udall

“I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone.”
Morgan Freeman - Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding

“It's a well-known principle that if you keep the flint in one drawer and the steel in the other, you'll never strike much of a fire.”

Pert Kelton - Mrs. Paroo

“These violent delights have violent ends, and in there triumph die like fire and powder, which as they kiss, consume. The sweetest honey is loathsome in its own deliciousness. Therefore, love moderately.”

Pete Postlethwaite - Father Laurence

“Speak into the microphone, squid brain!”

Gary Busey - Pappas