Obtuseness quotes

“- Youa: You're funny.
- Walt Kowalsky: I've been called a lot of things, but never funny.”
Choua Kue - Youa
Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalsky

“I've always been a slow starter. My first date was with a girl called Cessi. We had a beautiful relationship over the phone all summer, and then when we met, I couldn't look her in the eye.”
Leonardo DiCaprio

“I may not be the most pleasant person to be around, but I got the best woman who was ever on this planet to marry me. I worked at it, it was the best thing ever happened to me.”

Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalsky