Opportunism quotes

“- Dr. Smolder Bravestone: What are you mad at me for?
- Moose Finbar: Why am I mad? Are you seriously asking me that? You got me kicked off the team and you got me stuck in whatever this is. And you wonder why we're not friends no more.
- Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Oh, this is why we're not friends anymore? Because you didn't want to get stuck in...” (continue)(continue reading)
The Rock - Spencer
Kevin Hart - Fridge

“Here's a question. Was it morally wrong for me to exploit my knowledge of the future for personal financial gain? Perhaps. Here's another question. Do I give a fuck?”
Rob Corddry - Lou

“The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes.”
Stanley Kubrick

“- Mall Santa: That'll be three hundred.
- Howard Langston: Dollars?
- Mall Santa: No, chocolate kisses; yes, dollars!
- Howard Langston: I can't believe this, whatever happened to your lofty ideas huh? I though you're doing all this for the kids.
- Mall Santa: Well sure, but I don't see why we can't pick up a little loose change in the process.”

Jim Belushi - Mall Santa
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Howard Langston

“You hooked me like a fish, Bender. You scaled me, you gutted me, you stuffed me and fried me, chewed me up, swallowed me, and shat me out again!”
John Cusack - Charles Ossining

“Women are always taken advantage of at the office, and they don't know what to do about it.”
Albert Rémy - Julien Doinel

“I have done an unethical thing. I have taken your cigar and I am not taking your case.”
Charles Laughton - Sir Wilfrid Roberts

“- Linus Larrabee: She doesn't want money; she wants love.
- Oliver Larrabee: I thought they discontinued that model.”

Humphrey Bogart - Linus Larrabee
Walter Hampden - Oliver Larrabee

“Democracy can be a wickedly unfair thing, Sabrina. Nobody poor was ever called democratic for marrying somebody rich.”
John Williams - Thomas Fairchild

“- Esmond Sr.: Have you got the nerve to tell me you don't want to marry my son for his money?
- Lorelei Lee: It's true.
- Esmond Sr.: Then what do you want to marry him for?
- Lorelei Lee: I want to marry him for your money.”
Tommy Noonan - Gus Esmond Jr.
Marilyn Monroe - Lorelei Lee

“- Lloyd Richards: There comes a time that a piano realizes that it has not written a concerto.
- Margo: And you, I take it, are the Paderewski who plays his concerto on me, the piano?”
Hugh Marlowe - Lloyd Richards
Bette Davis - Margo Channing

“- Ronald Kornblow: You know, I think you're the most beautiful woman in the whole world.
- Beatrice Rheiner: Do you really?
- Ronald Kornblow: No, but I don't mind lying if it'll get me somewheres.”
Groucho Marx - Kornblow
Lisette Verea - Bea

“- Anne Larson: Are you studying now?
- Cecile: During vacation?
- Anne Larson: Well, you're going to take your examinations again, in October?
- Cecile: Why? Raymond never got a diploma.
- Anne Larson: Yes, but he worked hard, made quite a bit of money.
- Cecile: Well, if it's all gone, I'm sure they'll always be a man to take care of me....” (continue)(continue reading)
Deborah Kerr - Anne Larson
Jean Seberg - Cecile

“- Rudy: I like her.
- Tripper: You're not exactly known for your taste. I'll probably just use her for the rest of the summer and then throw her on the scrap heap with all the rest of the women that I've destroyed.”

Chris Makepeace - Rudy
Bill Murray - Tripper

“Her father was very, very rich, and very, very sick. The doctors assured me he'd be dead any minute. There wasn't a second to lose! I rushed right out and married the boss's daughter. He was so sick, it was like the Angel of Death was sitting in the room with him, watching the clock. They pulled the plug on him... he wheezed and shook for about...” (continue)(continue reading)
Danny DeVito - Sam Stone

“Friends don't pressure friends to sleep with them.”
Rene Russo - Nina Romina

“- Julia Russell: You did not want a woman to be interested in you just because you owned a pretty bank account.
- Luis Antonio Vargas: Um, yes.
- Julia Russell: Yes. Well, then we have something in common. We are both not to be trusted.”
Angelina Jolie - Julia Russell
Antonio Banderas - Luis Antonio Vargas

“- Daniel Sr.: You hired an actor to pretend he was me. And then pretended to get in a fight with him. And told him you preferred Uncle Joe to me.
- Daniel: Well when you put it like that it sounds kinda bad.”
Francis X. McCarthy - Daniel Sr.
Michael J. Fox - Daniel

“You won't be alone long. Wait till the news of your 5 millions hits the front pages. You'll find you've got relatives all over the world.”
William Powell - Nick Charles

“- Jenner: I learned this much: take what you can, when you can.
- Justin: Then you have learned nothing.”
Paul Shenar - Jenner
Peter Strauss - Justin

“Nice guys are fine: you have to have somebody to take advantage of... but they always finish last.”
Mel Gibson - Porter

“Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Come on, tell me it's a new haircut, isn't it? It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look... Listen, I need a favor.”
Billy Crystal - Mike

“When the destiny of a great fortune is at stake, men's greed spreads like a poison in the bloodstream. Uncles, nephews, cousins, in-laws of increasingly tenuous connection. The old woman's distant relations had come foraging out of the woodwork.”
F. Murray Abraham - Mr. Moustafa

“- Julie Plummer: I trusted you... Howard trusted you... you betrayed us... and you betrayed your country.
- Capt. Bill Fawcett: Guess what? North Korea pays better.”
Faith Ford - Julie Plummer
Chris Potter - Capt. Bill Fawcett

“These aren't your friends. They like you because you're buying them drinks. People like you don't have friends.”
Ryan Gaul - Bartender