Mother quotes

“Every boy's special lady is his mother... Martha, Martha, Martha... Now, the mother of a flying demon must be a witch. The punishment for witches, what is that? That's right. Death by fire.”

Jesse Eisenberg - Lex Luthor

“Today is the day you are going to realize that I am seventeen years old and your overprotection and paranoia is inhibiting my growing process.”

Josh Hartnett - John

“How do I show that nothing, not a taste, not a smell, not even the color of the sky, has ever been as clear and sharp as it was when I belonged to her. I don't know how to express the being with someone so dangerous is the last time I felt safe.”

Alison Lohman - Astrid Magnussen

Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America"!
Anne Dudek - Tiffany Wilson

“Now, why would you call his mother a garden tool?”
Edith Fields - Principal

“- Annie: I'm your mother.
- T.J.: No, my mother's dead. She's a beautiful angel.
- Annie: No she's not, I'm here and I love you.”
Faye Dunaway - Annie
Ricky Schroder - T.J.

“I always thought I wanted to be exactly like my mom. But she thinks she needs a man to be happy. I don't.”
Bel Powley - Minnie

“- Don: Sherri and I are engaged.
- Mike Wazowski: Who's Sherri?
- Squishy: She's my Mom.
- Don: Don't worry Scott. I don't want you to think of me as your new dad. After all, we're fraternity brothers first.
- Squishy: This is so weird.
- Don: Just think of me as your big brother that's marrying your mother. Wait, hold on, we're brothers who...” (continue)(continue reading)
Joel Murray - Don
Billy Crystal - Mike
Peter Sohn - Squishy

“- Mike O'Hara: I heard Manute Bol is banging your mom!
- Jimmy Flaherty: Manute Bol! Your mom!
- Lewis Scott: That's whitey.”
Daniel Stern - Mike O'Hara
Dan Aykroyd - Jimmy Flaherty
Damon Wayans - Lewis Scott

“No matter where you go or what they may call you, you will always be my son.”

Lupita Nyong'o - Raksha

“It's okay to tell them no sometimes, too, you know. Moms need to be tough.”
Miranda Cosgrove - Margo

“You know what, Mom? You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas? A big, wooden cross. So anytime you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.”
Kevin Spacey - Lloyd

“- Douglas Quaid: Well, Cohaagen, I have to hand it to you. It's the best mind-fuck yet.
- Vilos Cohaagen: Oh, don't take my word for it. Someone you trust wants to talk to you.
- Douglas Quaid: Who is it this time, my mother?”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Douglas Quaid
Ronny Cox - Vilos Cohaagen

“- Mother: Why would I lie to you?
- Young Martin: Because you can.”
Heather Mitchell - Mother
Jeffrey Walker - Young Martin

“- Lloyd Christmas: Harry, holy cow. I'm worried about you. You're as deaf as a bat.
- Harry Dunne: That's not exactly how it happened, Lloyd. Your mother got into bed with me.”
Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne

“- Samantha: So, Reacher... are you my father or not?
- Jack Reacher: I guess we'll see when your mother gets here.
- Samantha: Sure you'd recognize her?
- Jack Reacher: I tend to remember the women I sleep with.
- Samantha: But who says she'll remember you?
- Jack Reacher: Thanks a lot.”
Danika Yarosh - Samantha
Tom Cruise - Jack Reacher

“Nobody, nobody curses my daughter, you got that? Because if you mess with Margo, you mess with me! And I promise, you do not want to mess with me! Do you understand me?”
Kristen Wiig - Lucy

“- Rose Castorini: How's the mother?
- Loretta Castorini: She's dying. But I could still hear her big mouth.”
Olympia Dukakis - Rose Castorini
Cher - Loretta Castorini

“- Mother: Sybylla, I want to have a talk with you.
- Sybylla Melvyn: Talk away.
- Mother: You're a young woman now and - I have been thinking about this a great deal - we can't afford to keep you any longer.”
Julia Blake - Mother
Judy Davis - Sybylla Melvyn

“Miss Dillon, I'm sorry about our little disagreement on the phone. And I'm really sorry about your son. Well, it's hard to believe that such a strapping young man is your son.”
Sandy Baron - Doctor

“- T'Challa: How are you feeling today, Mama?
- Ramonda: Proud. Your father and I would talk about this day all the time. He is with us. And it is your time to be king.”
Chadwick Boseman - T'Challa
Angela Bassett - Ramonda

You know what my mother used to call me? Dangerous. "You're a dangerous girl". She was right. I am dangerous.
Elle Fanning - Jesse

- Lisa Emerson: Babies and bondage, I could do both?
- Elliot Slater: Yeah, I'd love to say, "My wife is a dominatrix".
- Lisa Emerson: I can just see myself at the kids' school on career day.
Dana Delany - Lisa
Paul Mercurio - Elliot

“Oy vey. Mom's ass is so tight, it's vacuum sealed.”

Mia Crowe - Sung Mi

My mum always said: "It's a dog-eat-dog world, son. You get them before they get you. Eat your greens. Stop embarrassing me in front of the neighbors. Maybe it would best if you leave home and never come back!". She wasn't even my real mum. She bought me from a man.
Jason Barry - Valentine