Politicians quotes

“- Meryl Brooks: Come on, I've known you since Brownies, and the only time I ever saw you cry was when Bush won.
- Lucy Kelson: Which one?
- Meryl Brooks: Well, both of them.”
Heather Burns - Meryl Brooks
Sandra Bullock - Lucy Kelson

“The truth is, almost anyone can take out a politician. That's not the hard part. The hard part is getting away with it.”
Nicolas Cage - Joe

- "Mud": Who's this?
- Dennis Van Welker: Winston Churchill. Jimi Hendrix of the spoken word.
- "Mud": Who's Jimi Hendrix?
- Dennis Van Welker: Michael Jordan of the electric guitar.
Jonathan Jackson - Morris 'Mud' Himmel
Chris Lloyd - Dennis Van Welker

“- Congressman Starnes: You are quoting from this Marlowe. Is he a communist?
- Hallie Flanagan: I am very sorry. I was quoting from Christopher Marlowe.
- Congressman Starnes: Tell us who Marlowe is, so we can get the proper reference, because that is all we want to do.
- Hallie Flanagan: Put in the record that he was the greatest dramatist in...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gil Robbins - Congressman Starnes
Cherry Jones - Hallie Flanagan

“Why vote for Congressmen or Senators? Why don't we just pick those guys the same way we pick a jury? At least we'll get a much more interesting cross-section.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“- Hernandez: Lawyers are great, Jewish even better, but I need some Spades. Politicians like dark faces so they can scare the suburbs into voting Republican.
- Felix Barbosa: Lawyers and spades? I got the trifecta, two dealers and a girl who does the wash, two niggers and a kike, all Democrats.
- Hernandez: You're my man.”
Julio Oscar Mechoso - Hernandez
Gregory Sierra - Barbosa

“There is nothing wrong with poor people. I get elected by poor people.”

Candice Bergen - Mayor Kate Hennings

“Political assassination wasn't in the contract. So, there were two ways to go: refuse the job and walk away now. Or, do the job and walk away rich.”
Nicolas Cage - Joe

“I won't use my final hours as Reich Chancellor to sign a statement of surrender!”
Ulrich Matthes - Joseph Goebbels

“- Dr. Hartz: And I am Dr. Egon Hartz; you may have heard of me.
- Gilbert: Not the brain surgeon?
- Dr. Hartz: Yes, the same.
- Gilbert: Yes, you flew over to England the other day and operated on one of our cabinet ministers.
- Dr. Hartz: Oh, yes.
- Gilbert: Tell me, did you find anything?”
Paul Lukas - Dr. Hartz
Michael Redgrave - Gilbert

“Do you know how many abandoned buildings we have in Detroit? How are you supposed to take pride in your neighborhood with shit like that next door? And does the city tear them down? No, they too busy building casinos and taking money from the people.”

De'Angelo Wilson - DJ Iz

“What President wants to be in office when it comes crashing down around him?”
Arliss Howard - John C. Calhoun

“- Cathal Brugha: The Minister is as usual exceeding his brief!
- Michael Collins: And what is my brief, Cathal?
- Cathal Brugha: Intelligence.
- Michael Collins: Bullshit! I'm Minister for Gun-Running, Daylight Robbery, and General Mayhem.”
Gerard McSorley - Cathal Brugha
Liam Neeson - Michael Collins

“I'm a satirist, Ernst. The most dangerous politician of them all.”
Harvey Friedman - Friedrich Hollaender

“- Geoff Montgomery: It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.
- Larry Lawrence: You mean like Democrats?”
Richard Carlson - Geoff Montgomery
Bob Hope - Larry Lawrence

“You are only the boss, Frank. I'm the fucking mayor. Mayors rule.”

Al Pacino - Mayor John Pappas

If anybody really knew Kennedy, you think they would've voted for him? You gotta be strong. So strong you're gonna want to blow your brains out. But you won't. So strong, people can say right to your face "You're a dirty, lying son of a bitch", and it's not gonna make a bit of difference.

Stanley Anderson - Fielding's Father

“- Congressman David Dilbeck: My brain has just turned to shit...
- Chris Rojo: Well hey, that's why you're in Congress!”
Burt Reynolds - Congressman David Dilbeck
José Zúñiga - Chris Rojo

“- Frank Martin: You really think killing all these politicians is gonna make things easier for them?
- Gianni Chellini: That's not my problem. I was hired to do a job. I did the job, like you. Just... my pay is better. My hair and my suit, too.”
Jason Statham - Frank Martin
Alessandro Gassmann - Gianni Chellini

“You a politician, or does lying just run in your family?”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Idgie Threadgoode

“He owns Pan-Am. He owns Congress. He owns the Civil Aeronautics Board. But he does not own the sky.”

Leonardo DiCaprio - Howard Hughes

“Everyone and his brother is on the payroll. So, you - buy a mayor, chief of police, generals, presidents. One day you wake up and you own the whole god damn country. Then you take what you want. Banks. Government Casino. Airline concession. Why? Simple. It's easier for the politicians to take silver, than lead.”
Robert Davi - Franz Sanchez

“The only thing worse than a politician is a child molester.”
Rip Torn - Sheriff Hank Pearson

“Mr. Mayor, my column gave you this office, and it can take it away.”
Stanley Tucci - Walter Winchell

“You know, I'm a voter. Aren't you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?”

Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman