Narcissism quotes

“Oh, I’m not a superhero. That’s for billionaires and narcissists. And adult orphans for some reason.”
Tatiana Maslany - Jennifer Walters

“- Dr. No: The Americans are fools. I offered my services; they refused. So did the East. Now they can both pay for their mistake.
- James Bond: World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they're Naploeon. Or God.”
Joseph Wiseman - Dr. No
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond

“- Don Champagne: Are you sure there's no other way?
- Mona Champagne: There is only ever my way.”
Patrick Wilson - Don Champagne
Katherine Heigl - Mona Champagne

“You show up to fuck my best friend, and you pry into the lives of others to conceal how worthless and boring your own life is. I don't deserve this.”

Elisabeth Moss - Catherine

“- Derek Jr.: You're the most narcissistic person I've ever met.
- Derek Zoolander: But that's not how I see myself.”
Cyrus Arnold - Derek Jr.
Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander

“You have no idea who you're dealing with. You want a show? I'll give you a show. Back up and get ready for the main event!”

Susan Sarandon - Quenn Narissa

“Why is the world jam packed with such idiots? Every Schmo has a fantasy that the planet revolves around them. It rains, a car crash happens, they say 'How can this happen to me?'. But for us, this isn't a fantasy, it is a reality.”
Sandra Bernhard - Minerva Mayflower

“- Question Askers-Screening: A lot of people have accused you of being narcissistic.
- Sandy Bates: No, I know. People think that I'm egotistical and narcissistic, but it's not true. I... As a matter of fact, if I did identify with a Greek mythological character, it would not be Narcissus.
- Question Askers-Screening: Who would it be?
- Sandy...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robin Ruinsky - Question Askers-Screening
Woody Allen - Sandy Bates

“It's easy for you to play the martyr and destroy the new life I'm trying to build up for my son and for myself as you destroyed the old.”

Basil Rathbone - Alexei Alexandrovitch Karenin

“Making movies is a form of narcissism.”
Kirk Douglas

“I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself.”
Billy Crystal - Mike

“Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?”

Cordélia Ferreira - The Evil Queen

“- Nathaniel: Sire, do you like yourself?
- Prince Edward: What's not to like?”
Timothy Spall - Nathaniel
James Marsden - Prince Edward

“- Jenna: Is that a new collar, Dixie?
- Dixie: What, this old thing? Nah. Do you think Steele will notice?
- Jenna: The only way Steele notices anyone is if they're wearing a mirror.”
Bridget Fonda - Jenna
Sandra Dickinson - Dixie

“That's why we didn't get on. You've always wanted a woman to treat you like a god. I treated you as if you were just as bad as myself.”

Myrna Loy - Lady Edwina Esketh

“You're so good breaking other people down, but you never stop to take a look at yourself.”

Ben Chaplin - Sam Kennedy

“I got thinkin' about that book you wrote, you know, on Napoleon. Figured that him and me bein' so much alike, you'd like to do a little job for me.”

Humphrey Bogart - Joe Gurney

“- Tracy Lord: Only for the moment, I'm not interested in myself.
- C. K. Dexter Haven: Not interested in yourself, Red, you're fascinated. You're far and away your favorite person in the world.”
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord
Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven