Reality quotes

“- Ed: Do you own a video camera?
- Renee Madison: No. Fred hates them.
- Fred Madison: I like to remember things my own way.
- Ed: What do you mean by that?
- Fred Madison: How I remembered them. Not necessarily the way they happened.”
Louis Eppolito - Ed
Patricia Arquette - Renee Madison
Bill Pullman - Fred Madison

“- Roxie: I'm not the one who can't deal with reality.
- Jonathan Switcher: Reality is very disappointing.”
Carole Davis - Roxie
Andrew McCarthy - Jonathan Switcher

“- Abraham Van Helsing: Dracula: not myth, nor ravings of a mad Irish novelist, oh no. He's real, I assure you.
- Simon Sheppard: This is the fucking Twilight Zone!”
Christopher Plummer - Abraham Van Helsing
Jonny Lee Miller - Simon Sheppard

Katharine Ross has just married this really cool guy - tall, blond, incredibly popular, the make-out king of his fraternity in Berkeley - when this obnoxious Dustin Hoffman character shows up at the back of the church, acting like a total asshole. "Elaine! Elaine!". Does Katharine Ross tell Dustin Hoffman, "Get lost, creep. I'm a married woman"?... (continue)(continue reading)

Chris Eigeman - Fred Boynton

“- Tom Baxter: I love you. I'm honest, dependable, courageous, romantic, and a great kisser.
- Gil Shepherd: And I'm real.”

Jeff Daniels - Tom Baxter
Jeff Daniels - Gil Shepherd

“- Man watching second unit stunt shot: Great, but why do they always use so much blood? Ruins the realism, don't you think?
- Cameron: Asshole.”

Steve Railsback - Cameron

Look kid... what I do, running around, stealing stuff, may sound great when you're 14 years old, but it sucks just a little bit when you're 35. No house, no family. I got a partner who's 56, alcoholic... he still can't understand why they took "Happy Days" off the air. And then I got to turn on the TV every day and see kids like you, one after... (continue)(continue reading)
Denis Colin Leary - Gus

I believe the imagination is the passport that we create to help take us into the real world. I believe the imagination is merely another phrase for what is most uniquely us. Jung says, "The greatest sin is to be unconscious".
Will Smith - Paul

“I suppose it was a ghost who did all of this, and a ghost on the radio last night, and a ghost being carried out of here now.”

Donald Pleasence - Loomis

“I wish five people dead on my drive to work everyday; five people. But wishing doesn't make it so, Bobby. You're not God, lifetime averages withstanding.”

John Leguizamo - Manny

“When a man says what's right, what's good, what's real, and what's true, then his mouth is ten feet tall.”

Harry Hamlin - Joey Popchik

- Bastian: Atreyu, get real.
- Atreyu: But I am real. What do you mean by "getting real"?
- Bastian: Nothing. It's a joke.
- Atreyu: Being real is a joke in your world?
Jonathan Brandis - Bastian Balthazar Bux
Kenny Morrison - Atreyu

“Your reality is already half video hallucination. If you're not careful, it will become total hallucination. You'll have to learn to live in a very strange new world.”

Jack Creley - Brian O'Blivion

“Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!”
Willem Dafoe - Paul Smecker

“I don't get hurt or bleed, hair doesn't muss; it's one of the advantages of being imaginary.”
Jeff Daniels - Tom Baxter

“- Frenchie: Beauty-school sure wasn't as I thought it would be.
- Vi: Nothing ever is.”
Didi Conn - Frenchie
Joan Blondell - Vi

“The truth has nothing to do with reality. You have to deal with reality. In reality, any one of these people, with a little persuasion, will say what I want them to say, because I am reality.”
Jackie Gleason - U.S. Bates

“Everything exists side by side. Realities, not only the reality we perceive with our dull senses, but a tumult of realities arching above each other inside and outside.”
Liv Ullmann - Eva

“- Kevin Dillon: It's the treasure, concealed in the slime of dragons.
- Maxwell Kane: It's a woman's purse, and it's covered with crap.”
Kieran Culkin - Kevin Dillon
Elden Henson - Maxwell Kane

They don't talk about broads nothing. Ya never hear Little Joe say, "hey, Hoss, I went to Virginia City and I saw a girl with the greatest ass I've ever seen in my life.". They just walk around the Ponderosa: "yes, pa, where's Little Joe?". Nothin' about broads. I don't think I'm being too picky. But, if at least once, they talked about getting... (continue)(continue reading)

Jackie Gayle - Sam

“You better wake up. The world you live in is just a sugar-coated topping! There is another world beneath it: the real world. And if you wanna survive it, you better learn to pull the trigger!”

Wesley Snipes - Blade

“- Emily Reed: Why do I get the feeIing that... if I reach out and touch you, you'll disappear?
- James Wheeler: Why don't you try it and see?”
Carré Otis - Emily Reed
Mickey Rourke - James Wheeler

“- Sir John Talbot: Yes, that's the sign of the werewolf.
- Larry Talbot - The Wolf Man: That's just a legend though, isn't it?
- Sir John Talbot: Yes, but like most legends, it must have some basis in fact. It's probably an ancient explanation of the dual personality in each of us.”
Claude Rains - Sir John Talbot
Lon Chaney Jr. - Larry Talbot - The Wolf Man

“There are some wishes that even I can't make come true.”

Robin Williams - The Genie

“- Insp. Hawkins: I know the legend as well as you. He sold his soul to the devil so the world would love him for his talent. The devil had a price. He mutilated his face so terribly, that no one could stand to love him ever again.
- Richard Dutton: And it's said the only way to kill the Phantom is to destroy his music.
- Insp. Hawkins: I don't...” (continue)(continue reading)

Terence Harvey - Insp. Hawkins
Alex Hyde-White - Richard Dutton