Production quotes

“Stern, if this factory ever produces a shell that can actually be fired, I'll be very unhappy.”
Liam Neeson - Oskar Schindler

“Number Two Son very promising detective... promises very much, produces very little.”

Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“Here at Capitol Pictures, as you know, millions of people look to us for information, and uplift, and, yes, entertainment. And we’re gonna give it to ’em.”
Josh Brolin - Eddie Mannix

“Here at Capitol Pictures, as you know, an army of technicians, actors, and top notch artistic people are working hard to bring to the screen the story of the Christ. It's a swell story.”
Josh Brolin - Eddie Mannix

“Don't go thinking we sacrifice quality. I never make more than two motion pictures a week, but I'll spend up to a thousand dollars on each of 'em if I have to.”
Dan Aykroyd - Mack Sennett

“Our new process has been described as: perfect, precise, flawless, ideal, immaculate, no problemo, error proofed, too good to fail, the opposite of the Titanic.”

Kelsey Grammer - Hunter

“- Vicar: Oh, Mr. Rudd. I understand that you are a film producer.
- Jason Rudd: Oh, no, sir. A director.
- Vicar: Is there any difference?
- Jason Rudd: Yes, sir. The producer supplies all the money; the director spends it. Then the producer yells that the director is spending too much money; the director doesn't pay any attention, and goes...” (continue)(continue reading)
Charles Lloyd Pack - Vicar
Rock Hudson - Jason Rudd

“I must restrain my farts and do something altogether more productive.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Merivel

“- Oskar Schindler: Better this month than last?
- Itzhak Stern: Yes.
- Oskar Schindler: Any reason to think next month will be worse?
- Itzhak Stern: The war could end.”

Liam Neeson - Oskar Schindler
Ben Kingsley - Itzhak Stern

There's going to be a big call for this unit, and we'll make him right here in Detroit. That means jobs we can all be proud of, and make "made in America" mean something again.
Dan O'Herlihy - Old Man

“You can't synthesize that. That is nature's delivery system for goodness. Distilled into a pure form. It glides down into your belly, and blooms into a feeling of peace. In this world beset by evil.”

Edward Norton - Brady Kincaid

“- Mrs. Gregory: What's so special about the cheesemakers?
- Gregory: Obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.”
Carol Cleveland - Mrs. Gregory
Terence Bayler - Gregory

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: They always want to cast their buddies. It doesn't even matter if they're right for the part.
- Orson Welles: Tell me about it. I'm supposed to do a thriller for Universal. They want Charlton Heston as a Mexican.”

Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
Vincent D'Onofrio - Orson Welles

“- Halley Reed: He wants to produce something of mine.
- Cliff Stern: Yeah. Your first child.”

Mia Farrow - Halley Reed
Woody Allen - Cliff Stern