Numbers quotes

- Nick Lang: When are you going to get me something with a little relevance, a little social conscience, something that doesn't have a goddamn Roman numeral in the title? You ever hear of "Hamlet III", "Midsummer Night's IV"?
- Angie: They made "Henry V"! It won awards for that little Scottish guy!
Michael J. Fox - Nick Lang
Penny Marshall - Angie

“- Kaitlin: It's kinda weird.
- Tripp: What is?
- Kaitlin: The numbers you mentioned, 101, 157, 557, they're all prime numbers.”
Ashley Judd - Kaitlin
Patrick Dempsey - Tripp

- Matt: Maybe it's one of those love numbers.
- Felix Bean: What? Like "I want to be with you 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year"?
- Zach: Yeah, but these numbers are 213147.
- Felix Bean: Oh well, I guess she wants to be with you three days a week, 21 hours a day, 147 days a year.

Paul Soter - Matt
Steve Lemme - Felix Bean
Jay Chandrasekhar - Zach

“So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!”
Rick Moranis - Dark Helmet

“Do you know why the number two hundred is so vitally descriptive to both you and me? It's your weight and my I.Q.”

Gene Hackman - Lex Luthor

“Sometimes I think that's all this place is. One... long... count. The prisoners count the hours, the bulls count the prisoners and the king bulls count the counts.”
Paul Benjamin - English

“- Marilyn Lovell: Naturally, it's 13. Why 13?
- Jim Lovell: It comes after 12, hon.”
Kathleen Quinlan - Marilyn Lovell
Tom Hanks - Jim Lovell

“- Lt. Henry Purcell: Four is an unlucky number.
- Capt. George Cummings: Unlucky?
- Lt. Henry Purcell: Yeah! It's not a prime number. See, prime numbers can only be divided by one or itself. Three is a prime number. The Holy Trinity? The thesis and antithesis that come together to form the synthesis...”
Jamie Foxx - Lt. Henry Purcell
Sam Shepard - Capt. George Cummings

“- The Devil: Paragraph one states that I, the Devil, a not-for-profit cooperation, with offices in Purgatory, Hell, and Los Angeles, will give you seven wishes to use as you see fit.
- Elliot Richards: Seven? Why not eight?
- The Devil: Why not six? I don't know. Seven just sounds right.”

Liz Hurley - The Devil
Brendan Fraser - Elliot Richards

“30 seconds and counting, Zed. 29, 28, 27, 24, 15, 22... did I... did I say 15?”
Lynn Carlin - Nell

“- Ricky Bobby: You can't have two number ones.
- Cal Naughton Jr.: Yeah, 'cause that would be eleven.”
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby
John C. Reilly - Cal Naughton Jr.

“- Miss Ungermeyer: Room assignments: David Gordon, you'll be rooming with Ethan Craft. You'll be in room 103.
- Ethan Craft: Are those English or Italian numbers?”
Alex Borstein - Miss Ungermeyer
Clayton Snyder - Ethan Craft

“Five days old she got the Jaundice. Five weeks old she got an ear infection. Five months old she was kidnapped. Five years old? I'm not lighting any fires, thank you.”

Natalie Portman - Novalee Nation

“- Novalee Nation: No fives!
- Nicki: You and your fives.
- Rhonda: What fives?
- Novalee Nation: On my fifth birthday my mama ran off with a baseball umpire named Fred and never came back. And after I dropped out of school and was waiting tables at Red's, one of the regulars there named Gladys went crazy. When I tried to calm her down she jumped...” (continue)(continue reading)
Natalie Portman - Novalee Nation
Laura House - Nicki
Karey Green - Rhonda

“I don't know the number to, uh, my savings account because believe it or not I don't spend my entire day sitting around trying to memorize the fucking numbers to my fucking bank accounts!”
John Malkovich - Osborne Cox

“- D.J.: Why do keep calling this car Ocho? Ocho means eight. Can't you read the numbers?
- Paco: Sure I can read the numbers. Five and three are eight. Anyone knows that.”
Charles Martin Smith - D.J.
Joaquin Garay III - Paco

“- Gryphon: They come, your highness, in numbers and weapons far greater than our own.
- Oreius: Numbers do not win a battle.
- Peter Pevensie: No... but I bet they help.”
Cameron Rhodes - Gryphon
Patrick Kake - Oreius
William Moseley - Peter Pevensie

“- Number Two: Why not use your knowledge of the future to play the stock markets? We could make trillions.
- Dr. Evil: Why make a trillion when we could make... billions?
- Scott: A trillion's more than a billion, numbnuts.”
Robert Wagner - Number Two
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil
Seth Green - Scott Evil

“- Edmond Dantes: There are 72,519 stones in my walls. I've counted them many times.
- Abbé Faria: But have you named them yet?”
Jim Caviezel - Edmond Dantes
Richard Harris - Abbé Faria

“- Jessica: If a guy tells you how many girls he's hooked up with, it's not even close to that. You take that number and divide it by three, then you get the real total. Ok, so if Kevin is saying it's been three girls it's more like one or none.
- Vicky: None?
- Jessica: The rule of three. It's an exact science. Consistent as gravity.”
Natasha Lyonne - Jessica
Tara Reid - Vicky

It's all numbers, the croupier thought. Spin of the wheel, turn of the card, time of your life, date of your birth, year of your death. In "The Book of Numbers" the Lord said: "Thou shall count thy steps".

Clive Owen - Jack Manfred

“Numbers are a door to understanding a mystery that is bigger than us.”
Sean Penn - Paul Rivers

“- Harry S. Stamper: AJ, I got just five words for you: damn glad to see you boy!
- A.J. Frost: That's six words.”
Bruce Willis - Harry S. Stamper
Ben Affleck - A.J. Frost

“What about the stock market? The universe of numbers that represents the global economy. Millions of hands at work, billions of minds. A vast network, screaming with life. An organism. A natural organism. My hypothesis: Within the stock market, there is a pattern as well... Right in front of me... Hiding behind the numbers. Always has been.”
Sean Gullette - Maximillian Cohen

“Those are primes! 2,3,5,7, those are all prime numbers and there's no way that's a natural phenomenon!”

Jodie Foster - Eleanor Arroway