Place quotes

“- Willis Newton: So, what's a fella do in Omaha?
- Louise Brown: Well, he could chew gum.”
Matthew McConaughey - Willis Newton
Julianna Margulies - Louise Brown

“I'm glad he's gone. Maybe he's finally found a place where he can be happy.”
Mark Addy - David Philby

“San Diego has a big carjacking problem. They bump you, and when you stop, they mutilate you and take your car.”
George Segal - Ed Coplin

“It's like the garage sale from hell.”

Jeremy Sisto - Scott

- Labisse: If you ever come back, I will have you thrown out.
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: Don't make it sound like such a threat. Being thrown out of a place like this is significantly better than being thrown out of a leper colony.
Peter Arne - Labisse
Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd

“- Paul Barlow: When were you in Vietnam?
- Malone: 1961.
- Paul Barlow: That was a little early, wasn't it?
- Malone: Not for what I was supposed to do.”
Scott Wilson - Paul Barlow
Burt Reynolds - Malone

“- Sam: What do you want from a child her age? She never even went to Woodstock!
- Charles: Neither did we.
- Sam: But we could have.
- Charles: That's true.”
Peter Riegert - Sam
John Heard - Charles

“- Dennis Rafkin: There are ghosts in the basement!
- Maggie Bess: This basement?
- Dennis Rafkin: Of course this basement! What is it with you people? If it was the basement next door I wouldn't give a shit, would I?”
Matthew Lillard - Dennis Rafkin
Rah Digga - Maggie Bess

“If you tried to phone hell from here, it'd be a local call.”
Faizon Love - Robin Harris

“- Joy Miller: This is a special place. Was it special for someone else too?
- Boris Pochenko: It's where I slaughtered my first cow.”
Fran Drescher - Joy Miller
Timothy Dalton - Boris Pochenko

“We always used to talk about going to The Grand Canyon, but we just never got that far. You know, Earl said that if you stand right at the edge just when the sun comes up, it's like seeing the first sunrise in the whole world.”

Gena Rowlands - Ivy

“I don't mind living in Watts, but do we have to live in the poor section?”
George Segal - Walter Whitney

“- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: You look familiar. Have we met?
- Willy Gilligan: I don't think so. I've been away for a long time.
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: Where? Prison?
- Willy Gilligan: No, worse then that. A tropical island in the Pacific. There were chicks there, but you couldn't touch them. Wanna hear about it?
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: No!”
Frankie Avalon - Frankie, the Big Kahuna
Bob Denver - Willy Gilligan

“- Doyle Standish : We're here.
- Dutch Dooley: Where?
- Doyle Standish : I don't know.”
Ethan Embry - Doyle Standish
Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley

“It's good to be back.”

Jeremy Irons - Esteban Trueba

“- Larry: Oh, I hate these places. Don't you? It's like, most of these guys are just here for one thing. I guess I want to meet someone I can talk to, just get to know. And go to dinners with, and museums, art galleries. I think what I'm looking for is more of a real relationship.
- Girl in Bar: Oh, that's great, Larry. But I just came here to...” (continue)(continue reading)

Steve Martin - Larry
Leslie Wing - Girl in Bar

“The other places are like kindergardens compared with this. It smells so incredibly evil! I didn't think such a place existed except in my own imagination. It has a ghastly familiarity like a half-remembered dream. Anything could happen here... any moment...”
Gene Tierney - Poppy

“- Silas Crow: I think you're looking pretty good for three years in the pen.
- Gooch: It's a fucking health spa.”
Ryan Rajendra Black - Silas Crow
Michael Greyeyes - Gooch

“- Lost Baggage Clerk: Where are you staying in the Boston area?
- Henry Clark: In the Boston area we are staying in New York.”
William Duell - Lost Baggage Clerk
Steve Martin - Henry Clark

“I've never been inside a restaurant that doesn't have a drive-thru window before.”
Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell

“- Giles Prentice: Are you sure? I mean, how do you know that?
- Colonel Max Wilkins: Because if it had been a surface detonation, we'd have felt a different kind of ground tremor. We'd also be burned, blind, and dying.”

Frank Whaley - Giles Prentice
Delroy Lindo - Colonel Max Wilkins

“You want to know the place I'll have in your life? You'll have a beautiful wife, great kids, lovely home, and I'll be your bachelor friend who you feel you have to invite to your dinner party because you haven't seen me in ages.”

Charles Grodin - Warren

“- Danny Torrance: Do you like this hotel?
- Jack Torrance: Yes, I do. I love it. Don't you?
- Danny Torrance: I guess so.
- Jack Torrance: Good. I want you to like it here. I wish we could stay here forever... and ever... and ever.”
Danny Lloyd - Danny
Jack Nicholson - Jack Torrance

“- Lisa Provolone: I wanna lay on the beach in Honolulu!
- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: Do whatever you want, just don't leave this room!”
Marisa Tomei - Lisa Provolone
Sylvester Stallone - Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone

“- Anthony Adams: Which part of Mexico are you from?
- Inez: Paraguay.”
Luke Wilson - Anthony Adams
Lumi Cavazos - Inez