Popularity quotes

“- Father Gladden's Fan on Porch: Did you agree with the Beatles, years ago, at the height of their fame, that they were bigger stars than Jesus?
- Father Gladden: The world population was much less then.”
Peter McRobbie - Father Gladden's Fan on Porch
John Carter - Father Gladden

“- William Miller: Don't you have any regular friends?
- Penny Lane: Famous people are just more interesting.”
Patrick Fugit - William Miller
Kate Hudson - Penny Lane

“- Bruce Wayne: Bats are nocturnal.
- Alfred: Bats may be, but even for billionaire playboys, three o'clock is pushing it. The price of leading a double life, I fear. Your theatrics made an impression.
- Bruce Wayne: Theatricality and deception are powerful weapons, Alfred. It's a good start.”

Christian Bale - Bruce Wayne
Sir Michael Caine - Alfred

“Mimi, you're pregnant. What, are you just gonna be some big fat pregnant superstar?”
Zoe Saldana - Kit

“- Governor Ratcliffe: I've never been a popular man.
- Wiggins: I like you.
- Governor Ratcliffe: And don't think I don't know what those back stabbers at court say about me.
- Wiggins: Oh, yes, all that talk about being a pathetic social climber who's failed at everything he's tried.”
David Ogden Stiers - Governor Ratcliffe
David Ogden Stiers - Wiggins

- Charlie: Whoa, how did you do that? How did that feel, Dad?
- Scott Calvin: It felt like "America's Most Wanted".

Eric Lloyd - Charlie
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin

“Quinton is in! Let the fun begin!”

Cort McCown - Quint

“- Suzette: See that bathroom? Jim Morrison passed out in there one night, with me underneath him.
- Club Owner: Jim Morrison is a ghost and so are you.”
Goldie Hawn - Suzette
Adam Tomei - Club Owner

“- Mike Perry: Thank you for your sexual insight, Mr. Thurman. You can sit down now.
- Jason: Famous people always get sex, Mr. Perry. That's the main reason it's good to be famous.”
Mike O'Malley - Mike Perry
Jason Dohring - Jason

- Jeffrey Wigand: How did a radical journalist from Ramparts Magazine end up at CBS?
- Lowell Bergman: I still do the tough stories. "60 Minutes" reaches a lot of people.
Russell Crowe - Jeffrey Wigand
Al Pacino - Lowell Bergman

“Roseanne was pretty, she had money and she worked hard to be liked, but that didn't mean that guys like me could talk to her.”
Vincent Kartheiser - Vincent

“- Gary Glass: What are you wearing?
- Roberta Glass: A jacket. It used to belong to Jimi Hendrix.
- Gary Glass: You bought a used jacket? What are we, poor?”
Mark Blum - Gary Glass
Rosanna Arquette - Roberta Glass

“- Jamie Sullivan: OK, so you don't care about classes or graduating, but you like school because you're popular and you'll never be on top again.
- Landon Carter: That's thoroughly predictable.
- Jamie Sullivan: Your act only works on an audience.”
Mandy Moore - Jamie Sullivan
Shane West - Landon Carter

“- Lisa Leeson: You're a big hero back in London, they think the sun shines out your arse.
- Nick Leeson: Really? I was beginning to feel like one of those Japanese soldiers, you know, still stuck out in the jungle 20 years after the war.”
Anna Friel - Lisa Leeson
Ewan McGregor - Nick Leeson

“- Tina Sabatini: Everybody is talking about the job you are doing. It's all over town! Larry London called my father. Said how bright you were. How gentle. How perceptive. If you weren't all those things, do you think Vic would be out this afternoon getting you a gun permit?
- Clark Kellogg: A gun permit? I don't need a gun permit!
- Tina...” (continue)(continue reading)
Penelope Ann Miller - Tina Sabatini
Matthew Broderick - Clark Kellogg

“- Jane: Oh, Tarzan, you have no idea what's in store for you. You're going to see the world, and all kinds of people will want to meet you. Leaders, scientists, writers.
- Professor Porter: Yes, Darwin and Kipling. Queen Victoria!
- Jane: I haven't met her, but I hear she's awfully nice.”
Minnie Driver - Jane
Nigel Hawthorne - Professor Porter

“- Rand: Don't worry, they'll dedicate a ward in the psych department to you, you sick fuck.
- Tim: This isn't going to work! You can't shoot me, you morons! It has to look like a suicide!”

Randall Batinkoff - Rand
Matthew Lillard - Tim

“- Herman Mankiewicz: It won't be easy having made your masterpiece at 26.
- Orson Welles: Is that what you think - that I'm just going to burn out at the ripe old age of 26?
- Herman Mankiewicz: All stars burn out, Orson. It's the flame that counts.”
John Malkovich - Herman Mankiewicz
Liev Schreiber - Orson Welles

“- Bob Rosetti: You're Albert Einstein!
- Albert Einstein: Yes.
- Bob Rosetti: E equals M C squared!
- Albert Einstein: I hope so.”
Tony Shalhoub - Bob Rosetti
Walter Matthau - Albert Einstein

“I miss making love to the people. I miss entering a room. I miss the pure acting of it, John. I gotta get back in the arena.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Richard M. Nixon

“- Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
- Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
- Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Precisely.
- Inga: [her eyes get wide] He vould have an enormous schwanzschtücker.
- Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:...” (continue)(continue reading)

Gene Wilder - Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
Teri Garr - Inga
Marty Feldman - Igor

“- Alicia Nash: I once tried to count them all. I, actually, made it to 4,348.
- John Nash: You are exceptionally odd.
- Alicia Nash: I bet you're very popular with the girls.”

Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Alicia Nash
Russell Crowe - John Nash

“Please! Don't tell me it's all thanks to me! I've heard enough about the great Zefram Cochran! I don't know who writes your history books or where you get your information from, but you people got some pretty funny ideas about me!”
James Cromwell - Zefram Cochran

“When I speak nobody believes me, but when I write it down everybody knows it to be true.”
Michael Wincott - Rene Ricard

“Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the Biff Tannen Museum! Dedicated to Hill Valley's #1 citizen. And America's greatest living folk hero. The one and only Biff Tannen.”
Neil Ross - Biff Tannen Museum Narrator