Pessimism quotes

“- Candy: Do you ever feel like you're nothing like anyone else in the world?
- David: Only all the time.”
Ruth Marshall - Candy
Thomas Gibson - David

“God, not another fucking beautiful day.”
Sarah Miles - Alice de Janzé

“Is the world just shit?”
Haley Joel Osment - Trevor McKinney

“- Joseph Newton: Things aren't as bad as that. The bank gave me a raise last January.
- Charlie Newton: Money. How can you talk about money when I'm talking about souls? We eat and sleep and that's about all. We don't even have any real conversations.”
Henry Travers - Joseph Newton
Teresa Wright - Charlie Newton

“Well, go on, do me in you bastard cowards! I don't want to live anyway, not in a stinking world like this!”
Paul Farrell - Tramp

“Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.”
Marilyn Monroe - Sugar Kane Kowalczyk

“I keep feeling something bad is supposed to happen...”
Famke Janssen - Jean Grey

“My God, man. How long have I been here? Am I really awake, or am I just dreamin' I'm awake? How could my plans have gone so wrong?”
Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley

“- Scud: So B-man, what do you think?
- Blade: Sounds like a plan.
- Whistler: What do you really think?
- Blade: They're gonna fuck us the first chance they get.”
Norman Reedus - Scud
Wesley Snipes - Blade

“Pray for the best, but prepare for the worst.”
Hugh Jackman - Keller Dover

“Suitable haven for me. Well, perhaps that's what I'm destined to become, an interesting fossil for future study.”

Leslie Howard - Alan Squier

“- Alan: Nothing worse than losing your phone.
- Stu: You just saw a man get murdered. Your brother-in-law is kidnapped. You sure there's nothing worse?”
Zach Galifianakis - Alan
Ed Helms - Stu

“One day about a month ago, I really hit bottom. I just felt that in a Godless universe I didn't wanna go on living. Now I happen to own this rifle, which I loaded believe it or not, and pressed it to my forehead. And I remember thinking, I'm gonna kill myself. Then I thought, what if I'm wrong, what if there is a God.”
Woody Allen - Mickey

“- Dale Putley: $5,000 in cash. What is he doing with $5,000 in cash?
- Jack Lawrence: He stole it.
- Dale Putley: Why do you always jump to the worst possible conclusion?
- Jack Lawrence: Okay, he won it in a hair-whirl contest.”

Robin Williams - Dale Putley
Billy Crystal - Jack Lawrence

“Bad news, bad news. Even when it's good news, it's bad news. John Wayne in the ground 6 months and this is what is left of America.”
Alan Arkin - Lester Siegel

“You think you've found the right man, but there's so much wrong with him, and then he finds there's so much wrong with you, and then it all just falls apart.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“John, do me a favor. Don't ever confide in me. I'm utterly useless in these areas. I'm really a very self-absorbed man.”

Oliver Platt - Dr. Mark Weller

“I can't fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?”
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- Scott Andrews: I feel like such a loser.
- Dale Putley: Come on, Scott, you're still young! Being a true loser takes years of ineptitude.”
Charlie Hofheimer - Scott Andrews
Robin Williams - Dale Putley

“- Alex Cross: Now what makes you so sure that's what's going to happen?
- Ben Devine: Me getting fired or the girl in a ditch? Sorry. I'm having a pessimistic day.”
Morgan Freeman - Alex Cross
Billy Burke - Ben Devine

“- Mike Zavala: What you doing?
- Mr. Tre: Doing what I do, you know what I'm saying? Same shit, different day. Ain't shit changed.”
Michael Peña - Mike Zavala
Cle Sloan - Mr. Tre

“- Bernie: Why is everything so fucking hard?
- David: Not everything, just the important stuff.”
Cameron Bancroft - Bernie
Thomas Gibson - David

“When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.”
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

“How's your day going? Good, 'cause the rest of your day's gonna be fucked!”
Eminem - Chris

“- Butch Cassidy: Once they divide up, we take them, no trouble, right?
- The Sundance Kid: Maybe.
- Butch Cassidy: Boy, for a gunman, you're one hell of a pessimist.”
Paul Newman - Butch Cassidy
Robert Redford - The Sundance Kid