Prison quotes

“There's not much chance I'm ever getting out of here. Those cops of yours are part of the reason. That's what we've got in common. I got my last armed robbery conviction behind them. The rest is my business.”
F. Murray Abraham - Virgil Cane

“Forty years I been asking permission to piss. I can't squeeze a drop without say-so.”

Morgan Freeman - Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding

“- Capt. Mikhail Polenin: They'll send you to the Gulag, like your father.
- Captain Alexei Vostrikov: Well, it's a family tradition, isn't it?”
Liam Neeson - Capt. Mikhail Polenin
Harrison Ford - Capt. Alexei Vostrikov

“When this is over, you're going to jail. Accessory to assault, resisting arrest, endangering lives. I guarantee you, you and all your buddies. I'm gonna put you away for 850 years.”

James Tolkan - Detective Lubic

“- Agent Frank Haddad: You spent two years in Israeli jails during the Intifada.
- Samir Nazhde: The only ones who didn't were women like you.”
Tony Shalhoub - Frank Haddad
Sami Bouajila - Samir Nazhde

“How do you like this, Vernon? I'd like to kill you so bad I can barely contain myself. But I've been thinking. Death is far too merciful a fate for you. So what I'm going to do is... put you in prison. A nice petite white boy like you in a federal penitentiary... Let me just put it this way, I don't think you'll be able to remain anal-retentive...” (continue)(continue reading)
Steven Seagal - Mason Storm

“- Dennis Gilley: I heard a rumor about you.
- Frank White: What's that?
- Dennis Gilley: I heard you got AIDS getting dicked up your ass in prison. That's what I heard.
- Frank White: I thought about you every time I jerked off, dickhead.”
David Caruso - Dennis Gilley
Christopher Walken - Frank White

“- Boris Pochenko: The boy will remain in prison, it's none of your business.
- Joy Miller: You know, everyone is right about you. You are a beast.”
Timothy Dalton - Boris Pochenko
Fran Drescher - Joy Miller

“- Magneto: You know this plastic prison of theirs won't hold me forever. The war is still coming. And I intend to fight it, by any means necessary.
- Professor Charles Xavier: And I will always be there, old friend.”

Sir Ian McKellen - Magneto
Sir Patrick Stewart - Professor Charles Xavier

“- Sidney Bruhl: Clifford, I hate to ask this, but could you give me your own special definition of success, being gangbanged in the shower in the state penitentiary?
- Clifford Anderson: I knew you were going to have reservations about it.
- Sidney Bruhl: Reservations? I am standing here, petrified, stupefied, horrified! How's that for bloody...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Bruhl
Christopher Reeve - Clifford Anderson

“- Polly Perkins: You're not still mad at me, are you? Can't even remember what we were fighting about.
- Sky Captain: You sabotaged my plane.
- Polly Perkins: Right.
- Sky Captain: I spent six months in a Manchurian slave camp because of you. They were gonna cut off my fingers.”
Gwyneth Paltrow - Polly Perkins
Jude Law - Sky Captain

“- Judy Cusimano: I want you to know I will wait for you until you turn 21 or get out of jail, whichever comes first.
- Ellsworth 'Sonny' Wisecarver: That is the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me.”
Talia Balsam - Judy Cusimano
Patrick Dempsey - Ellsworth 'Sonny' Wisecarver

“I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.”

Bob Gunton - Warden Norton

“Death row? You mean like the chair, the hot seat, dead meat, deep 6, it's over pal, you're outta here bub, the groundhog's are bringing you your mail, you're picking turnips with a step ladder, the no tomorrow row? That kind of row? Oh no. The row?”
Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell

“- Poppy: Sometimes jail is the best thing to keep a man in shape.
- Sadie Maracle: Well, then I guess Silas could use a year or two, huh?”
Sandrine Holt - Poppy
Jennifer Podemski - Sadie Maracle

“If I go back to jail they gonna make me a woman!”

Tracy Morgan - LeeJohn

“It's a slippery slope... beer, liquor, dope, coke, meth, chicks with dicks, then jail!”
Steve Coogan - Dana Marschz

“Sire you sure you brought enough guys?”

Kevin Pollak - Hockney

“Prison can be so fucking dull at night.”
Mike Myers - Steve Rubell

“- Buddy Bragg: You think there's a Hell?
- Jack Foley: Yeah, it's called the Glades Correctional Institute. I'm sure as shit not going back there, or anyplace like it.
- Buddy Bragg: Oh, they put a gun on you, you'll go.
- Jack Foley: They put a gun on you, you still have a choice.”
Ving Rhames - Buddy Bragg
George Clooney - Jack Foley

“- Garbitsch: We've had to make a few arrests.
- Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania: A few? How many?
- Garbitsch: Nothing astronomical. Five or ten thousand... a day.”
Henry Daniell - Garbitsch
Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania

“- Mary: I don't wanna hurt your feelings or anything, but Myrna talked about you on the Diner today. Mrs Spool told her to shut up but she didn't. She said you've been locked up.
- Norman Bates: Did she tell you why? Well, I'll tell you. When I was little, I had a fight with my mother, so I put some poison in her tea, you know. But I'm all right...” (continue)(continue reading)
Meg Tilly - Mary Loomis
Anthony Perkins - Norman Bates

“- Prof. Howard Birack: The outside world doesn't want to hear this kind of bullshit. Just keep it locked away. You've already managed that for two thousand years.
- Priest: No prison can hold him now.”

Victor Wong - Prof. Howard Birack
Donald Pleasence - Priest

“Your partner got killed. You lost your job. You went to jail. Your girlfriend walked. You got a job as a security guard at a hundred and eighty-two dollars a week. You know what you are, Hank? You're a black man.”
Martin Lawrence - Earl Montgomery

“- Gen. Rodolfo Graziani: These chains are uncomfortable?
- Omar Mukhtar: They are... uncomfortable facts.”
Oliver Reed - Gen. Rodolfo Graziani
Anthony Quinn - Omar Mukhtar