Presidency quotes

“- President James Marshall: Do you know who I am? I'm the President of the United States!
- Boris Bazylev: Don't think that means I don't shoot you!”
Harrison Ford - President James Marshall
Andrew Divoff - Boris Bazylev

“- President Ulysses S. Grant: Hey! Where the hell you goin' and leaving me here?
- The Lone Ranger: You're safer here, Mr. President.
- President Ulysses S. Grant: Yeah, but I can help ya. I've been in a few battles myself, son.
- The Lone Ranger: Now you're president, so keep your head down.”

Jason Robards - President Ulysses S. Grant
Klinton Spilsbury - The Lone Ranger

“Shrewd, honest, intelligent, moral; Adams overcame all these faults to become President of the United States.”
Marc Smith - Dan Hickey (TV anchorman)

“As early as 1961, they knew Kennedy was not going to go to war in South-East Asia. Like Caesar, he is surrounded by enemies, and something's underway, but it has no face, yet everybody in the loop knows.”
Donald Sutherland - X

“The poor sap! And I bet his father thought he would be President!”

James Murray - John Sims

“- Melanie Mitchel: Mr. President, the Russian news crew is with us. I told them you'd give them a sound bite about life in the White House.
- President James Marshall: There is no life in the White House!”
Donna Bullock - Press Secretary Melanie Mitchell
Harrison Ford - President James Marshall

“Have you ever heard more bullshit or drivel coming from somebody who is not even the president?”
Chevy Chase - Deke - Channel 4 News Director

“- Snake Plissken: Who are you?
- President: I'm your President.
- Snake Plissken: Understand you got some domestic problems...”
Kurt Russell - Snake Plissken
Cliff Robertson - President

“- Man in Train Station Bathroom: It's an honor, sir.
- President Matt Douglas: I can't shake right now. Have to keep my hands on the First Penis.”
Steve Carlisle - Man in Train Station Bathroom
James Garner - President Matt Douglas

“Your father spent eleven million dollars to raise your brother up from a skirt-chasing college-boy to President of the United States. For twenty years he told him what to do and how and why he was gonna do it and what would happen when it was done. Your father put Tim in the White House - why? Because that's where you can generate the most cash.”
Anthony Perkins - John Cerruti

“- Bellman: You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor.
- Kevin McCallister: The vacuum guy?
- Bellman: No, the President.”
Rob Schneider - Bellman
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Male Crowd Member: Reaganomics sucks!
- Eddie Murphy: What sucks?
- Male Crowd Member: Reaganomics sucks!
- Eddie Murphy: Reaganomics sucks? Well tell us something we don't know, motherfucker!”
Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“When I saw Bobby lying there on the floor, arms stretched out, his eyes staring... I knew then I'd be President. His death paved the way, didn't it? Vietnam, the Kennedys, cleared a path through the wilderness just for me. Over the bodies. Four bodies.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Richard M. Nixon

“- Crease: Now what are you saying, the NSA killed Kennedy?
- Mother: No, they shot him but they didn't kill him. He's still alive.”
Sir Sidney Poitier - Crease
Dan Aykroyd - Mother

“- Drew Boreman: Patty and I have a little business to attend to. The term papers are in, Eisenhower, Johnson, Kennedy...
- Patty: Kennedy! Oh, he was so cute! How much?
- Drew Boreman: A date with me.
- Patty: I'll take Johnson.”
Jonathan Silverman - Drew Boreman
Charene Cathleen - Patty

“- Kane: He's still a well-meaning fathead who's letting a pack of high-pressure crooks run his administration. This whole oil scandal...
- Emily Monroe Norton Kane: He happens to be the President, Charles, not you.
- Kane: That's a mistake that will be corrected one of these days.”
Orson Welles - Kane
Ruth Warrick - Emily Monroe Norton Kane

“- Snake Plissken: Get a new president!
- Bob Hauk: We're still at war, Plissken. We need him alive.
- Snake Plissken: I don't give a fuck about your war... or your president.
- Bob Hauk: Is that your answer?
- Snake Plissken: I'm thinking about it.”

Kurt Russell - Snake Plissken
Lee Van Cleef - Hauk

I'm saying I'm through, Ed. I'm tired of people telling me what I can't say. "This news isn't official”, "That comment is too sarcastic”. I can't even make fun of Richard Nixon and there's a man who's screaming out to be made fun of!
Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

“- Yogi Bear: [On the Ranger's phone] Hello? Hello? Is this the White House?
- Ranger John Smith: Yogi!
- Yogi Bear: Hey, the President knows my name!”
Yogi Bear - Yogi Bear
Don Messick - Ranger John Smith

“- Jim Garrison: I can't believe they killed him because he wanted to change things. In our time. In our country.
- X: Well, they've been doing it all through history. Kings are killed, Mr. Garrison, politics is power, nothing more!”

Kevin Costner - Jim Garrison
Donald Sutherland - X

“- Joey Coyle: Why is Ben smiling?
- Vincente Goldoni: He was smart enough not to be President.”

John Cusack - Joey Coyle
Maury Chaykin - Vincente Goldoni