Partner quotes

“Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.”
Charles Pierce

“- Jay: I know you're a little scared. And I'm gonna keep it real with you, I'm a little scared too.
- Kay: I'm not scared.
- Jay: Me neither. I just thought we was bonding.”
Will Smith - Jay
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, badmood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.”

J. K. Simmons - Mac MacGuff

“God knows I love Clark, but he's the worst lay in town.”
Carole Lombard On Clark Gable

“See, you get three or four good pals. Well, then you've got yourself a tribe. And there ain't nothing stronger than that.”
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney

“In the circus, the Flying Graysons were a team. We had to trust each person to do their jobs. That's what being partners is all about. Sometimes, counting on someone else is the only way you win.”

Chris O'Donnell - Robin

“He gives her class and she gives him sex.”

Katharine Hepburn On Fred Astaire

“Did you get fucked? Because Tommy's made a living out of fucking his partners.”

Robert Pastorelli - Det. Jimmy Detillo

“- Grandma: How's that nice girlfriend of yours?
- Happy Gilmore: Oh, she got hit by a car. She's dead.”

Frances Bay - Grandma
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“Joe ‘Deke’ Deacon-Where are you from? Originally.
Jim Baxter-The Valley. Where are you from? Originally.
Joe ‘Deke’ Deacon-Mississippi Valley. Alabama, Birmingham.
Jim Baxter-Well, here’s to being from somewhere.”
Denzel Washington - Joe 'Deke' Deacon
Rami Malek - Jim Baxter

“- Ma Beckoff: Friend-friend, or euphemism-friend?
- David: He used to be a euphemism, now he's just a friend.”
Anne Bancroft - Ma Beckoff
Eddie Castrodad - David

“On a film set the only person less important than the director is a talent agent.”
John Cassavetes

“My heart is broken. I’ve lost the best pal anyone ever had.”

Bud Abbott On Lou Costello

“I've been close to Bette Davis for thirty-eight years - and I have the cigarette burns to prove it.”
Henry Fonda On Bette Davis

“If you change partners every time it gets tough or you get a little dissatisfied, then I don't think you get the richness that's available in a long-term relationship.”
Jeff Bridges

“And with the exception of Mickey, I've never had a husband or boyfriend who was a good dancer.”
Ava Gardner On Mickey Rooney

“- Investigator Fujitsuka Natsuo: You know your problem? You need a wife.
- Detective Tony Costas: A wife? Hey, I just think we ought to live together for a while first.”
Pat Morita - Investigator Fujitsuka Natsuo
Jay Leno - Detective Tony Costas

“- Michael Alig: You're the Yoda to my Luke.
- James St. James: Excuse me. You're the Paula Abdul to my Janet Jackson.
- Michael Alig: That's good, right?”
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig
Seth Green - James St. James

“- Interviewer: You've been married to your high school sweetheart for sixteen years. What's your secret?
- Bob Crane: Three words: don't make waves. As every sailor knows, when one set of waves meets another set of waves, it can set up some chop. And when three sets of waves come together, it can make for some mighty rough sailing. It also helps...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert David Crane - Interviewer
Greg Kinnear - Bob Crane

“You can change your spouse, your friends but never your club.”
Adam Richman

“You got me right in the pantaloons, partner.”

Peter Sellers - Hrundi V. Bakshi

“What I tell you? One day you gonna meet the right kind of man.”

Jaime Tirelli - Leticia's father

“Troubled childhood? If you consider a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled.”
Will Ferrell - Chazz Michael Michaels

“- Samantha: When things get hairy, I just pick out the alpha guy.
- Turner: And what? He's supposed to protect you?
- Samantha: No, I give him shit. Strong guys don't hurt you. The weak guys do that. Strong guys always have little sisters. Or they want one. I don't know why, that's just how it is.”
Danika Yarosh - Samantha
Cobie Smulders - Turner

“- Bobby Gold: You sorry fucking sack of shit. You shot my partner.
- Randolph: You could have paid me back if you would have brought your gun. That was your mistake, man.”
Joe Mantegna - Bobby Gold
Ving Rhames - Randolph