Mother quotes

“Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”

Amy Poehler - Mrs. George

“This is the stuff that my mom would tell friends about me, 'My son is genius, my son is a genius'.”
Tracy Morgan - Paul

“- Rosie: Excuse me! Coming through! I have a senior citizen with me. Thank you. My mother needs a perch.
- Tanya: Mother? We're the same age!
- Rosie: Yeah. Well, parts of us are.”
Christine Baranski - Rosie
Julie Walters - Tanya

“- Worm: What did I ever do to that guy?
- Mike McDermott: You fucked his mother.
- Worm: [amused] Yeah but she was a good looking older woman you gotta give me that.”
Edward Norton - Worm
Matt Damon - Mike McDermott

“- Clark Kent: Excuse me, Mr. White. I was wondering if, if, uh, perhaps you could arrange for half my salary to be sent to this address on a weekly basis.
- Lois Lane: Your bookie, right?
- Clark Kent: My what?
- Lois Lane: Don't tell me: he sends a check every week to his sweet, grey-haired old mother.
- Clark Kent: Actually, she's silver-haired.”
Christopher Reeve - Clark Kent
Margot Kidder - Lois Lane

“- Lloyd: She's my mother.
- Gus: She's a fucking bitch, Lloyd.
- Lloyd: You're not supposed to take sides.
- Caroline: No, no, no, thank you so much Gus. Finally somebody else sees.
- Gus: You'd have to be blind not to see.”
Kevin Spacey - Lloyd
Denis Colin Leary - Gus
Judy Davis - Caroline

“- Dexter: This doesn't look like my mom.
- Erik: These aren't moms. These are women. This is what they're supposed to look like.”

Joseph Mazzello - Dexter
Brad Renfro - Erik

“We've got a flat. It's a good one. And I've confiscated your mother's key so she can't sneak up on us anymore. I swear that woman's got a sex radar.”
Matthew Goode - Heck

“- Sophie Swanson: Mom, I don't ever want you to leave me again.
- Nell Swanson: I won't, I promise.”
Jennifer Geiger - Sophie Swanson
Tracey Gold - Nell Swanson

“- Heather Aubrey: So, are you my mom's boyfriend?
- Billy Chapel: I'm not sure.
- Heather Aubrey: But you've slept with her.”
Jena Malone - Heather Aubrey
Kevin Costner - Billy Chapel

“- Mrs. George: Hey, you guys! Happy hour is from four to six!
- Cady Heron: Um, is there alcohol in this?
- Mrs. George: Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house.”
Amy Poehler - Mrs. George
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron

“It's okay to miss her. I mean, as hard as it is to be sad about it, don't you think maybe it's harder not to be?”

America Ferrera - Carmen

“The longer I'm married to you the more you sound like my mother.”

Michael Murphy - Martin

“- Tom Valco: I think your mom's starting to like your grandfather hitting on her.
- Drew Latham: There's a sentence you don't often hear on Christmas Eve.”
James Gandolfini - Tom Valco
Ben Affleck - Drew Latham

“She was overly protective. I just like to think she cared about me. I was a member of the chess team and whenever we would have chess tournaments I had to wear a protective helmet. Maybe she thought that we might have fallen maybe and impaled our heads on a pointy bishop or something.”

Bob Balaban - Jonathan Steinbloom

“I'm not going to lie to you, son: Your mother's a vegetable. She's fucked... And so are you.”
Mark McConchie - Dr. Shustek

“I would have to get used to being alone now. It's not easy for a mother to be separated from her children. I'll bet Mary Fisher's mother feels the same way. Maybe I can help old Mrs. Fisher get reacquainted with her daughter. But first, I would need a new name.”
Roseanne Barr - Ruth Patchett

“- Ernest Dalby: Your mother is sick to death about this!
- Nelson: Where is she?
- Ernest Dalby: Out shopping.”
Donald Symington - Ernest Dalby
David Knell - Nelson

“You know I finally met a girl exactly like my mother: dress like her, acts like her. So I brought her home, my father doesn't like her!”
Wayne Knight - Stan

“Everybody knows that when a woman marries a man she marries his mother, too. What if I drive her crazy?”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Viola Fields

“She's on every page of your imagination. You'll always have her there. Always.”

Johnny Depp - Sir James Matthew Barrie

“- Maggie: What if he asks about his mother?
- Buddy Evans: Why would he do that?
- Maggie: Sooner or later he's going to notice he doesn't have a mother.
- Buddy Evans: I'll stall him.
- Maggie: All his life?
- Buddy Evans: No, all mine.”
Beverly D'Angelo - Maggie
Burt Reynolds - Buddy Evans

“- Edna Turnblad: No one is auditioning for anything in this household!
- Tracy Turnblad: But why not? Why not?
- Edna Turnblad: Dancing is not your future. One day, you're going to own Edna's Occidental Laundry.
- Tracy Turnblad: I don't want to be a laundress. I want to be famous.”
John Travolta - Edna Turnblad
Nikky Blonsky - Tracy Turnblad

“- Moving Man 2: Is that your daughter?
- Larry: Uh-huh.
- Moving Man 2: Got her mother's looks.
- Larry: Her mother's dead.”

Oliver Parker - Moving Man 2
Andrew Robinson - Larry

“- Jared Grace: I don't want to live with dad. Is it okay if I stay here with you.
- Helen Grace: Who else is gonna protect us?”
Freddie Highmore - Jared Grace
Mary-Louise Parker - Helen Grace