Murder quotes

“- Alex: If you eat my yogurt again, I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna fucking kill you.
- Stuart: You make murder sound so sexual, Alex.”
Lara Flynn Boyle - Alex
Stephen Baldwin - Stuart

“Did you know, Helen, that more books have been written about Jack the Ripper than Abraham Lincoln? It's a sick world, isn't it, Helen?”
William McNamara - Peter Foley

“- Film Class Mopey Girl: It's not hypothetical, it's not about art. I had biology with that girl. This is reality.
- Randy Meeks: Thank you. I agree with you. Let me tell you about reality, Mickey. I lived through this, okay? Life is life. It doesn't imitate anything.
- Mickey: Oh come on Randy, with all due respect, the killer obviously...” (continue)(continue reading)

Nina Petronzio - Film Class Mopey Girl
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks
Timothy Olyphant - Mickey

- Spock: I feel anger for the one who took Mother's life… an anger I cannot control.
- Sarek: I believe... that she would say, "do not try to". You asked me once why I married your mother. I married her because I loved her.
Zachary Quinto - Spock
Ben Cross - Sarek

“- Bradley: There's a half-burnt joint on the floor. Seems our boy was having a little pot in the potty.
- Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: Pot's a misdemeanor. Decapitation seems a bit severe.”

Mike Bacarella - Bradley
Tom Sizemore - Lt. Vincent D'Agosta

“Arrakis. Dune. Once the wasteland of the universe, now an imperial capitol. because it is here, and only here, where the giant worms still thrive; creating spice. Still the greatest treasure in the universe, still the never ending cause of conspiracy, betrayal and murder.”
Julie Cox - Princess Irulan Corrino

“- Willi Hilfe: We thought you'd been killed.
- Stephen Neale: Not quite.”
Carl Esmond - Willi Hilfe
Ray Milland - Stephen Neale

“- Phyllis Dietrichson: I don't want to kill him. I never did. Not even when he gets drunk and slaps my face.
- Walter Neff: Only sometimes you wish he was dead.
- Phyllis Dietrichson: Perhaps I do.
- Walter Neff: And you wish it was an accident and you had that policy for $50,000 dollars. Is that it?
- Phyllis Dietrichson: Perhaps that too.”
Barbara Stanwyck - Phyllis Dietrichson
Fred MacMurray - Walter Neff

“- Medical Examiner: Death was caused by the severing of the intestines and major arteries causing massive hemorrhaging.
- Leo Kessler: This is all alright but can you tell us something that we can use?”

Jerome Thor - Medical Examiner
Charles Bronson - Leo Kessler

“- Carol: Aren't you scared?
- Sam Stone: Scared? Hell, no. I'm looking forward to it. My only regret, Carol, is that the plan isn't more violent.”

Anita Morris - Carol
Danny DeVito - Sam Stone

“We're not going to catch a train, darling - we're going to stay right here and catch a murderer.”

Jean Brooks - Kiki Walker

“- Mrs. Jones: Planning on stealing something?
- Elliot Moore: No, ma'am, we're not.
- Mrs. Jones: Plan on murdering me in my sleep?
- Elliot Moore: What? No!”
Betty Buckley - Mrs. Jones
Mark Wahlberg - Elliot Moore

“- Valjean: How do you know I'm not going to murder you?
- Bishop: How do you know I'm not going to murder you?
- Valjean: What is that - a joke?
- Bishop: I guess we'll have to trust each other.”
Liam Neeson - Valjean
Peter Vaughan - Bishop

“I did not murder that bitch any more than I'm wearing a diamond tiara.”
Kathy Bates - Dolores Claiborne

“- Susan Calvin: A robot could not commit a murder, no more than a human could walk on water.
- Del Spooner: Well, you know, there was this one guy... a long time ago.”
Bridget Moynahan - Susan Calvin
Will Smith - Del Spooner

- Debbie Salt: Mickey was a good boy, but, my God, that old "blame the movies" motive. Did you buy that for one second? Poor boy was completely out of his mind.
- Sidney Prescott: And you're not?
- Debbie Salt: No. I'm very sane. My motive isn't as "90s" as Mickey's. Mine is just good old fashioned revenge. You could killed my son! And, now, I... (continue)(continue reading)
Laurie Metcalf - Debbie Salt
Neve Campbell - Sidney Prescott

“- Lt. Colonel Iceal Hambleton: Bird Dog, I killed a man today. He wasn't even a soldier; he just kept coming. I couldn't stop him. I didn't want to do it. I never had to do anything like that before in my life.
- Captain Bartholomew Clark: Listen here, Bat 21. I never met you, but you don't sound like a killer to me. I'm sure you couldn't stop...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gene Hackman - Lt. Colonel Iceal Hambleton
Danny Glover - Captain Bartholomew Clark

“- Heidt: Another reward for ten thousand dollars for any information leading to the arrest of the murderer of Claude Mazard. You didn't hear it?
- Alice Reed: And if I had, it wouldn't have meant one thing to me.
- Heidt: Now if you're gonna start claiming you never knew him, you can save your breath. 'Cause I've been tailing him for months, and...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dan Duryea - Heidt
Joan Bennett - Alice Reed

“- Nancy Thompson: I'm going to go and get the guy who did it, and I want you to be there to arrest him when I bring him out. Okay?
- Lt. Thompson: Just tell me who did it. I'll go get him, baby.
- Nancy Thompson: Fred Krueger did it, daddy, and only I can get him. It's my nightmare he comes to.”
Heather Langenkamp - Nancy Thompson
John Saxon - Lt. Thompson

“- Zeus Carver: Didn't I hear you say you didn't even like your brother?
- Simon Gruber: There's a difference, you know, between not liking one's brother and not caring when some dumb Irish flatfoot drops him out of a window.”

Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver
Jeremy Irons - Simon Gruber

“- Barry William Cox: How do you know this is even related? You did a lot of things last summer.
- Julie James: Well, only one murder comes to mind.”
Ryan Phillippe - Barry William Cox
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Julie James

“- Lt. Thompson: There's an unsolved murder and I hate unsolved murders, especially ones that my daughter is mixed up in. What are you doing here?
- Nancy Thompson: Look, I just got to see that he's okay.
- Sgt. Garcia: I just checked on him ten minutes ago, he's sleeping like a baby. He's not going anywhere.”

John Saxon - Lt. Thompson
Heather Langenkamp - Nancy Thompson
Joe Unger - Sgt. Garcia

“- Elle Woods: I promised her, and I can't break the bonds of sisterhood.
- Professor Callahan: Screw sisterhood! This is a murder investigation! Not some scandal at the sorority house!”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods
Victor Garber - Professor Callahan

“- Robert Englund: I think they'd like to see us together again.
- Heather Langenkamp: In what, a romantic comedy?
- Robert Englund: Just because it's a love story doesn't mean it can't have a decapitation or two.”

Robert Englund - Robert Englund
Heather Langenkamp - Heather Langenkamp

“I don't know about homicide, but you've definitely got me for raising my voice in a public library.”
Liev Schreiber - Cotton Weary