Public transport quotes

“- Agent: Ferry's cancelled.
- Anna: What is wrong with this country?
- Agent: I usually blame the government, but this one's the weather.”
David Fynn - Agent
Amy Adams - Anna

“- Sean Dawkins: Look, I know we just got all this religion, but I got a serious question I need to ask you and I need a serious answer, swear to god?
- Gordie Boggs: Swear to god.
- Sean Dawkins: How many times did you fart in that van?
- Gordie Boggs: Wasn't me man, swear to god.
- Sean Dawkins: Me either, swear to god.
- Gordie Boggs: Oh my...” (continue)(continue reading)
Scott Caan - Sean Dawkins
David Arquette - Gordie Boggs

“Sail boats. I don't understand 'em. I prefer a big boat with a big motor on a big lake behind a big dam.”
Brendan Gleeson - Jack Van Meter

You reckon how many people would live to ripe old age if we didn't go anywhere, 'cause transportation kills a lot of people. Yeah. What if the last thought in the world was, "God damn it, here comes a car across the center lane about to kill me, 'cause I had to get out at 10:00 at night for a roll of toilet paper. Well, I wish I would have just... (continue)(continue reading)
Robert Duvall - Jim Caldwell

“- Frank: Let's take a cab.
- Frank: You got any money?
- Frank: No. How about you?
- Frank: No.
- Frank: Let's take a cab.
- Frank: Ok.”
Pate Mustajärvi - Frank
Kari Väänänen - Frank

“- Frank: There's a good chance the derailer won't work.
- Will: It's called a derailer, for Christ's sake! That's what they do!”
Denzel Washington - Frank
Chris Pine - Will

“- Dan Evans: Where's the 3:10 to Yuma?
- Train Clerk: Running late, I suppose.
- Ben Wade: Goddamn trains. Never can rely on 'em, huh?”
Christian Bale - Dan Evans
Jason Henning - Train Clerk
Russell Crowe - Ben Wade

“If America is the great melting pot, then L.A. public transportation is the gooey shit baked on the bottom.”
Matt Dillon - David Walsh

“I can't believe I woke up this morning wondering if my daddy would loan me his overcoat, and here it is just past midnight and I've already robbed a railroad train and I'm sitting in a rocking chair chatting with none other than Jesse James.”
Casey Affleck - Robert Ford

“Thank God for the model trains. If they didn't have the model trains they wouldn't have gotten the idea for the big trains.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Amber Cole

“- Statler: Well, Waldorf, they finally made it to Broadway.
- Waldorf: Yes, and I already bought tickets.
- Statler: Are they good seats?
- Waldorf: Sure are. They're on the next train out of town.”
Richard Hunt - Statler
Jim Henson - Waldorf

“- Max: The best thing to do is to get your ass out of here. Best way that you can.
- Billy Hayes: Yeah, but how?
- Max: Catch the midnight express.
- Billy Hayes: But what's that?
- Max: Well it's not a train. It's a prison word for... escape. But it doesn't stop around here.”
Sir John Hurt - Max
Brad Davis - Billy Hayes

“The thing about trains... it doesn't matter where they're going. What matters is deciding to get on.”
Tom Hanks - Conductor

“- Jane Ryan: I don't believe you, it says it right here. There's gonna be another train.
- Ticket Window Guy: How could I forget? It's the magic-leprechaun train. It leaves for New York whenever you want. Powered by your imagination.”
Ashley Olsen - Jane Ryan
Boyd Banks - Ticket Window Guy

“- Lou Peckinpaugh: What you you doing here?
- Betty DeBoop: I missed my boat.
- Lou Peckinpaugh: It doesn't sail until tomorrow!
- Betty DeBoop: So I missed it a little early.”
Peter Falk - Lou Peckinpaugh
Eileen Brennan - Betty DeBoop

“It was meant to be a quick means of transportation, but there was a little problem with the landings.”

Bernard Hill - Philos

“- Woman on Bus: Excuse me, I'm lost, can you tell me if this bus goes to the end of the line?
- Whitley Strieber: Let me tell you, you folks are in for a big surprise, one very big surprise.”
Kate Stern - Woman on Bus
Christopher Walken - Whitley Strieber

“Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey.”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“I love to ride on trains. Especially in the passenger cars.”
Christine Lahti - Sylvie

“Funny thing about trains, they take people apart.”
Richard Harris - Martin Steckert