Models quotes

“You know, sometimes a flaw can make something even more beautiful. Like with Cindy Crawford and how short she is.”
Jameela Jamil - Tahani Al-Jamil

“If it’s ‘creepy’ to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then fine, I’m creepy.”
Simon Helberg - Howard Wolowitz

“- JB: She's not my type.
- Aash: Why, because she's not a model?
- JB: Yeah, she's not a model.”

Jon Hamm - JB
Aasif Mandvi - Aash

When the editor of Playboy told I'd won the Playmate of the Year, the first thing out of my mouth was "Are you sure?".
Mariel Hemingway - Dorothy Stratten

- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: Jews want their rabbis to be the kind of Jews they don't have the time to be.
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Yeah, and Catholics want their priests to be the kind of Catholics they don't have the discipline to be.
Ben Stiller - Rabbi Jake Schram
Edward Norton - Father Brian Finn

“Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features doesn't mean that we still can't not die in a freak gasolinefight accident.”

Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander

“Before, being a model, it was just a job, and I was making fun of it. But today, I take my career more seriously.”
Milla Jovovich

“- Bob Parr: Weren't you in the news? Some show in Prayge... Prague?
- Edna 'E' Mode: Milan, darling. Supermodels. Nothing super about them... spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves.”
Craig T. Nelson - Bob Parr
Brad Bird - Edna 'E' Mode

“- J.P. Prewitt: The truth is male models have been assassinating world leaders for over 200 years. Abe Lincoln wanted to abolish slavery, right? Well, who do you think made the silk stockings and powdered wigs worn by our early leaders?
- Derek Zoolander: Mugatu!
- J.P. Prewitt: Slaves, Derek. So they hired John Wilkes Booth to do Mr. Lincoln...” (continue)(continue reading)
David Duchovny - J.P. Prewitt
Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander
Christine Taylor - Matilda Jeffries

“- Billy: You're very pretty. I'll bet you're a model.
- Gia Carangi: Why? Do I look stupid?”
Angelina Jolie - Gia Carangi

“- Malcolm: Phoebe - how would you like to supervise our Sidney for a month or two?
- Phoebe: No way.
- Malcolm: Go on; you'd be a good influence on the boy. Why not?
- Phoebe: Infectious hepatitis, loony girlfriend, drugs?
- Malcolm: Boys will be boys.”
David Hayman - Malcolm
Debby Bishop - Phoebe

“- Nick Naylor: Now what we need is a smoking role model. A real winner.
- Jeff Megall: Indiana Jones meets Jerry Maguire.
- Nick Naylor: Right, on two packs a day.”
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor
Rob Lowe - Jeff Megall

“- Derek Zoolander: Why do you hate models, Matilda?
- Matilda Jeffries: Honestly?
- Hansel: Yes.
- Matilda Jeffries: I think they're vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered.
- Hansel: I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about male models?”
Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander
Christine Taylor - Matilda Jeffries
Owen Wilson - Hansel

“Playboy's motto is: the girl next door. They look for girls that are wholesome and fresh and young and naive. They look for all of that. So, most of those girls do have that type of background.”
Mariel Hemingway - Dorothy Stratten

“He had something to do with those big auto shows. He supplied hostesses, models, something. He had hots for cars. Cars and girls. Girls and cars.”

Sidney Miller - Nightclub Owner

“- Miles Urquart: What about this model you're screwing? What promises have you made to keep her in line?
- Tim Everett: None that can't be broken. Look, she's our only tie to the bank operation. If things do go belly up, it'll only take one cut to sever the knot.”
Peter Bowles - Miles Urquart
Richard Lintern - Tim Everett

“- Detective Marcus Burnett: Are you a model or a cop?
- Detective Mike Lowrey: Hey, man, I like lookin' good, that's all.
- Detective Marcus Burnett: For who?
- Detective Mike Lowrey: Hey man, don't hate the playa, hate the game.
- Detective Marcus Burnett: [as Detective Mike Lowrey walks away] Hate the tailor.”

Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey

“I want to live in the world that these people are in. No one ever says anything in there, have you noticed? They're all very cool. Like, they're all really deep. It's when people start talking that everything goes to shit.”

Zooey Deschanel - Nessa Watkins

“- Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants?
- Mugatu: What?
- Derek Zoolander: How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?”

Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander
Will Ferrell - Mugatu

“I'm Lorna Larkin, Miss Texas. I'm a magna cum laude graduate from the University of Texas with a double degree in genetic engineering and cosmetology.”
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Lorna Larkin

“I don't know if I want to be a pretend role model to thousands of little girls... or a real role model to one.”
Minnie Driver - Mona Hibbard