Reading quotes

“- Marlin: Wait a minute! You can read?
- Dory: I can read? That's right, I can read!”

Albert Brooks - Marlin
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Dory

“- Eugene: Is she a virgin?
- Scary German Guy: Yes, she can do it!
- Patrick: She can't read, she's five years old!
- Scary German Guy: I'll help her!”

Michael Faustino - Eugene
Leonardo Cimino - Scary German Guy
Robby Kiger - Patrick

“- Frankie Delano: You ever read this book?
- Bruno: Have I ever read that book? Not only does that insult my intelligence but it insults my ignorance. Why would a man like me, who happens to like himself, be caught dead reading a bit of boy toy fluff like that?
- Frankie Delano: Because it's a killer.”
Sylvester Stallone - Frankie Delano
Billy Gardell - Bruno

“- Hank Grotowski: Let's get this over quick.
- Minister: Is there a passage you'd like me to read?
- Hank Grotowski: No, all I wanna hear is dirt hit that box.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Hank Grotowski
John Wilmot - Minister

“- John Reid: I read your article you wrote in the paper this morning.
- Amy Striker: Oh? Did you like it?
- John Reid: Well, you made me sound like a hero.”
Klinton Spilsbury - John Reid
Juanin Clay - Amy Striker

“Will you read me Old Yeller? I can read it myself, but I like the way you do the voices. You make everyone sound so weird.”

Thora Birch - Hallie O'Fallon

“That's a B. It's the first letter of a seven-letter word that means your late father.”

Rosalind Russell - Mame Dennis

“- Jimmy Reardon: Jesus, Fred; do you always have to drive nine miles an hour?
- Fred Roberts: Hey, i don't need to drive fast to get my kicks.
- Suzie Middleberg: How do you get your kicks?
- Denise Hunter: He reads.”
River Phoenix - Jimmy Reardon
Matthew Perry - Fred Roberts
Louanne - Suzie Middleberg
Ione Skye - Denise Hunter

“- Ron Steigler: Mr. Gardner my editors and I have been wondering if you would consider writing a book for us, something about your political philosophy, what do you say?
- Chance: I can't write.
- Ron Steigler: Of course not, who can nowadays? Listen, I have trouble writing a postcard to my children. Look, we can give you a six figure advance,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Richard McKenzie - Ron Stiegler
Peter Sellers - Chance

“- Karen: How about you Michael? So tell us about the world of big time journalism.
- Sam: Yeah.
- Michael: Well where I work we only have one editorial rule. You can't write anything longer than it takes your average person to take an average crap.”
JoBeth Williams - Karen
Tom Berenger - Sam
Jeff Goldblum - Michael

I'm not the smartest guy in the world, but I'm certainly not the dumbest. I mean, I've read books like "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" and "Love in the Time of Cholera", and I think I've understood them. They're about girls, right? Just kidding. But I have to say my all-time favorite book is Johnny Cash's autobiography "Cash" by Johnny Cash.
John Cusack - Rob Gordon

“- Marie: Restaurants are to people in the 80's what theatres were to people in the 60's. I read that in a magazine.
- Jess: I wrote that.”
Carrie Fisher - Marie
Bruno Kirby - Jess

“- Kay King: She spent the whole time reading a book. Well, don't you think a child her age would be more interested in watching a movie being made?
- Richard King: It depends on the book.”
Sally Kellerman - Kay King
Arthur Hill - Richard King

“It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas and thinking.”
Richard White - Gaston

“This reminds me of the time I attempted to reach the center of the earth. I'd be reading my favorite author, Jules Verne. I spent weeks preparing that expedition, I didn't even get this far. Of course, I was only 12 at the time. You know, it was the writings of Jules Verne that had a profound effect on my life. It was when I was 11 that I first...” (continue)(continue reading)

Chris Lloyd - Dr. Emmett Brown

“- Sincere: Yo, when's the last time you read anything, man?
- Tommy 'Buns' Bundy: Never, motherfucker.”
Nas - Sincere
DMX - Tommy 'Buns' Bundy

“His writing - in so many languages - made me a sign-post pointing east, west, north and south. I had shoes in German, stockings in French, gloves in Hebrew, a hat with a veil in Italian. He only kept me naked where I was most accustomed to wearing clothes.”
Vivian Wu - Nagiko

“I don't do much really, I just read, and work here, and... sleep and eat, and... watch movies.”
Wammo - Anti-Artist

“Whenever I wondered what Sara saw in me, and I wondered more than once, I always came back to the fact that she loved to read. She read everything every spare moment. She was a junkie for the printed word. And lucky for me, I manufactured her drug of choice.”
Michael Douglas - Prof. Grady Tripp

“- Kathleen Conklin: What's gonna happen to me?
- Peina: Read the books. Sartre, Beckett, Burroughs. Who do you think they're talking about? You think they're works of fiction?”
Lili Taylor - Kathleen Conklin
Christopher Walken - Peina

“- E. Garner Goodman: How much do you know about the death penalty?
- Adam Hall: I've read everything there is.
- E. Garner Goodman: Then you know nothing.”
Robert Prosky - E. Garner Goodman
Chris O'Donnell - Adam Hall

“When you read, don't just consider what the author thinks, consider what you think.”
Robin Williams - John Keating