Proposals quotes

“- Bobby Fischer: So what do you do, Donna?
- Donna: I screw people.
- Bobby Fischer: Ahhh me too... Listen, I was thinking of getting rid of my virginity.”
Tobey Maguire - Bobby Fisher
Evelyne Brochu - Donna

You say, "Do you want a cup of coffee?" and she says, "Yeah, okay". Then sex is on, yes? Doesn't always work, though. If the President of Burundi says do you want a cup of coffee, you're not supposed to go.
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“- Ricky Linderman: You're a pretty good fighter back there. I have this idea. Will you be my body guard? I'll pay fifty cents every day. I'll do your homework for you. I'm pretty smart.
- Clifford Peache: Not interested.”
Adam Baldwin - Linderman
Chris Makepeace - Clifford

“If this really is our last ride, what if we make up some new routines?”

Channing Tatum - Mike

“- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Don't you hate me?
- Bianca Piper: I'm glad you asked. Yes, I do, but only because you're a man-whore, and a dipshit. Can we just, can we just cool off for a sec? Here's my offer. I will make sure you pass science if you help me with this.”

Robbie Amell - Wesley Rush
Mae Whitman - Bianca Piper

“- Rick Flagg: This is the deal: You disobey me, you die. You try to escape, you die.You irritate or vex me...
- Harley Quinn: [interrupts] I'm known for being quite vexing, I'm just forewarning you...
- Rick Flagg: ...you die.”
Joel Kinnaman - Rick Flagg
Margot Robbie - Harley Quinn

“You're afraid of the commitment? You're gonna have to love and honor me for about 30 seconds.”

Meg Ryan - Patricia

“- Jack: You love Sylvia and she loves you.
- Peter: She loves me?
- Jack: Yes!
- Peter: Then why is she marrying Edward?
- Jack: Because you never asked her.”
Ted Danson - Jack
Tom Selleck - Peter

“- Jack: Do you want to marry me?
- Sylvia: No... but thank you for asking.”
Ted Danson - Jack
Nancy Travis - Sylvia

“I'm looking for errand boys...”

Brian Tee - Shredder

“- Bernard: How's it going, Lyds?
- Lydia: Bloody awful.
- Bernard: Oh dear, what's the problem?
- Lydia: I was promised sex. Everybody said it. You'll be a bridesmaid, you'll get sex, you'll be fighting 'em off. But not so much as a tongue in sight.
- Bernard: Well, I mean, if you fancy anything, I could always...
- Lydia: Oh, don't be...” (continue)(continue reading)
David Haig - Bernard the Groom - Wedding Two
Sophie Thompson - Lydia the Bride - Wedding Two

I love you as my own flesh. I beg of you to marry me. Say "Edward, give me my name". Say "Edward, I will marry you".

William Hurt - Rochester

“- Florinda: Why didn't I marry you instead of Esteban?
- Don Diego Vega: Probably because he asked you and I did not.”
Brenda Vaccaro - Florinda
George Hamilton - Don Diego Vega

“- Jess Robin: Leo, why don't you go ask Tillie to dance?
- Leo: I'm resting.
- Jess Robin: Just go ask her to dance, please.
- Leo: There's no music.
- Jess Robin: Leo, please! Go ask Tillie to dance!
- Leo: I'll dance.”
Neil Diamond - Jess Robin
Mike Kellin - Leo

“- Jack: Lucy? I have to ask you a question.
- Elsie: Get down on one knee, it's more romantic.
- Saul: Elsie, if he's proposing let him do it!
- Elsie: I am letting him do it.”

Bill Pullman - Jack
Glynis Johns - Elsie
Jack Warden - Saul

“- Miranda Presley: We'll have a fight, and I'll pretend to slap you, or shoot you in the leg or something.
- James Wright: Got a better idea.
- Miranda Presley: What?
- James Wright: Let's get married.
- Miranda Presley: You don't just get married as a joke.
- James Wright: It's not a joke. It's a journey.”
Samantha Mathis - Miranda Presley
River Phoenix - James Wright

“- Nigel: I want to make a very serious proposal.
- Selena: In that outfit?”
Peter Cook - Nigel
Faye Dunaway - Selena

“At least that way we might be able to... together... come across some kind of redemption.”

Tom Hardy - Max Rockatansky

“- Holland: You know, me and Nancy, we've been into a lot of things. We learned tricks you wouldn't believe. We've been into things like wife-swapping... You married?
- Randolph: No, I'm divorced. But remember, three's a company and four is definitely a crowd. Man, I am down for anything or anybody.
- Holland: Three is all right with me.”
Charles Bronson - Holland
Raymond St. Jacques - Randolph

Mary, I know I've never done the right thing, said the right thing. I know I act like a fool. I know say we'd be buddy-buddy friends, but that would not be true to my heart so I'll ask this one question, and if you answer "no" I'll leave you alone once and for all. Be my wife, Mary Fiore. If you answer "yes" I'll take care of you, be true to you... (continue)(continue reading)
Justin Chambers - Massimo

“I really don't see what is so romantic about proposing. One may be accepted - one usually is, I believe - and then the excitement is ended. The very essence of romance is uncertainty.”
Rupert Everett - Algy

“- McCabe: You might as well kill me now, because I ain't talking.
- Kirigi: Talking is not necessary. But I accept the first half of your proposal.”
Colin Cunningham - McCabe
Will Yun Lee - Kirigi

“- Arthur Chaney: I've been thinking. This dog's what? Three, four years old. That makes him an adult in our years. I say let Buddy decide.
- Judge Cranfield: Mr. Chaney, during my 40 years on the bench I have heard a lot of lamebrain cockamanie proposals, but this one... I like.”

Bill Cobbs - Arthur Chaney
Eric Christmas - Judge Cranfield

“- Frank King: I love John Wayne.
- Roy Brewer: Well, I'll introduce you. You guys could do a movie together.
- Frank King: Aww, gee, that would be swell except, I don't think you and me are going to be pals.”
John Goodman - Frank King

“- Hildy Johnson: I suppose I proposed to you?
- Walter Burns: Well, you practically did, making goo-goo eyes at me for two years until I broke down.”

Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson
Cary Grant - Walter Burns