Pope quotes

“And now, here are the headlines. Here they come right now. Pope actually found to be Jewish. Liberace is Anastasia and Ethel Merman jams Russian radar. The East Germans, today, claimed the Berlin Wall was a fraternityprank. Also the Pope decided today to release Vatican-related bath products. An incredible thing, yes, it's the new Pope On A...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

“Saverio Schisa-Is that Baroness Focale? She looks just like John Paul II.
Fabietto Schisa-You're right.
Saverio Schisa-But the Pope is sexier.”
Toni Servillo - Saverio Schisa
Filippo Scotti - Fabietto Schisa

“- Cooper Harris: Check this out! I'm the Pope!
- Scott Thomas: Cooper, take off the Pope hat!
- Cooper Harris: Oh no, it's okay, I'm Catholic.”
Jacob Pitts - Cooper Harris
Scott Mechlowicz - Scott Thomas

“- Diane Gerard: What's this?
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Dress.
- Dr. Webster: And who wears the dress?
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Pope.”
Cindy Williams - Diane Girard
Allan Katz - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga

“Between air conditioning and the Pope, I chose air conditioning.”
Woody Allen - Harry Block

“- Charlie: Mister. I am the Pope, this might be your church, right now I'm the Pope of Greenwich Village 'cause I got the tape, alright?
- Bed Bug Eddie: I like you have balls. I don't get too mad at that.”
Mickey Rourke - Charlie
Burt Young - Bed Bug Eddie

- Brian Hope: I thought you were supposed to be eating fish on a Friday.
- Charlie McManus: No, you're way out of date. Vatican II said we don't have to do that anymore.
- Brian Hope: Who's "Vatican II"? The deputy pope?
- Charlie McManus: Ignoramus. You can't have a deputy pope. The pope's infallible; you can't be deputy-infallible!
Eric Idle - Brian Hope
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus

“Hey Pope, why don't you go build yourself a new gym at the Vatican.”
Michael Keaton - Johnny Dangerously

“- Juan Bramuglia: More bad news from Rome, she met with the Pope. She only got a rosary and a kindly word.
- Ché: I wouldn't say the Holy Father gave her the bird. But papal decorations, never a hope.”

Gary Brooker - Juan Bramuglia
Antonio Banderas - Ché

“- Archbishop Gilday: The Pope is gravely ill. Until he recovers, I am powerless.
- B.J. Harrison: What if he dies?
- Frederick Keinszig: Then, as you Americans say, all bets are off.”
Donal Donnelly - Archbishop Gilday
George Hamilton - B.J. Harrison
Helmut Berger - Frederick Keinszig

“In Rome today, the Pope issued a message of hope for believers in their fight against what he termed the godless and lost. He offered a prayer for the young, whom he described as sadly in need of faith and not the illusion of conviction offered by rock music, drugs and contemporary poetry.”
Reggie Harris - Anchorman

“The Pope warned me never to trust the CIA!”
Leonardo Cimino - Cardinal

“It's crazy. The town is jammed. I don't know, is the Pope in town, or some other show business figure?”
Woody Allen - Sandy Bates

“- Mary Patrick: I can't believe the Pope is coming! This is better than ice cream!
- Mary Robert: It's better than springtime!
- Deloris: It's better than sex! No, I mean, I've heard.”
Kathy Najimy - Mary Patrick
Wendy Makkena - Mary Robert
Whoopi Goldberg - Deloris