Mischief quotes

“- Nicky: You are not going to slap my face, are you?
- Jess: Why?
- Nicky: You would if you knew where my hand was.”
Will Smith - Nicky
Margot Robbie - Jess

“I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.”
John C. Reilly - Cal Naughton Jr.

“It's about distraction. It's about focus. The brain is slow and it can't multitask. Tap him here, take from there.”
Will Smith - Nicky

“- Dudley Frank: I'm looking forward to the parade this year. I got little Tootsie Rolls to throw to the kids.
- Woody Stevens: Tootsie Rolls? You cannot even put on your left blinker without wiping out.”
William H. Macy - Dudley Frank
John Travolta - Woody Stevens

- Susan Cooper: I still, you know, hear my mom's voice... "well-behaved women often make history."
- Nancy B. Artingstall: Yes you do know the phrase is, "well-behaved women seldom make history."
- Susan Cooper: Yeah that's never how she said it.
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper
Miranda Hart - Nancy B. Artingstall

“- Jess: Why did you come up here if you were on to us?
- Nicky: Professional curiosity, and I like boobs, so I considered it was a win win.”
Margot Robbie - Jess
Will Smith - Nicky

“- Eve Moneypenny: They say that Mexico was a step too far, that you're finished.
- James Bond: And what do you think?
- Eve Moneypenny: I think you're just getting started.”
Naomie Harris - Moneypenny
Daniel Craig - James Bond

“You know, you could fool anybody with this cheap suit, salesman-of-the-year pitch. But I know you better than anybody and deep down, you are one miserable son of a bitch.”

Chris Marquette - Linus

“I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.”
Cloris Leachman - Great Gam Gam

“- Miles Logan: Damn. What happened? Did you eat the whole time I was in there? Wait a minute, that's alright. I can adjust, it's the love that counts. I can adjust to a plus size woman, just more cushion for the pushing.
- Shawna: Janiece! Your sad-ass sack of bones is here!
- Miles Logan: I apologize, you're her cousin. Can I buy you some cereal?”

Martin Lawrence - Miles Logan
Octavia Spencer - Shawna

- Frances Stevens: I called the police from your room and told them who you are and everything you've been doing tonight.
- John Robie: Everything? The boys must have really enjoyed "that" at headquarters!
Grace Kelly - Frances Stevens
Cary Grant - John Robie