Police quotes

“- Jeff Blue: FBI! You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right you may talk, sing, dance, impersonate Elvis or anything else you like. You have the right to an attorney. If you're broke and can't afford one, tough shit! Now get in the car you suspected felon you!
- Mr. Ferderber: Wait, wait. What am I being...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue
Saul Rubinek - Mr. Ferderber

“- John: You ain't gonna hit him.
- Charlie: Why not?
- John: Because I am gonna hit him!”

Wesley Snipes - John
Woody Harrelson - Charlie Robinson

“I'm not a cop tonight, Rog. This is personal.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“We're in the police business, Eddie, not the revenge business.”

Harrison Ford - Tom O'Meara

“- Lee: Boris, shut the fuck up. We're all gonna die here. These are cops.
- Boris: So what, they're cops, who gives a shit? Hey Lee, there's something I never told you about me: I hate fuckin' cops.”
Saul Rubinek - Lee Donowitz
Eric Allan Kramer - Boris

“- Miguel Bain: They look pissed, huh?
- Robert Rath: They get that way when you kill four of them.”

Antonio Banderas - Miguel Bain
Sylvester Stallone - Robert Rath

“We can no longer tolerate the fact that we're not safe now in any hotel, bar, cafe or even private home from the clutches of the police.”
Gustaf Gründgens - Schränker

“- Thorny: Where are your shoes?
- Foster: What are you, the shoe police?
- Thorny: I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar.
- Foster: Black magic only works on the rookie.
- Thorny: That's brown magic.”
Jay Chandrasekhar - Thorny
Paul Soter - Foster

“- Sheriff Loomis: I've been waitin' to catch you guys in the act. Been waitin' and watchin'.
- Packard Walsh: Congratulations. You caught us talking. There's no law against that, is there officer? Unless of course I got my wires crossed and you caught us speaking without a permit.”
Randy Quaid - Sheriff Loomis
Nick Cassavetes - Packard Walsh

“Police! It's an emergency! Police get someone over here right fucking now. There is a dead fuckin' whore!”
Tim Roth - Ted the Bellhop

“- Judy Neutron: I don't care how advanced they say they are. If your father and I haven't met them, they're strangers. Right, Hugh?
- Hugh Neutron: Yeah, well, except for policemen. They're there to help you.”

Megan Cavanagh - Judy Neutron
Mark DeCarlo - Hugh Neutron

“- 'Joliet' Jake Blues: What the hell is this?
- Elwood Blues: This was a bargain. I picked it up at the Mount Prospect city police auction last spring. It's an old Mount Prospect police car. They were practically giving 'em away.
- 'Joliet' Jake Blues: Well thank you, pal. The day I get outta prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car!”
John Belushi - Joliet' Jake Blues
Dan Aykroyd - Elwood Blues

“You're looking at a living legend, Lilly. The only active agent who ever lost a president.”

Clint Eastwood - Frank Horrigan

“It's a very bad sign when a cop thinks that Chicago will fall apart without him.”
Dan Hedaya - Captain Logan

“- Mr. Alexander: [surprised by Alex's poor condition] My God! What happened to you, my boy?
- Alex: [voice-over] And would you believe it, o my brothers and only friends. There was your faithful narrator being held helpless, like a babe in arms, and suddenly realizing where he was and why home on the gate had looked so familiar, but I knew I was...” (continue)(continue reading)
Patrick Magee - Mr. Alexander
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- British ticket agent: Passport, please.
- Charlie Brown: Y-Yes, sir. We're just passing through. We're on our way to France, sir. I have nothing to declare, sir. I throw myself at the mercy of the court!
- Linus van Pelt: We've only been two minutes and already he's embarrassing us.”
Arrin Skelley - Charlie Brown
Daniel Anderson - Linus van Pelt

“- Meg Coburn: You know, you could've saved yourself a lot of trouble just by doing that third job.
- John Lee: It was wrong. Mr. Wei was taking revenge. A man named Zedkov killed his son.
- Meg Coburn: Zedkov? Jesus Christ. You're getting yourself killed for a cop?
- John Lee: Not a cop. His son.”
Mira Sorvino - Meg Coburn
Chow Yun-Fat - John Lee

“The state police cannot combat these criminals, neither can the city police. The law prohibits them from pursuing criminals across state lines.”

Addison Richards - Bruce J. Gregory

“What are you doing here, Yardley? Shouldn't you be out night-sticking the colored folk?”

John Travolta - Paul Brenner

“Norma, those men came here without any warrants at all. I tried to take them off our land. One of them shot me. What do you want me to do?”

Art Carney - Irv Manders

“Restaurant security. Just a minor utensil violation. Go ahead, enjoy your dinner.”
Michael Keaton - Billy Caufield

“- Jeff Harriman: The police - they laugh at me. I'm a joke to them.
- Rita Baker: I'm beginning to see their point.”
Kiefer Sutherland - Jeff Harriman
Nancy Travis - Rita Baker

“Half a tick, Mr. Holmes. You can't go walking into someone's residence, poking about their personal possessions, disrupting their privacy... that's for Scotland Yard.”
Jeffrey Jones - Inspector Lestrade

“- Penny: Having another hero cop dream, Uncle John?
- Officer John Brown: Every time I close my eyes.”
Michelle Trachtenberg - Penny
Matthew Broderick - John Brown

“- Big Boy Caprice: Police brutality, boys. And this is the fifth time. Lucky for me I don't bruise easily.
- Reporter: Mr. Caprice, do you intend to take legal action against the city for false arrest?
- Big Boy Caprice: Why should I blame the city for something one man is doing? This Tracy character's unstable. The city should get rid of him.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Al Pacino - Big Boy Caprice
Charles Fleischer - Reporter