Novelty quotes

“Everything needs to be lampooned. I believe that there's not any sacred ground.”
Thomas Middleditch

“- Charlie: Are you having a good time?
- Sam: Not really, how about you?
- Charlie: I don't know. It's my first date, I don't have much to compare it to.”
Logan Lerman - Charlie
Emma Watson - Sam

“Where’s the jungle? This is a whole new thing. Nobody told us we had to do a whole new thing!”

Jack Black - Oberon

“I think we just need to have a demand for fresh and nuanced movies.”
Tessa Thompson

“- Maria Corvier: Could we dance? Just for a minute, I've never danced with anyone, except professionally.
- Chuck Rodwell: Bunny, it occurs to me there's an awful lot of things you've never done.
- Maria Corvier: You have no idea. In fact, I had no idea. And I'd like to do every single one of them tonight.”
Cyd Charisse - Maria Corvier
Dan Dailey - Chuck Rodwell

“- Apu: Didi, have you ever seen a train?
- Durga: Sure.
- Sarbojaya Ray: Don't lie.
- Apu: You know where the tracks are? Where?
- Durga: Past the big meadow and beyond the rice fields.
- Apu: Shall we go one day?”
Subir Banerjee - Apu Ray
Uma Das Gupta - Durga
Karuna Bannerjee - Sarbojaya Ray

“I'd like to find a new light. A new light for paintings we haven't yet seen.”
Willem Dafoe - Vincent van Gogh

“Try something new. I mean something old.”

Oscar Isaac - Llewyn Davis

“Just moving on through. Searching out the New Land.That's what the old folks used to call it. See a fella moving around from place to place, woman to woman, they call it, Searching out the New Land.”
Stephen McKinley Henderson - Jim Bono

“- Tupac: I was about to bust niggas in the mouth with this new album.
- Dr. Dre: I feel that.
- Tupac: Suge said you got some heat for a nigga.
- Dr. Dre: Hell yeah!”
Marcc Rose - Tupac
Corey Hawkins - Dr. Dre

“Anything new is always considered the devil's tool.”
Rip Torn

“In my 2nd year of graduate school, I set my goals for my career: variety, constancy and longevity.”
Marianne Muellerleile

“I don't like anything new.”
Clea DuVall

“I feel like the proto-human coming out of the forest primeval and seeing the moon for the first time and throwing rocks at it.”
Beatrice Straight - Dr. Lesh

“After reading a lot of overheated puffery about your new cook, you know what I'm craving? A little perspective. That's it. I'd like some fresh, clear, well seasoned perspective. Can you suggest a good wine to go with that?”

Peter O'Toole - Anton Ego

“- Johnny: I've never felt this way before.
- Helen: Of course not. You're twenty.”
Tom Everett Scott - Johnny
Kate Capshaw - Helen

“- Richie Norris: I bet you're psyched about the Martians coming Grandma? I mean, you've seen a lot of crazy stuff already. Everyone must have been real scared when they invented the train!
- Grandma Florence Norris: Come on kid I'm not that old!”
Lukas Haas - Richie Norris
Sylvia Sidney - Grandma Florence Norris

“See, as the mainspring goes back and forth, the bishop keeps fucking her in the ass. It's a genuine antique and it keeps perfect time.”

Mira Sorvino - Linda Ash

“- George III: What of the colonies, Mr. Pitt?
- Pitt: America is now a nation, sir.
- George III: Is it? Well. We must try and get used to it. I have known stranger things. I once saw a sheep with five legs...”
Nigel Hawthorne - George III
Julian Wadham - Pitt

“I feel like a dolphin who's never tasted melted snow. What does the color blue taste like? Bobo knows? I must speak with the dolphins now.”
Andie MacDowell - Anna Baragli

“I've never seen you here before. I like that in a woman.”
Bruce Campbell - Renaldo 'The Heel'

“- Thomas: What do you suppose the New World will look like?
- John Smith: Like all the others, I suppose. I've seen hundreds of new worlds, Thomas. What could possibly be different about this one?”
Christian Bale - Thomas
Mel Gibson - John Smith

“- The Detective: Well, well, here's my new man. How do you like it here so far?
- Red Plainclothesman: Just great.
- The Detective: Let's get something straight right now. I don't like new men. They make mistakes.”
Bruce Dern - The Detective
Matt Clark - Red Plainclothesman

“The 70s are dead and gone. The 80s are going to be something wonderfully new and different, and so am I.”
Valerie Perrine - Samantha