Quotations quotes

“- Aja: Did you just quote a Beyoncé song?
- Jem: Yeah, cuz she got it so right!”
Hayley Kiyoko - Aja
Aubrey Peeples - Jem

- Lester Siegel: We made history today. "History starts out as farce and ends up as tragedy".
- John Chambers: Quote's the other way around.
- Lester Siegel: Yeah? Who said it?
- John Chambers: Marx.
- Lester Siegel: Groucho said that?
Alan Arkin - Lester Siegel
John Goodman - John Chambers

"The Godfather" is the I Ching. "The Godfather" is the sum of all wisdom. "The Godfather" is the answer to any question. What should I pack for my summer vacation? "Leave the gun, take the cannoli". What day of the week is it? "Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday."
Tom Hanks - Joe Fox

“- Dave Skylark: This whole time I thought you were Samwise to my Frodo. But you're just... Boromir!
- Aaron Rapaport: I don't know who the fuck that is!
- Dave Skylark: 'I don't know who Boromir is', that's such a Boromir thing to say!”
James Franco - Dave Skylark
Seth Rogen - Aaron Rapaport

- Apocalypse, Inc. Chairman: "Neither a borrower, nor a lender be..." - Shakespeare.
- Homeless Couple: "Fuck You..." - David Mamet.
Rick Collins - Inc. Chairman
Florence Gummersbach - Homeless Couple

“You don't play the bad guy. You just steal all the bullshit lines you hear on TV and the movies that you like.”

Bruce Willis - Jimmy

- Marcy: My husband was a movie freak. Actually, he was particularly obsessed with one movie, "The Wizard of Oz". He talked about it constantly. I thought it was cute at first. On our wedding night, I was a virgin. When we made love - you've seen the movie, haven't you?
- Paul Hackett: "The Wizard of Oz"? Yeah, I've seen it.
- Marcy: Well, when... (continue)(continue reading)
Rosanna Arquette - Marcy
Griffin Dunne - Paul Hackett

“Don't use a cannon to kill a mosquito. Confucius.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gin

- Jay: [as they get up to leave] Until then, keep your unit on you.
- Holden McNeil: I'll try.
- Silent Bob: No, no. "Do or do not. There is no try".
- Jay: Knock that shit off, we got a bus to catch! Jedi bitch.
Jason Mewes - Jay
Ben Affleck - Holden McNeil
Kevin Patrick Smith - Silent Bob

“- Virus: You laughin' at me, huh? Huh? You laughin' at me? What am I, a clown? Do I amuse you? I'm what, I'm funny now? Huh? You must be laughin' at me; I don't see anybody else around here!
- Patty: You're mixing your movies, dipshit.”

Mitch Rouse - Virus
Janeane Garofalo - Patty

“Quote me as much as you like; as a matter of fact I don’t even mind if you misquote me!”
Man Ray

“I'll be back.”

Walter Von Huene - Security Officer

“- Man 1: Can I quote you, Mark?
- Mark Van Doren: Not before I quote me.
- Dorothy Van Doren: His own quotes are his greatest pleasure.”
Paul Scofield - Mark Van Doren
Elizabeth Wilson - Dorothy Van Doren

- Frank: This guy comes up to me and he says: "l like my women like my coffee".
- Janice: People still use that line?
- Frank: Maybe he meant cold and bitter.
Joey Slotnick - Frank Chase
Mary Randle - Janice Walton

“Say hello to my stinky little friend!
[lifts the skunk's tail]”

Jim Carrey - Ace Venura

- Harry: Fuck you!
- Howard Payne: Oh! In two hundred years we've gone from "I regret but I have one life to give for my country" to "fuck you"?
Jeff Daniels - Harry
Dennis Hopper - Howard Payne

- The Cable Guy: When your love is truly giving, it will come back to you ten fold.
- Steven M. Kovacs: You're right. That's incredibly insightful.
- The Cable Guy: I know. It was Jerry Springer's final thought on "Friday's show".
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy
Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs

“- Jim Levenstein: Amazing.
- Stifler: Yes, the force is strong in that one.”

Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein
Seann William Scott - Stifler

“- Admiral Motti: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale. Nor has it...
- Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader: [begins to choke Admiral Motti] I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location! Twenty minutes to the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mike Henry - Admiral Motti
Seth MacFarlane - Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader

- Pumbaa: You know, kid, in times like this my buddy Timon here says: "You got to put your behind in your past".
- Timon: No, no, no. Amateur. Lie down before you hurt yourself. It's "You got to put your past behind you".

Ernie Sabella - Pumbaa
Nathan Lane - Timon

- Colonel Mustard: I prefer Kipling myself. "The female of the species is more deadly than the male". Do you like Kipling, Miss Scarlet?
- Miss Scarlet: Sure, I'll eat anything.
Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
Lesley Ann Warren - Miss Scarlet

- Edmond Dantes: "We are kings or pawns", a man once said.
- Luigi Vampa: Who told you this?
- Edmond Dantes: Napolean Bonaparte.
- Luigi Vampa: Bonaparte?
[laughs]
- Luigi Vampa: Oh, Zatarra, the stories you tell.
Jim Caviezel - Edmond Dantes
JB Blanc - Luigi Vampa

“- Wallace: Reach for the sky, O'Bannon, ha ha!
- Roy O'Bannon: That's my line. He stole my gang, he's stealing my lines. It's unbelievable!”
Walton Goggins - Wallace
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

- Sully: "Beware the chains we forge in life".
- Miss Beryl: I don't suppose you remember who said that?
- Sully: You did Miss Beryl, all through 8th grade.
Paul Newman - Sully
Jessica Tandy - Miss Beryl

“If you can't say something nice about someone, make sure they're out of the goddamn room!”

Wayne Newton - Julian Grendel