Office quotes

“I've got a gun out there in my purse. Up until now I've been forgiving and forgetting because of the way I was brought up, but I'll tell you one thing: if you ever say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I'm gonna get that gun of mine, and I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot!”

Dolly Parton - Doralee Rhodes

“You're a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot!”

Jane Seymour Fonda - Judy Bernly

“Where are the people who know where the people are?”

Joan Plowright - Eva Krichinsky

“- Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
- Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
- Brick Tamland: I love lamp.”
Paul Rudd - Brick Tamland
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“You do know it is a federal offense to destroy a United States Post Office?”

Richard Jenkins - Paul Harmon

“- Jake: [stepping into Alonzo's Monte Carlo for the first time] This car is not from the motor pool.
- Alonzo: It's not, sexy though, ain't it?
- Jake: So, where's the office? Back at division?
- Alonzo: You're in the office, baby.”
Ethan Hawke - Jake
Denzel Washington - Alonzo

“We're building an office block for 15,000 people, we can't put a bathroom on every other floor... Well, what if they don't go before come to work?”
Tom Selleck - Peter

“This is information retrieval not information dispersal.”
Michael Palin - Jack Lint

“- Franklin M. Hart Jr.: Mrs. Rhodes... I am a married man.
- Doralee Rhodes: Forget about your wife! I mean, you may be hers in the evening, but you're my boy from 9 to 5!”

Dabney Coleman - Franklin M. Hart Jr.
Dolly Parton - Doralee Rhodes

“- Jason Bourne: Where are you now?
- Noah Vosen: I'm sitting in my office.
- Jason Bourne: I doubt that.
- Noah Vosen: Why would you doubt that?
- Jason Bourne: If you were in your office right now we'd be having this conversation face-to-face.”
Matt Damon - Jason Bourne
David Strathairn - Noah Vosen

“Fuckin' office job! Who the fuck wants a job like that? You fuckin' sit at a little desk, you got your little phone, you got your little fuckin' piece of paper, your little pen, you write shit down, blah blah blah. Fuck, a monkey could do that shit man!”
Charlize Theron - Aileen

“- David Starsky: It's 10 o'clock, you're late, I've been here since 8.
- Ken Hutchinson: 8 o'clock? I didn't even know this place opened at 8.”
Ben Stiller - David Starsky
Owen Wilson - Ken Hutchinson

“Hey, there's even a fridge! You could put six packs of be...
[glances at his dad]
... Soda in here...”

Chris Farley - Tommy

“- Doralee Rhodes: You know... I just don't get it, Dwayne.
- Dwayne Rhodes: What's that, honey?
- Doralee Rhodes: I'm as nice as I know how to be to every single person in that office. Everyone treats me like a... bastard at a family reunion.”
Dolly Parton - Doralee Rhodes
Jeffrey Douglas Thomas - Dwayne Rhodes

“- Sgt. Al Powell: What's the matter? You don't think jockeying papers around a desk is a noble effort for a cop?
- John McClane: No.”
Reginald VelJohnson - Sgt. Al Powell
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- First Woman in Line: Where is the passenger processing lounge for the lunar shuttle?
- Information Agent: Concourse lounge C, fourth level.
- First Woman in Line: Thank you.
- Information Agent: Next?
- Next Woman in Line: How long is my parking permit good for?
- Information Agent: Two hours.
- Next Woman in Line: Thank you.
- Information...” (continue)(continue reading)
Marcy Lafferty - First Woman in Line
Ed Call - Information Agent
Hilary Beane - Next Woman in Line
Stanley Lawrence - Next Man

“Oh, come right in. Don't let the fact that my door's closed dissuade you in any way from entering my office.”
Gilbert Gottfried - Sidney Bernstein

“There you are, your own number on your very own door. And behind that door, your very own office! Welcome to the team, DZ-015.”

Ian Richardson - Mr. Warrenn

“An office is no place to do business.”
Jeffrey Tambor - Vance Crasswell