Radio quotes

“- George Henderson: God, I hate this guy.
- Nancy Henderson: I'll turn it off.
- George Henderson: No let me hate him. It'll keep me awake before the coffee kicks in.”

John Lithgow - George Henderson
Melinda Dillon - Nancy Henderson

“I am only a radio star with just one weekly show but speaking as one of the people. I want you to know we are tired of the decline of Argentina with no sign of a government able to give us the things we deserve.”
Madonna - Eva Perón

“Ladies and gentlemen, every where I look... soldiers are fighting sailors, sailors are fighting Marines! Directly in front of me, I see a flying blond floozy! Everywhere I look... everywhere, pure pandemonium... pandemonium!”

Joe Flaherty - Raoul Lipschitz

“- Charlie Reece: I hear voices on the radio sometimes.
- Albert Morse: What sort of voices, Charles?
- Charlie Reece: Music. Telling me to kill. There's this one radio station I listen to. It's the devil station. I listen and I hear Satan telling me to kill. Sometimes I think this isn't real. It's not really messages, it's not making any sense....” (continue)(continue reading)
Alex McArthur - Charlie Reece
Nicholas Campbell - Albert Morse

“- Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Portague County: Hey boy, where's Sheriff Branford?
- Branford: I am Sheriff Branford.
- Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Portague County: Ooo, Hee-Hee. For some reason or another, you sounded a little taller on radio, hee-hee.”
Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Portague County
George Reynolds - Branford

“When they attack the car, save the radio.”
Nicolas Cage - Randy

- Howard Stern: I'm afraid you can't say "big cock" on the air. That's a no-no.
- Robin Quivers: But I just said "pussy".
- Jackie Martling: Yeah, she just said pussy!
- Howard Stern: Well, pussy's okay. It's the way you say it. "Big cock" coming out of your mouth is, just not good.
Howard Stern - Himself
Robin Quivers - Herself
Jackie Martling - Herself

“- Daisy Werthan: It's 7:16!
- Boolie Werthan: You should have a job on the radio announcing the time.”
Jessica Tandy - Daisy Werthan
Dan Aykroyd - Boolie Werthan

“- Cosmo Carboni: You've got to start off every morning by croning to that low-life, bag bird?
- Victor Carboni: Bella likes music in the morning.
- Cosmo Carboni: Yeah? Then buy the bum a radio!”
Sylvester Stallone - Cosmo Carboni
Lee Canalito - Victor Carboni

“- Camille Brewster: You sure you never heard of me? Camille Brewster?
- Ferdinand Jones: No.
- Camille Brewster: You must have a cheap radio.”
Joan Davis - Camille Brewster
Lou Costello - Ferdinand Jones

“Symphony Sid. By the powers vested in me by the Federal Communications Commission, I command you to get on the microphone in a serious manner and continue this broadcast.”
Richard Portnow - Ben Stern

“A radio shrink? They're only good for people with problems that fit between the commercials.”
Andrew McCarthy - Jonathan Switcher

- Researcher: The average Howard Stern fan listens for, are you ready for this? An hour and twenty minutes.
- Kenny: How can that be?
- Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next".
- Kenny: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
- Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a... (continue)(continue reading)
Peter Maloney - Researcher
Paul Giamatti - Kenny