Mouth quotes

“I'm going to miss your lips. And everything attached to them.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

“- Harvey: You can't write songs.
- Manuel: I don't write them. I just find them in my mouth.”
Freddie Bartholomew - Harvey
Spencer Tracy - Manuel

“- Roy Sullivan: Do you kiss your mama with that mouth?
- Baby: Trust me, fella. That ain't the only thing I do with this mouth.”
Geoffrey Lewis - Roy Sullivan
Sheri Moon Zombie - Baby

“Kissing is gross. You just mash your food holes together. It’s not for that.”
Ted Danson - Michael

“- Lionel Logue: Oh, surely a prince's brain knows what its mouth's doing?
- King George VI: You're not well acquainted with royal princes, are you?”

Geoffrey Rush - Lionel Logue
Colin Firth - King George V

“I've been kissed by a tunnel!”

Lynne Overman - Scoop McPhail

“- Miss Peregrine: Claire, why aren’t you eating?
- Millard: She’s embarrassed in front of Jake.
- Jake: Don’t be, please.
[Claire takes the piece of chicken from her plate, puts her behind her where a large mouth on the back of her head bite into the chicken]”

Eva Green - Miss Peregrine
Cameron King - Millard
Asa Butterfield - Jake

“The human mouth is called a 'piehole', the human being is called a 'couch potato'.”

Bruce Willis - RJ

“Watch where you aim that morning breath. That should come with a warning label.”

Nathan Lane - Timon

“- Maxxx Orbison: Put your tongue in her mouth, for Christ's sake!
- Joe Young: How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?”
Michael Dean Jacobs - Maxxx Orbison
Trey Parker - Joe Young

“- Gail Stanwyk: What are you doing here?
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: I ordered some lunch.
- Gail Stanwyk: You ordered it here?
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Well, I knew this is where my mouth would be.”
Dana Wheeler-Nicholson - Gail Stanwyk
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

“My breath smells like pear drops. Acetone. Acetone is what the body produces when it eats itself.”
Jude Law - Steven Grlscz

“A gay mouth? I have a gay mouth? What does that mean?”
Chris Eigeman - Des

“- Ricky Bobby: [to Jean Girard]I can't understand a word you've said the whole time.
- Cal Naughton Jr.: Did you eat some peanut butter or something?
- Ricky Bobby: Yeah, you sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth.
- Jean Girard: I think what you are hearing is my accent. I am French.”
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby
John C. Reilly - Cal Naughton Jr.
Sacha Baron Cohen - Jean Girard

“- Martha Bellows: Gee, I- I'm so cute! I'll bet they put my picture on the front page.
- Scoop McPhail: I'll never forget the last time you had your picture on the front page. Your mouth was continued on page two.”
Martha Raye - Martha Bellows
Lynne Overman - Scoop McPhail

“- Rosaleen: Jesus, what big teeth you have!
- Huntsman: All the better to eat you with.”

Sarah Patterson - Rosaleen
Micha Bergese - Huntsman

“- Draco: Thank you very much. It's been stuck down there for months. Can you get your buttocks off my tongue?
- Bowen: Why should you be comfortable? My armor is rusting in your drool and your breath, is absolutely foul!
- Draco: What do you expect, with an old knight rotting between my molars?”

Sir Sean Connery - Draco
Dennis Quaid - Bowen

“- Buzz Kurtis: Every time you open your mouth, what happens?
- Abercrombie: I eat.”
Bud Abbott - Buzz Kurtis
Lou Costello - Abercrombie

“- Osmosis Jones: What the heck is a uvula?
- Drix: It's that little dangly hing that hangs down in Frank's...
- Osmosis Jones: Boxer shorts! Okay, here we go!
- Drix: Not that little dangly thing! The one in his throat!”
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones
David Hyde Pierce - Drix

“And you, who speak to Indians as if to little children. Your heart is big. Not as big as your mouth, but you have good feelings inside.”

Val Bisoglio - Chief Gray Cloud

“You see this badge? You see this gun? You see this gooey, white saccus membranous 'round my personhood?... Well, you dealin' with a white blood cell here! I should be out in the veins, fighting disease, not in the mouth on tartar control.”
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones

“- Jackie: What do all the guys see in Diane anyway?
- Trish: She's beautiful.
- Jackie: I think she's got a big mouth.
- Kim: It's not the size of your mouth; it's what's in it that counts.”
Andree Honore - Jackie
Michelle Michaels - Trish
Debra De Liso - Kim

“- Guard Falzon: [after searching him] It smells like someone shit in your mouth.
- Pinball: He told me he loved me.”
Steve Eastin - Guard Falzon
Dave Chappelle - Pinball

“You talk too much with your mouth.”

Joseph Calleia - Nick Varna

“I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.”

Sir Michael Caine - Victor Melling