Picture quotes

“- Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff: Baravelli, is this your picture?
- Baravelli: I don't think so. It no look like me.”

Groucho Marx - Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff
Chico Marx - Baravelli

“- Joel: You know, you could have told me you'd been here before.
- Toni: I didn't even think about Stephen until they mentioned it.
- Joel: Mentioned it. They had a goddamn billboard with your picture on it.”
Miles Chapin - Joel
Valérie Quennessen - Toni

“- Arlene: [about the nametags she's made for the high school reunion] I had the yearbook pictures put on so everybody knows who everybody was!
- Martin Q. Blank: A special torture!”
Audrey Kissel - Arlene
John Cusack - Martin Q. Blank

“If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo.”

J. K. Simmons - J. Jonah Jameson

“- Toni Mannix: Just made it.
- George Reeves: I beg your pardon?
- Toni Mannix: Into the picture.
- George Reeves: Was someone taking a picture? I hadn't noticed.”
Diane Lane - Toni Mannix
Ben Affleck - George Reeves

“I've always believed that a portrait captures a person far better than a photograph. It truly takes a human being to really see a human being.”
Halle Berry - Leticia Musgrove

“Will you be so kind, Mr Crane, with your camera, to take a picture of this regiment on this glorious hill? For we will always live in its shadow.”
Tom Berenger - Theodore Roosevelt

“If any of you know the identity of this woman, please contact the hospital. I'll put up the reward myself... she's drivin' us crazy.”

Marvin Braverman - Doctor at Hospital

“Your picture doesn't do you justice, baby.”

Steve Brodie - Jack Fisher

“- Hector Passmore: Show him the picture. He sold it to the school paper.
- Archie Howard: I got 25 bucks man!
- Alan Parker: Are you going to split it with me? I mean it is my naked ass in the paper.”
Chris Gauthier - Hector Passmore
Robin Nielsen - Archie Howard
Jonathan Jackson - Alan Parker

“- Richard Rich Sr.: Mount Richmore? I did say that we needed a family portrait, Regina. But this?
- Regina Rich: Well, it was Rafaelle's idea. She's the artist. I didn't want to stifle her creativity.
- Richard Rich Sr.: Oh, honey. You know I'm all for the arts. But don't you think it's a tad pretentious to have our faces 100 feet high?”
Edward Herrmann - Richard Rich
Christine Ebersole - Regina Rich

“- John, 'MILF' Guy #2: [while looking at a picture of Stifler's mom] Dude that chick's a MILF!
- Justin, 'MILF' Guy #1: What to hell is that?
- John, 'MILF' Guy #2: M-I-L-F: Mom I'd Like to Fuck!
- Justin, 'MILF' Guy #1: Yeah dude! Yeah!”
John Cho - John, 'MILF' Guy #2
Justin Isfeld - Justin, 'MILF' Guy #1

“- Girl at Pancho's: I just noticed that a fancy pilot like Slick over there doesn't have his picture on your wall. What do you have to do to get your picture up there anyway?
- Pancho Barnes: You have to die, sweetie.”
O-Lan Jones - Girl at Pancho's
Kim Stanley - Pancho Barnes

“- Madeleine Linscott: Get the picture?
- Dwight 'Bucky' Bleichert: Technicolor.”
Hilary Swank - Madeleine Linscott
Josh Hartnett - Dwight 'Bucky' Bleichert

“- Carol Brander:You have her picture on her wall?
- Chris Brander: Yeah. I slapped the ham to it like an hour ago!
- Carol Brander: What ham did you slap? Not the one I just bought?”
Julie Hagerty - Carol Brander
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“- Neville Bell: Oh no, you can't take my photograph.
- Sue Charlton: Oh, I'm sorry, you believe it will take your spirit away.
- Neville Bell: No, you got lens-cap on it.”
David Gulpilil - Neville Bell
Linda Kozlowski - Sue Charlton

“I always keep a picture of you in my cab.
[pulls down picture of a naked woman]
Wrong cab!”

Charlie Barnett - Tyrone

“Most people don't take snapshots of the little things. The used Band-Aid, the guy at the gas station, the wasp on the Jell-O. But these are the things that make up the true picture of our lives.”
Robin Williams - Seymour Parrish

“Look what you've done to this place. It's all Diane Fosse. When I lived here, it was Bob Fosse. Right there, I had a big painting of a naked chick holding a little plant; very tasteful, no bush... not a picture of your fucking mother!”

Robin Williams - Rainbow Randolph

Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right? You're goin', "What the hell is this?" and then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, promptly kicks your ass and you still won't know what happened to you!
Chris Rock - JB

“- Doris: Do you have any pictures?
- George Peters: What?
- Doris: Pictures of your kids.
- George Peters: Well, yeah, but I don't think this the the time or place...
- Doris: Come on, come on. If you show me yours I will show you mine.”
Ellen Burstyn - Doris
Alan Alda - George Peters

“- Mark Rumsfield: Oh, pretty girl! Friend of yours?
- Hans Klopek: No, it came with the frame.”

Bruce Dern - Mark Rumsfield
Courtney Gains - Hans Klopek

“- Michael Shayne: What do I get paid off in?
- Larry Kincaid: Nice pictures of Washington and Lincoln with numbers on them - big numbers!”
Lloyd Nolan - Michael Shayne
Robert Emmett Keane - Larry Kincaid

“Everybody loves to have their picture took. Everybody.”
Joe Pesci - Leon Bernstein

“- Luc Teyssier: There is something in his eyes... vain. It is a word, no?
- Kate: It is a word. He has beautiful eyes.
- Luc Teyssier: Oh, he knows it. You can see it in his smile... not even a smile, a smirk. It is a word?
- Kate: Shut up. Is it a word?
- Luc Teyssier: Two words.”

Kevin Kline - Luc Teyssier
Meg Ryan - Kate