Monuments quotes

“- Chon Wang: Who would leave a pile of stones in the middle of a field?
- Roy O'Bannon: I don't know; these people are nuts.”
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Dr. Peter Venkman: Kinda makes you wonder, doesn't it?
- Winston Zeddemore: Wonder what?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Whether she's naked under that toga. She is French. You know that.”

Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
Ernie Hudson - Winston Zeddemore

“When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.”
John Barrymore

“They like to get the landmarks.”

Jeff Goldblum - David Levinson

“Hey, look! The Golden Gate Bridge! Isn't that great? It's not made out of solid gold like we thought, which is kind of a disappointment, but still!”
Amy Poehler - Joy

“Be their hero, Clark. Be their angel, be their monument, be anything they need you to be... or be none of it. You don't owe this world a thing. You never did.”
Diane Lane - Martha Kent

“Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament... again.”

Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Middle Jamal: [seeing the Taj Mahal] Is this heaven?
- Middle Salim: You're not dead Jamal.
- Middle Jamal: What is it? Some hotel?”
Tanay Chheda - Middle Jamal
Ashutosh Lobo Gajiwala - Middle Salim

“- Ashton: Guess what we're going to blow up first!
- Simon: Your ego?
- Ashton: No, but nice try, sailor! The Eiffel Tower!
- Simon: Why?
- Ashton: Because it's big and it's beautiful and I'm tired of looking at it!”
Jérôme Pradon - Ashton
Dennis Keith Rodman - Simon

“- Hudson Hawk: What's with all these stones in people's backyard?
- Tommy Five-Tone: That is called ruins...”

Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk
Danny Aiello - Tommy Five-Tone

“- Zebulun: In Egypt there's food going spare.
- Asher: They've got corn, they've got meat, they've got fruit and drinks.
- Benjamin, Dan: And if we have the time we could see the Sphinx!”
Michael Small - Zebulun
Martin Callaghan - Asher
Nick Holmes - Benjamin
Sebastien Torkia - Dan

“Welcome to the Statue of Liberty. The Statue is a gift from French citizens and has come to symbolize hope for naked women everywhere.”
Lowell Ganz - Stan, the Tour Guide

“- Irene Cara: Are you always dressed like that?
- Tyrone: [as Uncle Sam] No, last week I was the Statue of Liberty, but I couldn't get the crown on over my curlers.”
Herself - Irene Cara
Charlie Barnett - Tyrone

“Hey, how many of you people out here are a national monument? Raise your hand, please? Oh, hello, Miss!”

Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman