Mexico quotes

“Everyone has seen photographs of Mexicans wearing those big sombreros. When you come to Mexico, the astonishing thing is, nobody wears these hats at all.”
Bruce Beresford

“If I killed somebody, I do something cool, like move to Mexico and start a band.”
Natasha Lyonne - Nadia Vulvokov

“- Stuart Goodson: Cold enough for you, Ernesto?
- Ernesto: I'm taking my ass back to Mexico if this cold keeps up!”
Emilio Estevez - Stuart Goodson
Jacob Vargas - Ernesto

“- Erin: Tell me you did not go to Mexico to buy weed.
- Kemper: We did not go to Mexico to buy weed.”
Jessica Biel - Erin
Eric Balfour - Kemper

“- Ron Woodroof: Guess who's going to Mexico, lookin' for a hot date?
- Dr. Eve Saks: Do I look like someone who takes vacations?
- Ron Woodroof: A little tequila, sunshine and tacos never hurt anybody.”
Matthew McConaughey - Ron Woodroof
Jennifer Garner - Dr. Eve Saks

“Here's a tip: if you ever get the chance to travel with a Mexican rodeo... pass.”

Charlie Sheen - Zane Zaminsky

“Hey, you want to talk Mexican? Join another tank, a Mexican tank. This is an American tank, we talk American.”

Brad Pitt - Wardaddy

“- Brad Gurdlinger: Listen, this is a fucked up situation. But, I might have a win-win situation for both of us.
- David Clark: Great.
- Brad Gurdlinger: I have a smidge of very choice marijuana down in Mexico, and I need it here by Sunday night, but my regular currier is unavailable on the account of the fact he got gunned down. Anyway, that's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ed Helms - Brad Gurdlinger
Jason Sudeikis - David Clark

“California is full of Mexican culture and Mexican music.”
Harry Dean Stanton

“- David Clark: Who the fuck is Pablo Chacon?
- Brad Gurdlinger: I am. Yo soy Pablo Chacon. You don't get a lot of respect from the Mexicans when your name is Brad Gurdlinger, right?”
Jason Sudeikis - David Clark
Ed Helms - Brad Gurdlinger

- Jeff Dunham: José, I must say you speak English very well.
- José Jalapeño on a Stick: Gracias, Señor.
- Jeff Dunham: What were some of the first phrases you learned in English?
- Peanut: "Will you help me push my car?" "Does this I.D. look real to you?"
- Jeff Dunham: Will you stop it?
- Peanut: "Where's the nearest Home Depot?"
- Jeff Dunham... (continue)(continue reading)

Jeff Dunham - Himself
Jeff Dunham - José Jalapeño on a Stick

“- Thelma: Wait. What? You wanna go to Mexico from Oklahoma, but you don't wanna go through Texas?
- Louise: Thelma, you know how I feel about Texas! We're not going that way!
- Thelma: Yeah, I know, Louise, but we're running for our lives. I mean, can't you make an exception? I mean, look at the map! The only thing between Oklahoma and Mexico is...” (continue)(continue reading)
Geena Davis - Thelma
Susan Sarandon - Louise

“He on whose heart the dust of Mexico has lain, will find no peace in any other land.”
Albert Finney - Geoffrey Firmin

“- Kate Fuller: Where are you taking us?
- Richard Gecko: Mexico.
- Kate Fuller: What's in Mexico?
- Richard Gecko: Mexicans.”
Juliette Lewis - Kate Fuller
Quentin Tarantino - Richard Gecko

“I happen to know Mexico like the back of my hand. I am internationally known. I’ve done mischief everywhere. Puerto Rico, Colombia, Brazil... all them Mexican countries.”
Eddie Griffin - Freddy Tiffany

“- Charlie: We're in Mexico, Laurie. A third world country. You don't just call the police in a third world country and tell them you found eight human heads in your luggage.
- Laurie: Why not?
- Charlie: Because they have no laws here. They'll turn me into a taco.”
Andy Comeau - Charlie
Kristy Swanson - Laurie Bennett

“That guy. He's more drama than a Mexican soap opera.”

Matthew Lillard - Luke

“- Laney Boggs: Simon! Simon, I have got your breakfast! Are you up?
- Simon Boggs: Give me a couple of minutes.
- Laney Boggs: Simon Boggs, there are children in Mexico who have already been up for three hours making clothes for corporate America.”
Rachael Leigh Cook - Laney Boggs
Kieran Culkin - Simon Boggs

“Well, you know, in Mexico, law enforcement is an entrepreneurial activity. Not so much in the states, anyway, we, uh... We hire drivers with nothing and throw a lot of product at the problem. Some gets stopped, enough gets through. It's not difficult. Look, boys, this has worked for years, okay. It's going to continue to work for years.”
Don Cheadle - Montel Gordon

“- Maguire: Come on, Nick. Escalante's waiting. He wants to give you a token of his government's friendship.
- Nick Frescia: What?
- Maguire: A gun. What can I say? He's Mexican.”

J. T. Walsh - Maguire
Kurt Russell - Frescia

“- Coach Ed Gennero: Is it fatal?
- Doctor: Indigestion? Only in Mexico.”
Héctor Elizondo - Coach Ed Gennero

“Hey Curry, how are we going to live in Mexico, when we're dead?”
Richard Vidan - Jack

“I know you don't want to go to jail in Mexico because nobody wants to go to jail in Mexico. They put all kinds of burritos in your ass.”

Martin Lawrence - Miles Logan

“It ended about the same place where it started, out in the desert on the road to Mexico. I was just as broke as when I arrived, but something would turn up. It always does.”
Bruce Willis - John Smith

“You know Joe, it didn't sit right with me when you married a Mexican woman. But I look at her today, she's beautiful. She's a beautiful and good woman. Boy was I wrong. I was dead wrong.”

Charles Bronson - Mr. Roberts