Proverbs quotes

“It's an old saying, Man. Like, there's more than one way to skin a cat, you hear that one? Who skins cats? Why would you skin a cat? And there is not more than one way to skin a cat, there is only one way! You grab the cat and rip the skin off. What's a number two way? Do you put a hose up the cat's butt and he gets so bloated that he skins...” (continue)(continue reading)

Rick Ducommun - Henry

“- Det. Nick Detillo: There's an old Italian saying: Never scald your tongue on another man's soup.
- Tom Hardy: Yeah? There's an old Irish saying: Don't listen to old Italian sayings.”
Dennis Farina - Capt. Nick Detillo
Bruce Willis - Det. Tom Hardy

- Dale Kerrigan: [voice-over] Dad always said “the faster you go, the more you see”.
- Darrel Kerrigan: Did ya see that?
- Dale Kerrigan: What?
- Darrel Kerrigan: Oh back there.
Stephen Curry - Dale Kerrigan
Michael Caton-Jones - Darryl Kerrigan

“Two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it.”
Lady Chablis - Chablis Deveau

“Every wolf suffers fleas, ’tis easy enough to scratch.”
Tim Curry - Darkness

There is old saying, "Death is a black camel that kneels unbidden at every gate". Tonight black camel knelt here.
Warner Oland - Inspector Charlie Chan

“Kill two birds with one stone, you heard that one? You know anybody who's actually killed one bird with one stone? Kids try it all the time. You can't hit a bird with a stone unless you have a giant rock and a little baby bird.”
Rick Ducommun - Henry

“- Dave: You don't look at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire, do ya?
- Kevin: What happens if you're poking the mantle piece?”
James D. White - Dave
Tim Harris - Kevin

“- Kumar: Mr. Billy Kwan was right. Westerners do not have answers any more. Water from the Moon.
- Guy Hamilton: What does that mean, Kumar?
- Kumar: It's an old Japanese saying. It means something one can never have.”
Bembol Roco - Kumar
Mel Gibson - Guy Hamilton

“- Mary Poppins: Our first game is called Well Begun is Half-Done.
- Michael: I don't like the sound of that.
- Mary Poppins: Otherwise titled Let's Tidy up the Nursery.
- Michael: [to Jane] I told you she was tricky.”
Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins

“- Harry Sears: Every path has its bug.
- Molly: Every path, your ass.
- Harry Sears: A hard beginning, make it a good ending.”
Peter Falk - Harry Sears
Laurene Landon - Molly