Rain quotes

“We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers
can delay the launching of a space rocket.”
George Carlin

“It looks like a paradise, but it is in fact the most treacherous desert in the world... the Kalahari. After the short rainy season, there are many waterholes, and even rivers. But after a few weeks, the water sinks away into the deep Kalahari sand, the waterholes dry up, and the rivers stop flowing.”
Paddy O'Byrne - Narrator

“Waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. Useless and disappointing.”
Hilary Duff - Sam

“Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun... If the sun don't come, you get a tan for standing in the English rain.”
Bono - Dr. Robert

“- Richie: I guess I'll take a rain check on that lesson.
- Eve: Ok... I'll wear my razzle dazzle raincoat!”
Garwin Sanford - Richie
Tyra Banks - Eve

“- Ralph Mandy: Listen Reba, it's starting to spritz outside. How about I give you a lift home?
- Reba McClane: You ride a motorcycle, Ralph. How's that going to help me with the rain?”
Frank Whaley - Ralph Mandy
Emily Watson - Reba McClane

“- Karen Smith: Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
- Cady Heron: What do you mean?
- Karen Smith: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
- Cady Heron: Really? That's amazing.
- Karen Smith: Well... they can tell when it's raining.”
Amanda Seyfried - Karen Smith
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron

“One day it started raining, and it didn't quit for four months. We been through every kind of rain there is. Little bitty stingin' rain... and big ol' fat rain. Rain that flew in sideways. And sometimes rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath. Shoot, it even rained at night...”
Tom Hanks - Tom Hanks

“- Mother MacClannough: In this? You're out of your mind!
- William Wallace: Oh, it's good Scottish weather, madam. The rain is falling straight down. Well, slightly to the side like.”

Gerda Stevenson - Mother MacClannough
Mel Gibson - William Wallace

“I don't really like the rain. Any cold, wet thing I don't really...”
Kristen Stewart - Bella Swan

“It never rained on the night of a Larrabee party, the Larrabee's wouldn't have stood for it. ”
Julia Ormond - Sabrina Fairchild

You cannot say to the sun "More sun". Or to the rain "Less rain".
Shizuko Hoshi - Sayuri Narration

“I rode through the rain! I'd ride through worse than that if I could just hear your voice telling me that I might, at least, have some chance to win you.”

Jeremy Northam - Mr Knightley

“Don't worry. Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.”

Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“- French Count: I hope they hang you in Tyburn for your bad French.
- Macleane: Merci Monsieur. I hope it rains every day of your fucking visit.”
Jacques Mathou - French Count
Jonny Lee Miller - Macleane

“- Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What a filthy job.
- Igor: Could be worse.
- Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: How?
- Igor: Could be raining.
[it starts to pour]”

Gene Wilder - Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
Marty Feldman - Igor

“- Chief Gray Cloud: What does he do?
- Avram: He... He can do anything!
- Chief Gray Cloud: Then why can't he make rain?
- Avram: Because he doesn't make rain. He gives us strength when we're suffering. He gives us compassion when all that we feel is hatred. He gives us courage when we're searching around blindly like little mice in the...” (continue)(continue reading)

Val Bisoglio - Chief Gray Cloud
Gene Wilder - Avram

“- Janey Briggs: It was raining really hard that night, the roads were... slippery.
- Jake Wyler: Janey... a car accident.
- Janey Briggs: No. Cancer.”

Chyler Leigh - Janey Briggs
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler

“I know why it's raining. I coulda predicted it. It's raining because my fucking wipers are all fucked up. If my wipers were okay, the fucking sun would be shining. At night.”
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie LaPlante

“Del, it's raining cats and dogs. Don't step in the poodles.”
Jennifer Runyon - Vicky

“When the sunshine don't work, the good Lord bring the rain in.”
Emmanuel Johnson - Dixon

“- Sir August de Winter: A man with an umbrella is a man praying for rain.
- John Steed: And a man without one is a fool.”
Sir Sean Connery - Sir August de Wynter
Ralph Fiennes - John Steed

“All I want outta life is enough money to buy a decent pair o'shoes that don't let in the rain.”
Linda Henry - Sandra Gangel

“When it rains, niggas get wet. You know?”
DMX - Tommy 'Buns' Bundy

“- Wallis Simpson: I hope it doesn't rain and spoil everything.
- Prince of Wales: I thought you like the rain.
- Wallis Simpson: I was lying.”
Jane Seymour - Wallis Simpson
Anthony Andrews - Prince of Wales