Period quotes

“- Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp: This menstruation thing is a scam. Women are so lucky.
- Denise Green: What? Oh we're so lucky? You think having your period is a picnic in the park? First of all you're all PMSed out, and second you don't any room in your purse for your hairbrush because of all the damn mini pads. You are so ignorant!”
Dean Cameron - Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp
Kelly Jo Minter - Denise Green

“- Anna: I am sorry, but the plasma separation is a very traumatic process to the body! Our policy clearly prohibits more than one in a six-month period.
- Madeline Ashton: So? It's been nearly that long already.
- Anna: Miss Ashton, you had one three weeks ago.”
Michelle Johnson - Anna
Meryl Streep - Madeline Ashton

“I don't think women in the Bronx have periods.”
Ryan Merriman - Lenny Levine

“- Samuel Faulkner: Are you sure?
- Rebecca Taylor: I'm ten days late.
- Samuel Faulkner: And there's no way you could have had it and just not noticed?”
Hugh Grant - Samuel Faulkner
Julianne Moore - Rebecca Taylor

Haircut suits you, by the way. No, it does, it does! No gag. "Never make a joke about a woman's hair, clothes or menstrual cycles", page one.
John Hannah - James

“- Grace Stamper: First time I got my period, Rock had to take me into Tai-Pei for Tampax. And then he had to show me how to use them, Harry.
- Rockhound: Ho-ho. I ju- No I-I told her how to use it. I didn't show her, Harry.”

Liv Tyler - Grace Stamper
Steve Buscemi - Rockhound

“The 70s are dead and gone. The 80s are going to be something wonderfully new and different, and so am I.”
Valerie Perrine - Samantha

“Never trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die.”
Aaron Eckhart - Chad