Noise quotes

“- Madam Mambuza: Stop banging on those drums!
- Bongo Player: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you could hear that.”
Angie Stone - Madame Mambuza
Adam Sandler - Mambuza Bongo Guy

“- Anna Harrison: How come Isabel screams during sex?
- Jackie Harrison: How do you know she screams during sex?
- Anna Harrison: I live in the same country.”
Jena Malone - Anna Harrison
Susan Sarandon - Jackie Harrison

“- Helen Gordon: You're making a noise.
- Harold Anderson: That's my penis. It hums.
- Helen Gordon: I guess it doesn't know the words. Well, I can teach it a few.”
Linda Fiorentino - Helen Gordon
Garry Shandling - Harold Anderson

“- Mary: Do you know what it's like trying to sleep in a one-room apartment when a couple's making love five feet from you?
- Norman Bates: Noisy?”
Meg Tilly - Mary Loomis
Anthony Perkins - Norman Bates

“You know what my speciality is? I can make noisy little boys disappear.”

Rupert Everett - Lord Rutledge

“- Flight Attendant: There was this strange humming sound coming from his pants.
- Roland Jones: From the front or the back?”
Samantha Smith - Flight Attendant
John Goodman - Roland Jones

“- Mrs. Higgins: Think you can make anymore damn noise, with that damn car of yours?
- Stephen: Sorry, Mrs. Higgins.
- Mrs. Higgins: And stop trying to look through my dress, and see my nipples.”
Mary Nell Santacroce - Mrs. Higgins
Kevin Costner - Stephen Simmons

“- Paul Kirby: What was that?
- Billy Brennan: That's a Tyrannosaurus.
- Dr. Grant: I don't think so. It sounds bigger.”

William H. Macy - Paul Kirby
Alessandro Nivola - Billy Brennan
Sam Neill - Dr. Alan Grant

“It didn't seem like you came! I mean, usually a guy'll moan or something, you didn't even clear your throat!”
Kate Nelligan - Cora

- Casey Becker: Who's there?
- Phone Voice: Never say "who's there?". Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.
Drew Barrymore - Casey Becker
Roger Jackson - Phone Voice

“You see? Cord! Play a Cord, strike a Cord? Even your name is a noise! What do you want, Cord? You want us to play on you? My wives can make your skin sing.”
David Carradine - Changsha

- Brandi: If we were making whoopee, what sounds would you make?
- Brodie: Wait, what's "whoopee"?
- Brandi: You know, being intimate.
- Brodie: What? Like fucking?
Claire Forlani - Brandi
Jason Lee - Brodie

“- Brian: He snores, which was a problem, um... but we solved it.
- Abby: How'd you do that?
- Brian: Well, he slept on my face and I couldn't hear him anymore.”
Ben Chaplin - Brian
Janeane Garofalo - Abby

- Investigator Fujitsuka Natsuo: Isn't someone going to hear that and call the police?
- Detective Tony Costas: No, you see in this neighborhood they don't call the police, they just yell "Turn that shit off".

Pat Morita - Investigator Fujitsuka Natsuo
Jay Leno - Detective Tony Costas

“Hey Mikey, do you think you could crunch a little louder? I can still hear out of this one!”

Kenn Scott - Raphael

“A shovel just makes too goddamned much racket.”
J. T. Walsh - Charles Bushman

“You're slamming my door like some kind of gorilla on a football field!”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Tre Styles

“- Jack Goodman: What was it?
- David Kessler: Could be a lot of things.
- Jack Goodman: Yeah?
- David Kessler: A coyote.
- Jack Goodman: There aren't any coyotes in England.”

Griffin Dunne - Jack Goodman
David Naughton - David Kessler