Nose quotes

“- Gus: Clark, could you not pick your nose in front of me?
- Clark: I'm not picking, I'm scratching.
- Gus: Scratching what? Your brain?
- Clark: Yeah, 'cause it's huge.”
Rob Schneider - Gus
Jon Heder - Clark

“There are two kinds of lies: lies that have short legs and lies that have a long nose. And yours are clearly the kind that have the long nose.”

John Sessions - Professor

“They say in the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king, well in the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king!”

Chris Farley - Jimmy

“I've been called a germophobe, but I do find a single sneeze acceptable. It could be caused by dust, allergies... Really, whatever nasal irritant floats your boat. However... during flu season... a second sneeze means a plague is upon the land, and it's every man for himself.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“- Jack: Do you write songs or anything?
- Ally: I don't sing my own songs.
- Jack: Why?
- Ally: I just don't feel comfortable.
- Jack: Why wouldn't you feel comfortable?
- Ally: Because like almost every single person that I've come in contact with in the music industry has told me that my nose is too big and that I won't make it.”
Lady Gaga - Ally
Bradley Cooper - Jack

- James "Jimmy" Isaac Neutron: They've evolved beyond the need for conventional bodies. They must be an advanced species, millions of years ahead of us.
- Sheen Estevez: Wow. When I blow my nose, it looks like an advanced species too.

Debi Derryberry - James "Jimmy" Isaac Neutron

“When he lies, his nose gets big.”

Mel Blanc - Gideon

“- Bernie Focker: You kids wanna pick your nose and flick your boogers? Do it!
- Pam Focker: Hey, Bernie!
- Bernie Focker: But do it only when it's dry. Don't do a wet one.”
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker
Teri Polo - Pam Focker

“My doctor totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me looked like Gwyneth Paltrow, I get off the surgery table looking life freakin' Shrek.”
Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland

“- Mickey: Your nose is broken.
- Rocky: How does it look?
- Mickey: Ah, it's an improvement.”
Burgess Meredith - Mickey
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“- Melvin Moody: You broke my nose!
- Ricky Linderman: It looks better that way!”
Matt Dillon - Moody
Adam Baldwin - Linderman

“- Francine Fishpaw: Elmer, that dog stinks to high heaven. You'll be permeated by his odor.
- Elmer Fishpaw: Yeah? Well, this whole world stinks, Francine, so get used to it! You and that big nose of yours are startin' to get on my nerves.”
Divine - Francine Fishpaw
David Samson - Elmer Fishpaw

“- Pinocchio: Look! My nose! What's happened?
- The Blue Fairy: Perhaps you haven't been telling the truth, Pinocchio.”

Evelyn Venable - The Blue Fairy
Dickie Jones - Pinocchio

“- Rodney Copperbottom: Why do you have two noses?
- Fender: One's for showin', one's for blowin'.”
Ewan McGregor - Rodney Copperbottom
Robin Williams - Fender

“- Snoop, The Sniffer Dog: I'm a sniffer, ya see. A fully qualified, triple-certificated sniffer.
- Babe: Oh.
- Snoop, The Sniffer Dog: It's all in the hooter, the schnoz, the olfactory instrument. You could be a sniffer with a schnoz like that.”
Bill Capizzi - Snoop, The Sniffer Dog
Elizabeth Daily - Babe

“- Switowski: How do I look?
- Caretaker: Much better, like a young Michael Jackson.
- Switowski: I love little Michael.”

Bob Sapp - Switowski
Chris Rock - Caretaker

“A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as the nose on your face.”

Evelyn Venable - The Blue Fairy

“People don't like to have fire poked, poked in their noses.”
Christopher Guest - Corky St. Clair

“Junior, when are you ever going to learn the difference between a rock and a nose?”

“- C.D. Bales: It's hypnotic, isn't it?
- Chris: It's huge! It's enormous! It's gigantic! I mean, they said it was big, but I didn't expect it to be big!”

Steve Martin - C. D. Bales
Rick Rossovich - Chris

“I've been thinking about what attracted me to Chris. It wasn't the way he looked. Well, that's not true, at first it was the way he looked. But it was how he made me feel. He made me feel romantic, intelligent, feminine. But it wasn't him doing that, was it? It was you. You and your nose, Charlie. You have a big nose! You have a beautiful, great...” (continue)(continue reading)
Daryl Hannah - Roxanne

“I'm tired of having a magnificient, fabulous, interesting nose. I want a cute little, petite, little button nose.”
Steve Martin - C. D. Bales

“- Nelson: You really oughta see someone about that nose.
- Charlie Driggs: Broken nose ain't gonna kill ya, Nelson.”
Steven Scales - Nelson
Jeff Daniels - Charles Driggs

“- Clifford Muckle - Boy in Bank: Mommy, doesn't that man have a funny nose?
- Mrs. Muckle - Mother in Bank: You mustn't make fun of the gentleman, Clifford. You'd like to have a nose like that full of nickels, wouldn't you?”

Bobby Larson - Clifford Muckle - Boy in Bank
Jan Duggan - Mrs. Muckle - Mother in Bank

“Alan, take your finger outta your nose. What'd I tell you about that shit? Now suck it!”
Scatman Crothers - Dexter Jones